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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 21, 2010 3:25:35 GMT -5
My freshman year of high school we had a "dress crazy" day. I already had long hair that was shaved underneath with a blonde ponytail/ (I have dark brown hair and the rest of my hair was the natural color.) So that day I decided to wear my "dudley boy" glasses, two different colored shoes, my tie dye GNR shirt with a red flannel over it and some jeans. I was standing in line at lunch and two seniors came over and started giving me crap for dressing up. One of them: "Only queers dress up for crazy day." I didn't know if they were trying to pick a fight with me or what but my response was (in my best jericho voice) "I'm not a queer. I'm the ayatolah of rock n rolla!" one looked at the other one and asked what that meant. Then one went to say something to me but I cut him off and said "Will you please shut the hell up!?!"
People were standing around by this point because I was being loud and obnoxious. I got quite a few laughs and they shut up and quit bothering me. It was a good time in my opinion.
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Post by allenfan69 on Apr 21, 2010 8:17:01 GMT -5
I was singing karaoke in a bar around the time that the Rock was running with the NOD. I was singing a song and had the patrons really into the song. When I got to an instrumental break, I yelled into the mic, "Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?" It was an older crowd and it confused them to no end. I lost the audience, but my buddy thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
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Post by joeskvorecky on Apr 21, 2010 11:48:52 GMT -5
I did the Five Moves of Doom on a lunch lady once.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 21, 2010 12:07:55 GMT -5
My freshman year of high school we had a "dress crazy" day. I already had long hair that was shaved underneath with a blonde ponytail/ (I have dark brown hair and the rest of my hair was the natural color.) So that day I decided to wear my "dudley boy" glasses, two different colored shoes, my tie dye GNR shirt with a red flannel over it and some jeans. I was standing in line at lunch and two seniors came over and started giving me crap for dressing up. One of them: "Only queers dress up for crazy day." I didn't know if they were trying to pick a fight with me or what but my response was (in my best jericho voice) "I'm not a queer. I'm the ayatolah of rock n rolla!" one looked at the other one and asked what that meant. Then one went to say something to me but I cut him off and said "Will you please shut the hell up!?!" People were standing around by this point because I was being loud and obnoxious. I got quite a few laughs and they shut up and quit bothering me. It was a good time in my opinion. That's almost as bad as getting in a fight and trying to throw a Hadoken fireball. |
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Post by livetowin on Apr 21, 2010 13:10:59 GMT -5
Because I'm an obnoxious prick, I once used Austin's "What?" to "win" an argument.
I also may have ran over my principal. I did it for the Rock. I did it for the people.
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Post by spmkillie on Apr 21, 2010 15:12:20 GMT -5
Adding "it doesn't matter what xxx" to win arguments can win you alot of laughs when hanging out with your mates and you're the only one who watches wrestling  And I must admit to winding up my area supervisor on the phone by constantly saying "what" to him Oh, and i may have only been 12 at the time, but the sharpshooter WILL win you a real fight ;D |
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Apr 21, 2010 15:44:55 GMT -5
Man, you're REALLY lucky you didn't get your ass whomped after the "shut the hell up part", I'm not a bully and even I'D be tempted to swing.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:34:03 GMT -5
I was singing karaoke in a bar around the time that the Rock was running with the NOD. I was singing a song and had the patrons really into the song. When I got to an instrumental break, I yelled into the mic, "Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?" It was an older crowd and it confused them to no end. I lost the audience, but my buddy thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. I would have laughed too and met you with a "that was awesome!" as you came to sit down. |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:34:22 GMT -5
I did the Five Moves of Doom on a lunch lady once. hahaha lunch lady doris? |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:38:20 GMT -5
My freshman year of high school we had a "dress crazy" day. I already had long hair that was shaved underneath with a blonde ponytail/ (I have dark brown hair and the rest of my hair was the natural color.) So that day I decided to wear my "dudley boy" glasses, two different colored shoes, my tie dye GNR shirt with a red flannel over it and some jeans. I was standing in line at lunch and two seniors came over and started giving me crap for dressing up. One of them: "Only queers dress up for crazy day." I didn't know if they were trying to pick a fight with me or what but my response was (in my best jericho voice) "I'm not a queer. I'm the ayatolah of rock n rolla!" one looked at the other one and asked what that meant. Then one went to say something to me but I cut him off and said "Will you please shut the hell up!?!" People were standing around by this point because I was being loud and obnoxious. I got quite a few laughs and they shut up and quit bothering me. It was a good time in my opinion. That's almost as bad as getting in a fight and trying to throw a Hadoken fireball. Somtimes getting a laugh is better than a fight and I used to fight a lot. An example of getting the laugh that saved my ass. Again freshman year and again with a senior. I was in gym and the seniors were runing while we were playing basketball. Everytime this one kid came by the guys I was playing with would throw the ball at him. He said he was going to kick our asses if it happened again. Sure enough he comes by and one of them throws the ball. he grabs me by the throat and slams me up agaisnt the bleachers. I do my best to stare him down and still holding my throat he says "What are you pissed off now?" I said "If I was pissed of the floor would be wet." He let go and said "Humor. I like that." then shook my hand and walked away. |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:39:45 GMT -5
Because I'm an obnoxious prick, I once used Austin's "What?" to "win" an argument. I also may have ran over my principal. I did it for the Rock. I did it for the people. I tend to bust out the Stephen Colbert "I accept your apology" in the middle of an argument. Your principal shouldn't have tried to hold you down. |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:41:14 GMT -5
Adding "it doesn't matter what xxx" to win arguments can win you alot of laughs when hanging out with your mates and you're the only one who watches wrestling And I must admit to winding up my area supervisor on the phone by constantly saying "what" to him Oh, and i may have only been 12 at the time, but the sharpshooter WILL win you a real fight ;D I used to do the "It doesn't matter what your name is" thing to substitute teachers. the "what?" thing never ceases to be funny. the sharpshooter would have been bad ass to see. |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 22, 2010 2:42:38 GMT -5
Man, you're REALLY lucky you didn't get your ass whomped after the "shut the hell up part", I'm not a bully and even I'D be tempted to swing. That's the story of my life to be honest. For the most part I've always gotten away with being obnoxious like that. Most of the fights I've been in have been due to other things besides runing my mouth. I have been very lucky. |
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Post by johnnyk9 on Apr 22, 2010 12:36:09 GMT -5
i once did the Stone Cold "What" to avoid someone and unfortunitly it didn't work
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Post by Throwback on Apr 22, 2010 14:46:00 GMT -5
I was a teen when DX was popular. Teachers and Parents weren't really happy with us telling everyone to "suck it"
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Apr 22, 2010 14:52:49 GMT -5
If you were in HS during the Attitude era, odds are, you did the DX crotch chop at someone. I do remember being at a battle of the bands at my school, and some crappy punk band has this super skinny nerd of a white boy as like a hype man for them, so before they started playing he did the Konnan intro "ODELAY!!! ARRIBA LA RAZA!!!" and stuff... was friggen weird.
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Post by navajomartian on Apr 22, 2010 15:09:18 GMT -5
I tried to use Hogans big boot one time, but I irish whipped the guy to the non existing ropes and he kept running off the high school property. I wonder sometimes what happened to him  |
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Post by CharlieMadness on Apr 24, 2010 0:45:30 GMT -5
My friends and I were at college the other day and we were talking about wrestling. Someone brought up the Ultimate Warrior and I started to cut an intense Warrior promo and started screaming and stuff like he used to do-you know, the whole I HAVE RECIEVED THE POWER FROM THE GODS ABOVE TO DESTROOOOOYYYY!! and everyone laughed so hard.
Then, security came and I screamed WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE WARRIYAH?!?!??!!? and fortunately for me he understood the reference and he started craking up too but then told us to keep it down. We laughed so hard we cried.
Goood Times man, goooood times.
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Post by The Orangeman on Apr 24, 2010 1:43:31 GMT -5
I hung out with a few wrestlers at a nightclub one night after a show and some random chick dropped her full glass of alcoholic beverage. We all busted a "You f***ed up" chant...needless to say, a quarter of the club stared at us. It was well worth it.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 24, 2010 3:37:54 GMT -5
Love the stories guys
I like the mixed reactions best
people laughing and people like the f*** is going on here?
big boot guy, pretty sure I saw the kid on a milk carton. I'd say he's safe.
Milk cartons are liars man. They have pictures of a kid and it says MISSING. "F*** you no he isn't! I'm looking at him right now. Milk carton's trying to lie to me God damn it.
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