Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 30, 2009 10:49:47 GMT -5
"You're Gonna Go Far In This Busniess, Kid!/License To Print Money!"-A term RD uses, usually directed towards Blade, when someone hits upon a good idea that could be big. Gabby Hayes Big!
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jul 30, 2009 11:44:12 GMT -5
On the other end of the tin can and string- On the phone
TNA Correspondent - Death Sentence
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Jul 30, 2009 12:45:12 GMT -5
Patty - RD's nickname for former WWE Diva, Trish Stratus
Big Nipple Vampire - RD and Blade's nickname former WWE Diva, Shelly Martinez. Who had big breasts and big nipples
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Vizier
Dennis Stamp
Snugglin' you back to health
Posts: 3,531
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Post by Vizier on Jul 30, 2009 13:46:45 GMT -5
BM Punk - A recurring call-in guest of the show, claiming to be the original "punk", instead of CM Punk. He is a straight-edge (defecate)r, laxative-free, who doesn't even use Raisin Bran to loosen his stool.
Dixie Carter - The president of TNA Entertainment, and recurring call-in guest of the show. Her running joke comes from the government's steroid probe in pro wrestling, where she mentioned that action figures (collectible dolls) were popular amongst fans, reminiscent of a character from The 40 year Old Virgin, who she equated was their target audience.
Sir Alec Heineken - The host of Wrestlecrap Fan Fiction Theatre. A British man with a penchant for fish and chips, and carnal knowledge, he reads stories to the Wrestlecrap Radio audience, when not spending time with Ellie, or possibly reliving his youth as a hooligan.
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Post by kingsuperspecial on Jul 30, 2009 13:58:34 GMT -5
Crapperinos - A short lived nickname for the loyal fans of Wrestlecrap Radio. Later replaced by "Fellow Crappers". Also the second word ever uttered on the show by RD (after "Hey").
Ghetto Skeletor, Ghetto He-Man, Ghetto Man-at-Arms - Three gentlemen who work at a Ghetto Amusement Park (Boyle's Joyland). Their idea of costumes are a black tank-top, black jeans, skeleton mask and a cape (Skeletor), plastic Conan vest (He-Man) and face-paint, wrist-bands and an Aquaman mask (Man-at-Arms). Their outfits would greatly be improved by wearing plastic smocks with their own images on them.
Unabomber Style Shack - The preferred abode of shut-ins.
Geek - A poindexter or a nerd.
Poindexter - A nerd or a geek.
Nerd - A geek or a poindexter.
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
Posts: 1,468
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Post by Abadebe on Jul 30, 2009 14:16:36 GMT -5
Angry Jim Ross - WWE's Jim Ross is mad about a great many things and often calls RD and Blade in order to vent. Has not had sex with his wife in quite some time, but gets through the day by fantasizing about UWF's Dark Journey. His call-ins are rated NC17 as Jim can be quite the potty mouth.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Jul 30, 2009 15:48:03 GMT -5
Awesome guys. I might lay low for a day and see if anybody comes up with a few obscure ones that we've referenced more than once that I've got on my mind. Seeing who the true diehards are that way, LOL.
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Jul 30, 2009 15:55:36 GMT -5
The Stamp Collection - An idea for a computer show that would be nothing but Dennis Stamp jumping up and down on his trampoline over webcam.
Dusty Rhodes - Author of a book that has been received by no one.
Calculator Man - A man who spent his Black Friday with a free calculator.
Bedding - A section of a store. Often used as a sort of expletive. Eg: "Bitch, I'm in the store, I'm in BEDDING."
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Jul 30, 2009 16:06:55 GMT -5
Roddy Rowdy Piper's Nieghborhood - The most dangerous place to go to trick or treat with idoits tries to run over kids in their cars, adults giving kids razor blade candies then you have to say please and thank ya, and Child preditors are at every cornor of the street.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 30, 2009 16:40:31 GMT -5
The Food Mart: A grocery store frequented by R.D. Reynolds, Blade Braxton, or celebrity guests (read: The Zombie). Exploits at The Food Mart are discussed in the segment 'RD's Trip to the Grocery."
Time to eat a banana: An excuse given so that someone may take a break or leave a location; usually said in conjunction with the use of a provocative gesture.
And here is a question if I may since we are discussing definitions of wrestlecrap radio terms. Is 'Fine Young Egg' a gender-specific term used to describe good-natured, respectable males, or can females also be 'fine young eggs?' I wasn't sure so I have been using "Fine young egg" for males and 'fine young lass' for females.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 30, 2009 16:43:17 GMT -5
Stubby: A ventriloquist dummy who may or may not have been operated by Blade Braxton. Hired by RD to be the TNA correspondent, but usually told profane jokes instead. Burned accidentally by Mrs. Deal and presumed dead, but was later saved by a beaver.
Mike Check: Radio veteran who has worked many markets under various guises throughout his lengthy career. Claims to be the mentor to the late Walter Cronkite. Thinks that WrestleCrap Radio is a real radio station and calls it WWCR or "The Whacker". He often watched TNA with his daughter, who he seemed to be unhealthily close to. Went on a tour in the buildup to becoming the longest running TNA correspondent in WrestleCrap Radio history, but died in mysterious circumstances in a fireworks factory after having met a British man, rumoured to be Sir Alec Heineken.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 30, 2009 16:57:21 GMT -5
Did we ever give a nickname to those girls peddling stuff in the early hours of Black Friday? Like Doughnut Girls or Coffee Girls?
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Post by steelthunder on Jul 30, 2009 18:02:08 GMT -5
Don...Don Mason: A good friend of Blade Braxton's who wears a wicked blue mask
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jul 30, 2009 18:36:27 GMT -5
Krankor - The birdman pants-less villain from Prince Of Space. At the suggestion of someone RD uses his funny sounding laughter for a laugh track Chris "TheDrenchinator" Waters - The guy who may end up beating Blah up for forgetting his name
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Jul 30, 2009 19:18:22 GMT -5
RD's Public Service Announcment - The first true segment that was introduce in the WCR lost episode and was used once.
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rdreynolds
Unicron
President, Angry Jim Ross Fan Club
Posts: 2,811
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Post by rdreynolds on Jul 30, 2009 20:14:12 GMT -5
Roddy Rowdy Piper's Nieghborhood - The most dangerous place to go to trick or treat with idoits tries to run over kids in their cars, adults giving kids razor blade candies then you have to say please and thank you, and Child preditors are at every cornor of the street. This may be my favorite definition yet. Except it's please and thank YA, not YOU. RD
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jul 30, 2009 20:47:47 GMT -5
Triple Kelly- see "Poindexter", "Geek", or "Nerd". A New Yorker thought to be a ringer brought in by RD Reynolds for the Co-Hoss Contest. Claims to be in her mid-20s but her vast knowledge of old school wrestling and outdated, obscure pop culture references make us suspect she is in fact MUCH older.
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rdreynolds
Unicron
President, Angry Jim Ross Fan Club
Posts: 2,811
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Post by rdreynolds on Jul 30, 2009 21:11:37 GMT -5
John Thomas: Bill collector for several different credit card companies, most notably Chase Meridian Mastercharge. Claims to always get his man, although his pursuit for one Blade "Brakestown" has thus far been unsuccessful.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 30, 2009 21:38:27 GMT -5
Did we ever give a nickname to those girls peddling stuff in the early hours of Black Friday? Like Doughnut Girls or Coffee Girls? Pillow Man: The man at Kohl's who decided to wait on line... WHILE SLEEPING ON A BED!
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 30, 2009 22:16:30 GMT -5
Tito Martell - character played by John Cena in all movies.
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