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Post by joeiscool on Jul 9, 2010 19:45:58 GMT -5
free?
Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because woman realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!!
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Post by Young Game on Jul 9, 2010 20:01:14 GMT -5
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Jul 9, 2010 20:12:01 GMT -5
I was expecting the thread to be about this  |
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Post by Lionheart on Jul 9, 2010 20:20:37 GMT -5
Skwisgaar: This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.
Toki: I love sausage festival!
Skwisgaar: What?
Toki: Like in Vienna.
Skwisgaar: No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.
Toki: Yeah, that was good.
Skwisgaar: Yeah. It was the Vienna pork saus - um, no, this means that there's no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what intoside of them.
Toki: The sausage?
Skwisgaar: Yeah. Anyway, what were you talking about, like, a second ago? I'm sorry I cut you off.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jul 9, 2010 20:23:22 GMT -5
free? Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because woman realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!! Most women don't give a crap about the sausage as long as the pig brings home the bacon. |
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Post by Young Game on Jul 9, 2010 20:49:49 GMT -5
 Why marry the pig when you get the bacon and sausage for free? |
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Jul 9, 2010 21:01:41 GMT -5
free? Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because woman realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!! Most women don't give a crap about the sausage as long as the pig brings home the bacon. Is that so? And where did you both get those little nuggets of information from? |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jul 9, 2010 21:11:42 GMT -5
I'll quote the punk guy from Summer of Sam: "I like the cow."
Of course, I haven't actually met one that I liked, and most of them seem to think I'm the man from the slaughterhouse.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 9, 2010 21:34:39 GMT -5
I'm not really big on interspecies breeding really. I do like milk and sausage though.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jul 9, 2010 22:15:05 GMT -5
Most women don't give a crap about the sausage as long as the pig brings home the bacon. Is that so? And where did you both get those little nuggets of information from? Listen whothrowsashoe, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and the men are talking. Seriously though I'm pretty sure the OP was only making a joke. I saw an opening for an even cheesier joke and I took it. I regret nothing. Hope that clears it up  "Now If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake." |
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Post by polexia on Jul 9, 2010 22:53:19 GMT -5
i know a few women who have fallen in to that trap.
(stuck with a guy who will never marry her.)
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Post by Cela on Jul 9, 2010 22:56:21 GMT -5
Because steak is delicious.
What?
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Jul 9, 2010 23:32:26 GMT -5
Skwisgaar: This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival. Toki: I love sausage festival! Skwisgaar: What? Toki: Like in Vienna. Skwisgaar: No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival. Toki: Yeah, that was good. Skwisgaar: Yeah. It was the Vienna pork saus - um, no, this means that there's no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what intoside of them. Toki: The sausage? Skwisgaar: Yeah. Anyway, what were you talking about, like, a second ago? I'm sorry I cut you off. Gotta love those two  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 10, 2010 5:38:01 GMT -5
Skwisgaar: This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival. Toki: I love sausage festival! Skwisgaar: What? Toki: Like in Vienna. Skwisgaar: No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival. Toki: Yeah, that was good. Skwisgaar: Yeah. It was the Vienna pork saus - um, no, this means that there's no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what intoside of them. Toki: The sausage? Skwisgaar: Yeah. Anyway, what were you talking about, like, a second ago? I'm sorry I cut you off. Gotta love those two For some reason, I find it hysterical when Dethklok members are polite to each other or apologize for something, especially because they rarely apologize for their more heinous actions, and more for minor slights. |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jul 10, 2010 5:41:45 GMT -5
It's like my grandma always used to say, 'why buy the cow when you can get the sex for me?'
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jul 10, 2010 7:45:23 GMT -5
For the marriage benefits.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2010 8:08:03 GMT -5
free? Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because woman realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!! Most women don't give a crap about the sausage as long as the pig brings home the bacon. Ain't that the truth. |
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Jul 10, 2010 10:59:17 GMT -5
Is that so? And where did you both get those little nuggets of information from? Listen whothrowsashoe, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and the men are talking. Seriously though I'm pretty sure the OP was only making a joke. I saw an opening for an even cheesier joke and I took it. I regret nothing. Hope that clears it up "Now If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake." Ah, right you are, sorry... *goes back into the kitchen*  |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jul 10, 2010 11:41:36 GMT -5
And that's why you don't give up your leverage. Who taught you to negotiate? Chumlee? [/Oldman]
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Post by bradtherad on Jul 10, 2010 11:43:18 GMT -5
No, No, No, thats not how it works.
You marry the cow so u can have sex for free without all the BS of "dating" and buying stuff for someone and then paying them money after they divorce u to go after someone else.
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