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Post by Cela on Jul 23, 2010 19:23:38 GMT -5
Ever since NC reviewed The Room, I've been wondering about this. Could the movie have been salvageable if everything else remained the same, but decent actors were used?
Johnny- Anthony Hopkins
Lisa- Charlize Theron
Mark- Brad Pitt
Mom- Helen Mirren
Denny- Paul Dano
Random Drug Dealer- He can stay
I think it would be viewable. Or how about Pumaman with Christian Bale?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 23, 2010 19:25:37 GMT -5
Twilight
Bella- Anna Paquin
Edward-Stephen Moyer
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jul 23, 2010 19:38:15 GMT -5
Bloodrayne, with Ben Kingsley in it...
Wait...
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Post by Cela on Jul 23, 2010 19:48:04 GMT -5
Twilight Bella- Anna Paquin Edward-Stephen Moyer Nah, that would never work. |
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AriadosMan
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Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Jul 23, 2010 21:23:11 GMT -5
Manos: the Hands of Fate
starring
William H. Macy as Dad
Julianne Moore as Mom
Christopher Walken as The Master
Steve Buscemi as Torgo
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Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 23, 2010 23:14:13 GMT -5
There was a spoof of Twilight called "Vampires Suck" and all the actors were actually far superior than the ones in the actual movie!
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JRX
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Post by JRX on Jul 23, 2010 23:15:06 GMT -5
Twilight Bella- Anna Paquin Edward-Stephen Moyer I see what you did there. |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jul 23, 2010 23:51:16 GMT -5
Ever since NC reviewed The Room, I've been wondering about this. Could the movie have been salvageable if everything else remained the same, but decent actors were used? Johnny- Anthony Hopkins Lisa- Charlize Theron Mark- Brad Pitt Mom- Helen Mirren Denny- Paul Dano Random Drug Dealer- He can stay I think it would be viewable. Or how about Pumaman with Christian Bale? I don't think that film would be salvageable no matter what the script is the real culprit here, although the acting is horrid the dialouge and boring sex scenes kill this movie dead and the ending was utterly laughable. although I think it would be cool to see it recasted with Christopher Walken. Since I liked to Tommy Wisneau's performance as if Walken had down syndrome. Also if they could fix the writing and have someone else do rewrites and have a better cast it would be worse in a way as it would just be forgettable being so bad is what makes it so good. As these "epic" scenes show |
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Grendel
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But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jul 24, 2010 8:29:12 GMT -5
Bloodrayne, with Ben Kingsley in it... Wait... I had a brain freeze the morning I watched BloodRayne and saw that he was in it. You were Gandhi for snorks sake and you thought it was a good idea to be in this turd? |
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