erik316wttn
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Post by erik316wttn on Nov 11, 2009 0:05:30 GMT -5
Ok, every so often something so hideously bad comes along that it would be a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, punishable by death, if it isn't shared with the world. This is that thing. Behold... the book of wrestling poetry!!! www.amazon.com/Parts-Michael-Holmes/dp/1894663594/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1257915532&sr=8-2Something like this HAS to be a goldmine. Check out part of this Goldberg poem.... ...He cursed his family's history then, a job demands you repeat yourself, ruthlessly. Look alive, boys, you're next. Nitro after Nitro, D- line hijinks with his Dawgs, it all recedes into his own private Dresden, a hymn for harpsichord and the mortal soul of a poor relation- the match mit 173 Veranderungen dying with a pinfall and Scott Hall's tazer the Count out, finished by his own sleeper RD, if you pledge to induct this into the annals of WrestleCrap history, I will personally buy you the book. What do you say?
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Post by Blade Braxton on Nov 11, 2009 0:55:42 GMT -5
I'm not a betting man, but if I was, I'd put money on Steamboat-Savage from WMIII being inducted first. Thoughts, Deal?
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Post by Premier Blah on Nov 11, 2009 1:38:24 GMT -5
Please. This is clearly a job for Sir Alec to handle!
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 12, 2009 0:44:52 GMT -5
......I may have to get this.
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Post by Some Guy on Nov 12, 2009 3:56:48 GMT -5
A book of wrestling poetry without a single Heidenreich disasterpiece? Blasphemy!
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