Post by Blade Braxton on Jul 29, 2009 23:49:28 GMT -5
I was reading where sportscaster Dan Patrick has a online dictionary page for his radio show, to help new listeners immediately become familiar with some of the phrases and terms.
sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/dictionary/
I was thinking, man, if any radio show needed something like that, it'd be WrestleCrap Radio. Anybody wanna help me start one here, and slowly add to it so we can put it on the main site when completed? This could be fun to compile.
I'll start (and copy and paste the additional ones from you guys here) ...
12 Listeners - - The average total listenership of WCR, generally an arbitary number that rises and falls every week.
Alien Ham - - A legendary piece of pork once belonging to Blade, which was in the shape of the titular monster from Alien.
Anonymous Brooke - - Nickname of former WWE Diva Brooke, christened upon her due to her lack of ability to stand out from her other Extreme Expose partners.
Bedding Man - - A man RD saw on Black Friday telling someone on the phone while lying on a bed that "Bitch I'm in bedding."
Black Friday - - A shopping extravaganza the day after Thanksgiving, one which RD faithfully gets up at the buttcrack of dawn to attend annually.
Blade's Prostitute Roommate - - Blade's female ex-roommate who ran an escort service out of their apartment.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Haiku - - All the wrestling news from the internet condensed into 17 syllables. Does not come with crown as illustrated.
Calculator Man - - A man RD encountered on Black Friday '05, who waited in line at Circuit City for countless early morning hours to receive a free $5.00 calculator.
Clumsy Girl - - Nickname for the random, blonde 2004 Diva Search contestant who fell right on her ass while trying to do a trick live on Raw.
Dependo - - Blade's nickname for Damien Demento, former wrestling jobber and longtime enemy of the Radio show, often calling the hosts Fruitcakes. The name comes from Blade thinking the man wears Depends Diapers.
Don...Don Mason - - A friend of Blade Braxton. Whenever he is mentioned by Blade, RD usually responds "You're talking about Don...Don Mason?"
Fantasy Booking Island - - Considered one of the worst segments in WCR history in which Mr Roarke (RD) and Tatoo (Blade) discussed the fantasy booking of Great Khali versus Hornswoggle.
Fine Young Egg - - Complimentary term, often used in regards to one of the twelve listeners of WrestleCrap Radio.
Food Mart - - Catch all term for a supermarket that RD goes to get groceries. It may or may not be used for Blade's store which is in fact a gas station.
globalinternet.net - - A site run by Greg that may or may not increase your chances of getting some clam.
Huey the Ghoul - - Deceased host of Blade's local late night horror movie show. RD uses his strange evil laugh for a laugh track around the Halloween holiday.
King Vitaman - - See King Pedophile.
Krankor - - The pants-less birdman villain from Prince Of Space. At the suggestion of someone RD uses his funny sounding laughter for a laugh track.
Meat Pinata - - A horrible idea RD and Blade had for a party game, consisting of filling slabs of beef with candy, and having kids beat the meat to get their sweet treats.
Mommy's Milk - - The breast milk of Linda Hogan, which RD has claimed is wanted by his co-host. Blade has fervently denied any desire for Linda Hogan or her milk every time its brought up.
Nicole Bass - - A rather masculine looking wrestler, current whereabouts unknown. RD has constantly tried to make Blade wrestle her as part of a bet he lost.
Nipple H - - Nickname of WWE Executive Vice President of Creative Development & Operations, christened upon her due to her marriage to Triple H and her massive fun bag surgery.
Progrem - - RD's spelling of the word 'program' in the phrase 'fine radio progrem', as said by a Martian Chief in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, a (bad) 60's movie reviewed on the site.
Rad! - - An abbreviation of 'radical' not in wide use since 1988.
RD's Mailbag - - An earlier segment that took the place of the Question of the Week for a few months, where RD and Blade read sent in letters and e-mail. Also a basis for a genatalia joke when RD asks Blade to reach down between his legs and grab it.
RJ Fletcher and Al - - Two other laugh tracks from Weird Al's UHF. Both the man and his movie are large influences on the show.
"Speaking of...!" - - All purpose segue phrase used when jumping from one topic to another, whether or not any sensible context exists.
Tajiri's Wife - - World's worst driver. Can not pass her driver's license exam, so she sits at home, unable to drive.
Tee Hee Tickle Party - - Initially a derisive term directed towards RD and Blade's laughing and jokes on Get In the Ring, it has since been utilized by Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Braxton whenever they find themselves spending most of the show amused at each other's remarks.
Tin can and string - - A telephone. Often Wrestlecrap Radio co-host Blade Braxton is at the other end of this (unless passed-out).
The Centaur - - Nickname of WWE Diva Mickie James, christened upon her due to her glorious rear end, which sticks out like the back of a mythological creature.
The Deever - - Nickname of WWE Diva Layla, christened upon her due to her mispronounciation of the word "Diva" in a Diva Search promo.
The Tranny/Gung Ho - - Nicknames of former WWE Diva Ashley Massaro, christened upon her due to her vaguely masculine appearance.
The Whacker - - The unfortunate name Mike Check called Wrestlecrap Radio, mistaking it for an actual radio station known as WWCR.
Trashbagging - - The act of defecating into a bag, mostly due to the absence of a working toilet.
Trolla Corporation - - The company that provides the show with the products that are used in all of the show's segments.
"Wow" - - Comment often used by RD when Blade says something incredibly offensive.
Wrestlecrap HQ - - The studio where episodes of Wrestlecrap Radio are recorded. While existing within RD Reynolds' home, the room is large enough to hold a small orchestra, various Trolla products, Krankor, Weird Al, and some crickets.
sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/dictionary/
I was thinking, man, if any radio show needed something like that, it'd be WrestleCrap Radio. Anybody wanna help me start one here, and slowly add to it so we can put it on the main site when completed? This could be fun to compile.
I'll start (and copy and paste the additional ones from you guys here) ...12 Listeners - - The average total listenership of WCR, generally an arbitary number that rises and falls every week.
Alien Ham - - A legendary piece of pork once belonging to Blade, which was in the shape of the titular monster from Alien.
Anonymous Brooke - - Nickname of former WWE Diva Brooke, christened upon her due to her lack of ability to stand out from her other Extreme Expose partners.
Bedding Man - - A man RD saw on Black Friday telling someone on the phone while lying on a bed that "Bitch I'm in bedding."
Black Friday - - A shopping extravaganza the day after Thanksgiving, one which RD faithfully gets up at the buttcrack of dawn to attend annually.
Blade's Prostitute Roommate - - Blade's female ex-roommate who ran an escort service out of their apartment.
Blade Braxton's Weekly Haiku - - All the wrestling news from the internet condensed into 17 syllables. Does not come with crown as illustrated.
Calculator Man - - A man RD encountered on Black Friday '05, who waited in line at Circuit City for countless early morning hours to receive a free $5.00 calculator.
Clumsy Girl - - Nickname for the random, blonde 2004 Diva Search contestant who fell right on her ass while trying to do a trick live on Raw.
Dependo - - Blade's nickname for Damien Demento, former wrestling jobber and longtime enemy of the Radio show, often calling the hosts Fruitcakes. The name comes from Blade thinking the man wears Depends Diapers.
Don...Don Mason - - A friend of Blade Braxton. Whenever he is mentioned by Blade, RD usually responds "You're talking about Don...Don Mason?"
Fantasy Booking Island - - Considered one of the worst segments in WCR history in which Mr Roarke (RD) and Tatoo (Blade) discussed the fantasy booking of Great Khali versus Hornswoggle.
Fine Young Egg - - Complimentary term, often used in regards to one of the twelve listeners of WrestleCrap Radio.
Food Mart - - Catch all term for a supermarket that RD goes to get groceries. It may or may not be used for Blade's store which is in fact a gas station.
globalinternet.net - - A site run by Greg that may or may not increase your chances of getting some clam.
Huey the Ghoul - - Deceased host of Blade's local late night horror movie show. RD uses his strange evil laugh for a laugh track around the Halloween holiday.
King Vitaman - - See King Pedophile.
Krankor - - The pants-less birdman villain from Prince Of Space. At the suggestion of someone RD uses his funny sounding laughter for a laugh track.
Meat Pinata - - A horrible idea RD and Blade had for a party game, consisting of filling slabs of beef with candy, and having kids beat the meat to get their sweet treats.
Mommy's Milk - - The breast milk of Linda Hogan, which RD has claimed is wanted by his co-host. Blade has fervently denied any desire for Linda Hogan or her milk every time its brought up.
Nicole Bass - - A rather masculine looking wrestler, current whereabouts unknown. RD has constantly tried to make Blade wrestle her as part of a bet he lost.
Nipple H - - Nickname of WWE Executive Vice President of Creative Development & Operations, christened upon her due to her marriage to Triple H and her massive fun bag surgery.
Progrem - - RD's spelling of the word 'program' in the phrase 'fine radio progrem', as said by a Martian Chief in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, a (bad) 60's movie reviewed on the site.
Rad! - - An abbreviation of 'radical' not in wide use since 1988.
RD's Mailbag - - An earlier segment that took the place of the Question of the Week for a few months, where RD and Blade read sent in letters and e-mail. Also a basis for a genatalia joke when RD asks Blade to reach down between his legs and grab it.
RJ Fletcher and Al - - Two other laugh tracks from Weird Al's UHF. Both the man and his movie are large influences on the show.
"Speaking of...!" - - All purpose segue phrase used when jumping from one topic to another, whether or not any sensible context exists.
Tajiri's Wife - - World's worst driver. Can not pass her driver's license exam, so she sits at home, unable to drive.
Tee Hee Tickle Party - - Initially a derisive term directed towards RD and Blade's laughing and jokes on Get In the Ring, it has since been utilized by Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Braxton whenever they find themselves spending most of the show amused at each other's remarks.
Tin can and string - - A telephone. Often Wrestlecrap Radio co-host Blade Braxton is at the other end of this (unless passed-out).
The Centaur - - Nickname of WWE Diva Mickie James, christened upon her due to her glorious rear end, which sticks out like the back of a mythological creature.
The Deever - - Nickname of WWE Diva Layla, christened upon her due to her mispronounciation of the word "Diva" in a Diva Search promo.
The Tranny/Gung Ho - - Nicknames of former WWE Diva Ashley Massaro, christened upon her due to her vaguely masculine appearance.
The Whacker - - The unfortunate name Mike Check called Wrestlecrap Radio, mistaking it for an actual radio station known as WWCR.
Trashbagging - - The act of defecating into a bag, mostly due to the absence of a working toilet.
Trolla Corporation - - The company that provides the show with the products that are used in all of the show's segments.
"Wow" - - Comment often used by RD when Blade says something incredibly offensive.
Wrestlecrap HQ - - The studio where episodes of Wrestlecrap Radio are recorded. While existing within RD Reynolds' home, the room is large enough to hold a small orchestra, various Trolla products, Krankor, Weird Al, and some crickets.
