Post by tmc1982 on Dec 31, 2008 3:54:15 GMT -5
Stucknut's (the place where I got banned a few months back for cracking on Jay Mohr's wife, Nikki Cox's cosmetic surgery ) Gooker nods, dubbed The Rusty Toilet:
The Eugene Award for Tard(s) of the Year:
The TNA Booking Staff
Jeff Hardy
Mr. Kennedy
Chavo Guerrero
Gabe Sapolsky
other
The Refund Award for Worst PPV of the Year:
TNA No Surrender
TNA Destination X
WWE Unforgiven
WWE Cyber Sunday
WWE No Way Out
other
The Gobbeldy Gooker Award for Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Super Eric - Eric Young is a super hero
Stone Cold Shark Boy - Stealing a gimmick that was hot 11 years ago
Hornswaggle - 20 something year old son of Finlay
Suicide - wreslter from a video game
Grizzly Redwood - lumberjack who doesn't know how to cut wood
other
The "Do you know who I am" Award for most Mediocre wrestler(s) of the year:
Ricky Ortiz
Bam Neely
Gavin Spears
Lance Rock
Kip James
other
The He's not bad, He's awful award for Worst Wrestler of the year:
Braden Walker
Mark Henry
The Great Khali
Maria
Kelly Kelly
other
The Burning Book award for Worst Storyline of the Year:
Jay Lethal/Sonjay Dutt/So Cal Val love triangle
Abyss and Judas Mesiah copy the Kane/Undertaker storyline
Johnny Knoxville makes fun of the Great Khali's crank
Hornswaggle is Finlay's son?
Is he Alive or Dead with Kane and Rey Mysterio
other
The WTF Award for Worst Idea of the year:
Million Dollar Mania
TNA Taping a barbed wire match for a live PPV
Floyd Mayweather fighting Big Show at Wrestlemania
The Scramble Matches
CM Punk taken out of the Scramble to avoid being jobbed out for the title
other
The "Even Wilt wouldn't hit that" for worst looking woman in wrestling:
Rhaka Khan
Eve Torres
ODB
Vickie Guerrero
Awesome Kong
other
The Don't Get Mad, just Go away for person who needs to go away forever:
Hulk Hogan
Stephanie McMahon
Triple H
Vince Russo
Vickie Guerrero
other
The Rapahel Palmeroid B12 Shot for Biggest Roidhead:
Scott Steiner
Rey Mysterio
Vladmir Kozlov
Hurricane Helms
Randy Orton
other
The ICU Award for most injured wrestler:
Mr. Kennedy
Randy Orton
Nigel McGuinness
Kurt Angle
Hurricane Helms
other
The Ashlee Simpson Award for person who should never be handed a microphone:
Vickie Guerrero
Don West
Cody Rhodes
ODB
Evan Bourne
The Please Make It Stop Award for Worst Match of the Year:
Triple H vs. The Great Khali from Summerslam
The ECW Scramble Match from Unforgiven
AJ Styles vs. Frank Triggs in a MMA match from No Surrender
Rhino vs. James Storm in an Elevation X match at Destination X
Eric Young vs. James Storm for a beer drinking title at Against All Odds
The Eugene Award for Tard(s) of the Year:
The TNA Booking Staff
Jeff Hardy
Mr. Kennedy
Chavo Guerrero
Gabe Sapolsky
other
The Refund Award for Worst PPV of the Year:
TNA No Surrender
TNA Destination X
WWE Unforgiven
WWE Cyber Sunday
WWE No Way Out
other
The Gobbeldy Gooker Award for Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Super Eric - Eric Young is a super hero
Stone Cold Shark Boy - Stealing a gimmick that was hot 11 years ago
Hornswaggle - 20 something year old son of Finlay
Suicide - wreslter from a video game
Grizzly Redwood - lumberjack who doesn't know how to cut wood
other
The "Do you know who I am" Award for most Mediocre wrestler(s) of the year:
Ricky Ortiz
Bam Neely
Gavin Spears
Lance Rock
Kip James
other
The He's not bad, He's awful award for Worst Wrestler of the year:
Braden Walker
Mark Henry
The Great Khali
Maria
Kelly Kelly
other
The Burning Book award for Worst Storyline of the Year:
Jay Lethal/Sonjay Dutt/So Cal Val love triangle
Abyss and Judas Mesiah copy the Kane/Undertaker storyline
Johnny Knoxville makes fun of the Great Khali's crank
Hornswaggle is Finlay's son?
Is he Alive or Dead with Kane and Rey Mysterio
other
The WTF Award for Worst Idea of the year:
Million Dollar Mania
TNA Taping a barbed wire match for a live PPV
Floyd Mayweather fighting Big Show at Wrestlemania
The Scramble Matches
CM Punk taken out of the Scramble to avoid being jobbed out for the title
other
The "Even Wilt wouldn't hit that" for worst looking woman in wrestling:
Rhaka Khan
Eve Torres
ODB
Vickie Guerrero
Awesome Kong
other
The Don't Get Mad, just Go away for person who needs to go away forever:
Hulk Hogan
Stephanie McMahon
Triple H
Vince Russo
Vickie Guerrero
other
The Rapahel Palmeroid B12 Shot for Biggest Roidhead:
Scott Steiner
Rey Mysterio
Vladmir Kozlov
Hurricane Helms
Randy Orton
other
The ICU Award for most injured wrestler:
Mr. Kennedy
Randy Orton
Nigel McGuinness
Kurt Angle
Hurricane Helms
other
The Ashlee Simpson Award for person who should never be handed a microphone:
Vickie Guerrero
Don West
Cody Rhodes
ODB
Evan Bourne
The Please Make It Stop Award for Worst Match of the Year:
Triple H vs. The Great Khali from Summerslam
The ECW Scramble Match from Unforgiven
AJ Styles vs. Frank Triggs in a MMA match from No Surrender
Rhino vs. James Storm in an Elevation X match at Destination X
Eric Young vs. James Storm for a beer drinking title at Against All Odds