2010 Episodes to Date: 10
April 30, 2010Episode #174
Another WCR Draft Edition
The Draft to his Trolla
Return to normal Blade this week.
Proud Sponsors: 2 (Global Internet and AngryMarks)
URLs not taken: robvandamgrandam.com
WrestleCrap Radio Big Four: DraftTrolla, Anniversary Show, Thanksgiving Black Friday, Christmas Show
Interesting enough, Randy Jackson hates dogs.
Blade missed two shows as co-host.
Dave Meltzer, not talking about: douching causing cancer
Draft Results: Ratings Reaper to the laugh track, Stewart Patrick to promotional considerations, Sir Alec Heinken to RD's Trip to the Grocery, BM Punk to Co-Host, Angry Jim Ross to Co-Host, Midnight Rose to TNA correspondent, Stubby to QOTW, Gay Popeye to Host, Crickets to Haiku
F-Bombs: 18 (9 Angry Jim, 8 Midnight Rose)
Capitalism is NOT about fornication.
Other than Blade the only other co-hosts were Triple Kelly, BM Punk, and Angry Jim Ross. I should be one too!
Angry Jim Ross is one tough professor.
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April 25, 2010Episode #173
FIRST WEEKEND SHOW!
First time the Horse Trolla opened the show, followed by the Sad News Music.
Proud Sponsors: 2 (Global Internet and Angry Marks)
Blade F-Bombs: 1
URLs not taken: Wrestlecrapradiotrendingtopics.com
Speaking of: Pony rides,
Debut of the iPod Trolla and Jazz Overnight Blade returns.
Mickie was on the show first in October 2005.
Mickie James reference streak? I'm on it!
Erik Majorwitz is keeping stats damn it not Lord Alfred!
Jerking off with one's left foot is a serious fetish.
Crickets and Krankor not available for the podcast.
RD coined the "Mickie lifting the tail" catchphrase.
Mickie inspired Blade to write "Teardrops on My Centaur" a play off Taylor Swift's Teardrops on My Guitar.
No haiku, but a song "So Hard to Say Goodbye to Mickie James":
How do I say goodbye
to Mickie James
The mini-skirts that centaur ass
I feel so sad
Now she is just a country singer
But Nashville is so far away
It's so hard to say goodbye
to Mickie James
I don't know why McMahon
let you go
All I know is your the reason
I watched bad f(((( shows
If you go to TNA
I hope you kiss Madison Rayne
It's so hard to say goodbye
To Mickie James
And I'll take with me the fantasies
Of you and Trish being gay
It's so hard to say goodbye
to Mickie James
And I'll take with me the fantasies
Of you and Trish being gay
It's so hard to say goodbye
to Mickie James
April 16, 2010Episode #172
April 2, 2010Episode #171
Shortest episode since February 3, 2006.
No tin can and string, but the guest host is none other than Damien Demento (Phil Theis). Mr. Theis has a imdb.com page where he played Erik in Die Hard 3. He also loves jingles and is the guest TNA correspondent.
The show listing is CLEAN, but I'm not so sure.
Investing with the WrestleCrap Industry is easy, just send RD money via PayPal.
According to wikipedia, Cheetos was developed by Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin in 1948.
F-Bombs: 3 (as "Angry" Jim Ross)
Mr. Roos?: 11
Call Ins: 2 ("Angry" Jim Ross, Gay Popeye)
Trolla Products: 1 (Faxtrolla)
Orlando Jordan is 6'4" 250 lbs (Your welcome G. Popeye!)
Homosexuals in the wrestling industry? Ask Pat Patterson!
QOTW (from SpikeBozo) With WWE Diva Mickie James releasing an album soon, is there any hope for a Damien Demento music career?
Sadly, no Haiku from Double D
March 26, 2010Episode #170
Is the Little Beaver to my Haiti Kid
Blade F Bombs: 25
Dave Meltzer, not talking about: Blair Witch Project, Atomic Drops to a bloody crotch, the word snatch, doritos, smacking his lips, ruining valuable pieces of technology, singing some Shania Twain
Crickets: 2
2 Proud sponsors
Still 12 Listeners...
URLs: 5 (MissElizabethstitsbobblingoutofhertopatwrestlemania4.com, stewartpankin.com, stewartpankin.net, ijizzedonmickiejamesbeachtowel.com, chocolateandsodomy.com, smilingsnatch.com)
Snatch(y) references: 12
Speaking of: 2 (playing along, survive)
Odds on Don Mason getting interviewed by Dave Meltzer: 75 to 1
2 proud sponsors
Call Ins: 2 (Colonel Bob Carter, Stewart Patric)
The new TNA correspondent is Stewart Patric
10 Ejaculation mentions
Blade's new catchphrase is not Har, Har, Har.
Blade's first catchphrase was stolen from Fonzie.
Entirely doable: 8
Blade's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Wrestlemania
I honestly don't give a
flying mother f***
March 12, 2010Episode #169
Is the bloody Ric Flair to my bloody Hulk Hogan...
Jeff Cohen name drops: 1
Proud sponsors: 2
Damn, Damn, Damn Broken Dishes: 5
Crickets: 3
Speaking of: Million Dollar Manes,
Krankor Laugh: 2
Yes, yes: 3
Blade F Bombs: 6 (4 as "Angry" Jim Ross)
URLs: 4 (howoldiskenpatera.com), (hollowedheadkenpatera.com), (leilanipubichair.com), (haveyouseendarkjourney.com).
Call-Ins: 5 (Gay Popeye, Gay Popeye, Ratings Reaper, Dixie Carter, "Angry" Jim Ross)
Number of Times Nipple H and Triple H have procreated: 3
Dave Meltzer Not Talking About: Menstrual Cycles, Lacy Von Erich on the rag, how old different wrestlers and their young lady friends were when they were in the throes of passion, oldes woman in America dying at 114, Stacey Keibler giving hummers, doesnt have a demon from Hell to call into his show, Nielsen concerned demon.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage is 57, Ric Flair is 61 years old, Verne Gagne is 84 years old, Ken Patera is 66 years old, D'Lo Brown is only 39 years old.
Ric Flair is not in fact a million years old, he was born
WWF Wrestling Buddies were made by Tonka. They made buddies of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Big Boss Man, Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, and the Legion of Doom.
Dixie Carter sounded like a female Paul Bearer.
Lincoln, Nebraska has 3 Toys R Us stores.
Highly unlikely R.D. has 10 microwaves in his house.
Oldest WCR segment: Blade Braxton Haiku (Episode #2)
No TNA correspondent...
Blade's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
New Monday Night War
Same old "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Bloody Mount Rushmore
March 5, 2010Episode
Proud Sponsors: 2
RD Mispronounces Cynara's Name: 3
Damn, Damn, Damn, Broken Dishes: 0
Blade F Bombs: 5
URLs:
Disappointed that Nintendo John called in, I could have swore John Thomas would be interested in Blade's eBay auction haul of $9,400.
January 8, 2010
Episode #164 (28:30 in)
RIP Paul Servo
Is the IMPACT to RAW
There were 32 WCR shows in 2009.
Proud Sponsors: 2
F-Bombs: 1
Damn, Damn, Damn Broken Dishes: 3
URLs:
Dave Meltzer Not Talking About: Lou Graham, Jackson Brown, Icees vs Slurpees, Finding cases of Pepsi Free or Orange Crush
Call Ins: 1 (Gay Popeye)
Gongs: 2
Yes, Yes, Yes: 1
Franco Harris played 1 season with the Seattle Seahawks in 1984.
Slush Puppy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slush_PuppyRD lost the bet due to his own stupidity.