"Didn't Know He Was Sick" lyrics

[Blade Braxton]

I saw a request, and since I have them, figured I'd post them since some were hard to hear. Thanks to Billy Joel for the inspiration. And thanks for listening to all this s*** for over four years. Glad you guys enjoyed it.

"Didn't Know He Was Sick"

12 Listeners, fine young egg, Glen "Campbell" Kane
Hit the bottle, BM Punk, Rebecca DiPietro

Mickie James: Centaurlicious, Brother Midnight: No-pants business
Tee Hee Tickle Party, The Tranny's a ho

Nicole Bass, Hobo, "Rockin' Chair," Bistro
Tajiri's wife can't drive, Precious Paul's frozen eye

Lions-Colts, "You're hurtin' me, Randy," Crochet Queen
Prostitute roommate is lactating for money

Didn't know he was sick
Knotts is not alive
We killed another guy
Didn't know he was sick
No, we're not delighted
That he had to bite it

JT Titty, "Tarzan Boy," Mountain Dew Doritos
Johnny Six, Randy West, JR hates Gorbachev

Boo Berry, Good Friends, Ricky needs help again
"ZZTopwinsTerrisHouse, I bet that's not taken"

Ric Flair with a bear, Kelly Kelly somersaults
John Thomas selling Grit, Greg at Global Internet

Bill Cosby, Joyce DeWitt, bring back WSX
Blade as the Penguin, Demento is a douchebag

Didn't know he was sick
McMahon is not alive
We killed another guy
Didn't know he was sick
No, we're not delighted
That he had to bite it

Loverboy, He-Man's log, Unibomber-style shack
Corn oil, Miller Lite, Big Nippled Vampire

Midnight Rose, Sir Alec, Ghetto Skeletor
Lift the tail, Triple Kell, watch out for the Clumsy Girl

Lord Littlebrook's legs don't work, Jack and the Curly Q's
Granny panties, Strongbow, Gorgeous George nude show

Gazer, Stubby, Chili Twistaroni
Bridget Midget, Scaleface, no sex on Mimi's first date

Didn't know he was sick
Cronkite is not alive
We killed another guy
Didn't know he was sick
No, we're not delighted
That he had to bite it

Lena Yoda, Gay Popeye, That Trolla Tattoo Guy
Betsy Russell, Nipsy Russell, Verne Gagne masturbating

Great Khali's giant tooth, Val Venis sold his pooch
Roddy Piper's neighborhood, Deever's curly hair is good

Vince has a turkey neck, who killed Mike Check
Jillian's mole, Michelle McCool likes to roll

Didn't know he was sick
Harvey is not alive
We killed another guy
Didn't know he was sick
No, we're not delighted
That he had to bite it

White Castle, Trash Losagain, Trish's meat curtain
Dunk tank, Virgil's cock, Dusty's book, funk sock
Candice glow stick, banging Katie Vick from behind
RD scrammed, Alien Ham, Mama - "Damn, damn, damn"

Star-O-Saurus made kids cry, Anonymous Brooke's backside
Jazz Blade, cheap headset, RD loves Kurt's moveset
Lita wants Blade's bone, met at a car show
"Please and thank ya," "Mrs.Deal, get Dave Meltzer on the phone"

Didn't know he was sick
Carson is not alive
We lost another guy
Didn't know he was sick
Johnny's gone and on and on and on...

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

That...
...was...
...AWESOME!

[rdreynolds]

I will state, for the record, there is one reference in the song even I don't get. Too many late nights, methinks!

RD

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Aug 14, 2009 7:14:12 GMT -5 rdreynolds said:

I will state, for the record, there is one reference in the song even I don't get. Too many late nights, methinks!

RD

Care to tell us which one so we can point out how overly-obseesed we are with the show?

[ultimatekennedy]

Awesome song.

[Frank In New York]

Awesome thanks Blade, I played that song a bunch of times to catch all the references. But I was shocked, no King Pedophile reference in it. Congrats again to RD and Blade on 4 years of fun and hours of entertainment for us, the dozen listeners.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

My girlfriend was disappointed that WrestleCrap Funnies weren't referenced. But hell, if King Vitamin didn't get mentioned, what chance did I have? ;D