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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 12:16:48 GMT -5
Summertime has been over for about a week now, unfortunately, and autumn days are upon us.
The trees aren't green anymore.
It's f***in' freezing.
And, the sun's not out as long.
Fall sucks. But, I'm going to look at the positives:
It's closer to Christmas.
It's closer to 2009.
OCTOBERFEST!
And of course, with it being closer to 2009, you know what that means...
*Hits CD Player. The Porn Music begins to play.*
S***! Wrong button!
*Hits another button, and fancy orchestratic music begins.*
It's time to begin consideration for the 2008 'Gooker Award!!!
*Applause track.*
So, RD, Blade, 'Crappers that think RD and Blade give a flying f*** what you think, what do you think should be the 'Gooker this year? Or, do you think it hasn't happened yet? (After all, this is around the time that Katie Vick started...)
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 29, 2008 13:37:08 GMT -5
WWE:
-Braden Walker
-Mike Adamle: Announcer
-McMahon's Million Dollar Mania and not feeling his legs
-The Butterfly Belt
-Barrack Obama vs Hilary Clinton, resulting in a no contest and "Thank You Umaga" chant.
In all honesty, I looked at the roster, and I don't remember anything really that bad this year, except for what I've mentioned.
ROH:
-Larry Sweeny tries to make Bobby Dempsey rape Allison Danger
TNA:
-Drinking Championship Series: James Storm vs Eric Young
-Cuffed in a Cage, where you cuff your partner to a cage, and somehow they can break loose, killing the concept of the match
-Eric Young's search for Elvis
-Jay Lethal/SoCal Val/Sonjay Dutt love triangle
That's all I can think of so far.
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 29, 2008 14:38:21 GMT -5
Nothing stood out this year so far as being exceptionally stupid. Even Eric Young's stuff in TNA is eyeroll worthy at worst. Adamle's continued announcing duties do stand out, not for indivudal crappiness, but just because they kept him in the booth for so long.
Curious to see how the voting ends up.
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Post by vampyur on Sept 29, 2008 15:13:19 GMT -5
WWE:
Jeff Hardy
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 29, 2008 15:20:23 GMT -5
Nothing stood out this year so far as being exceptionally stupid. Even Eric Young's stuff in TNA is eyeroll worthy at worst. Adamle's continued announcing duties do stand out, not for indivudal crappiness, but just because they kept him in the booth for so long. Curious to see how the voting ends up. That's actually what I was thinking when I was thinking of things to put down. Even like, the Butterfly belt, what really can be written about it. I honestly predict Braden Walker to be the winner, just with his end in TNA, and arriving out of shape, his brain beating action, and quick release. Sure, there were probably things dumber, but something about the whole Braden Walker saga I predict will get people's votes, especially with his past with RD. |
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Post by bob on Sept 29, 2008 22:25:45 GMT -5
FROM WWE
Mike Adamle --- the worst announcer in the modern era and GM in WWE history
Floyd Mayweather
Santino Marella vs Cousin Sal
Hilary Clinton vs Barack Obama
The Great Khali
Hornswoggle is Vince’s son…OH WAIT HE’S NOT!
Finlay and Hornswoggle --- Doink and Dink version 2
Singing Jillian Hall
Paul Burchill and Katie Lee Birchill INCEST
Umaga --- the savage with braided hair and a grill on his teeth
Jesse and Festus
Big Daddy V
Colin Delany --- the failed Mikey Whipwreck version 2.0
Coach Smackdown announcer
La Familia
Vince McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania
Little person Royal Rumble
Smackdown Diva’s championship belt
Tony Atlas – returns and turns heel for no reason at all
Braden Walker – Chris Harris joins WWE and gets a generic theme and introduces himself to the audience in the worst way possible
Summerslam 2008
FROM TNA
TNA and Nascar: Aldo Montoya does the weakest chair shot ever, Hermie Sadler announcer
Rellik -- Killer spelled backwards
The Terror Dome
Blackreign
Super Eric
Rock N Rave Infection --- GUITAR HERO COMES TO LIFE
Drunk Rhino
World Drinking Championship
Eric Young looks for Elvis Presley
Kurt Angle’s blind dates – fat lady, transvestite, and a woman who literally poops her pants
Clueless AJ Styles
Abyss and Judias Mesias are KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!
AJ Styles steals Kurt Angle’s wife, Karen, or he didn’t
The Prince Justice Brotherhood: Super Eric, Curry Man, and Stone Cold Shark Boy are crime fighters
ODB takes a crap in the men’s room and doesn’t wash her hands
The Beautiful People beauty contest - where hidden talents include bad drumming and unfunny jokes is judged by The Prince Justice Brotherhood and an announcer wants oral pleasure from Angelina Love (TNA)
The mystery of the guitar and black baseball bat
FROM OTHER SOURCES
Hulk Hogan’s celebrity wrestling (Country Music Television)
Brooke Knows Best (VH1)
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 29, 2008 22:39:26 GMT -5
FROM WWE Mike Adamle --- the worst announcer in the modern era and GM in WWE history Floyd Mayweather Santino Marella vs Cousin Sal Hilary Clinton vs Barack Obama The Great Khali Hornswoggle is Vince’s son…OH WAIT HE’S NOT! Finlay and Hornswoggle --- Doink and Dink version 2 Singing Jillian Hall Paul Burchill and Katie Lee Birchill INCEST Umaga --- the savage with braided hair and a grill on his teeth Jesse and Festus Big Daddy V Colin Delany --- the failed Mikey Whipwreck version 2.0 Coach Smackdown announcer La Familia Vince McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania Little person Royal Rumble Smackdown Diva’s championship belt Tony Atlas – returns and turns heel for no reason at all Braden Walker – Chris Harris joins WWE and gets a generic theme and introduces himself to the audience in the worst way possible Summerslam 2008 FROM TNA TNA and Nascar: Aldo Montoya does the weakest chair shot ever, Hermie Sadler announcer Rellik -- Killer spelled backwards The Terror Dome Blackreign Super Eric Rock N Rave Infection --- GUITAR HERO COMES TO LIFE Drunk Rhino World Drinking Championship Eric Young looks for Elvis Presley Kurt Angle’s blind dates – fat lady, transvestite, and a woman who literally poops her pants Clueless AJ Styles Abyss and Judias Mesias are KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! AJ Styles steals Kurt Angle’s wife, Karen, or he didn’t The Prince Justice Brotherhood: Super Eric, Curry Man, and Stone Cold Shark Boy are crime fighters ODB takes a crap in the men’s room and doesn’t wash her hands The Beautiful People beauty contest - where hidden talents include bad drumming and unfunny jokes is judged by The Prince Justice Brotherhood and an announcer wants oral pleasure from Angelina Love (TNA) The mystery of the guitar and black baseball bat FROM OTHER SOURCES Hulk Hogan’s celebrity wrestling (Country Music Television) Brooke Knows Best (VH1) Half of this stuff is either not Wrestlecrap, didn't happen at all (was there ever anything actually pointing to incest with the Burchills?), or happened in 2007 |
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Sept 29, 2008 22:57:27 GMT -5
From WWE:
-Curse of the Draft strikes Vince McMahon Again
-Is he Alive or Dead?
-Finlay and Hornswoggle ARE: Doink and Dink
-Million Dollar Mania
-Divas Championship: Decided by Cardboard Star on a Pole Match
-Championship Scramble
-Adamle on Commentary
-Cousin Sal
-Of Tallywhackers and Johnny Knoxville
From TNA:
-Stone Cold Shark Boy
-AJ Styles "marries" Karen Angle
-Abyss and Judas Mesias ARE: Undertaker and Kane
-Alcoholic Rhino
-TNA Drinking Championship
-Awesome Kong challenges fans
-Kip James doesn't even try to hide it anymore
-Lethal/Val/Guru Love Triangle
Wrestler Looks Like Idiot in Real Life:
-Nick Hogan Can't Drive 55; Hulk and Nick bury Graziano in prison
-Damian goes Demento
-Jake the Snake Reenacts Heroes of Wrestling
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 23:32:02 GMT -5
Million dollar mania by far is Gooker 08
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Sept 30, 2008 4:01:41 GMT -5
Flair's retirement on Raw, Stone Cold Shark Boy, anything involving Eric Young, and of course Braden Walker.
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 30, 2008 7:20:25 GMT -5
Million Dollar Mania is the only true contender right now.
Rick Rolling?
Random guy yelling?
Charlie Haas standing there?
Vince getting attacked by the stage?
Chick winning 2$?
Vince can't use a phone properly?
Khali yelling at a phone?
Vince mocking people on their voicemail?
Accidentally showing that persons home phone number on national TV?
That's only half of it. Seriously, anything else pales in comparison right now.
Luckily, it's only October, and we have plenty of time for a nice dish of Crap to get served up!
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Post by MOONDOG on Oct 1, 2008 9:12:58 GMT -5
Rey-Rey/Kane is fast making ground.
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 1, 2008 12:48:41 GMT -5
FROM WWE Mike Adamle --- the worst announcer in the modern era and GM in WWE history Floyd Mayweather Santino Marella vs Cousin Sal Hilary Clinton vs Barack Obama The Great Khali Hornswoggle is Vince’s son…OH WAIT HE’S NOT! Finlay and Hornswoggle --- Doink and Dink version 2 Singing Jillian Hall Paul Burchill and Katie Lee Birchill INCEST Umaga --- the savage with braided hair and a grill on his teeth Jesse and Festus Big Daddy V Colin Delany --- the failed Mikey Whipwreck version 2.0 Coach Smackdown announcer La Familia Vince McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania Little person Royal Rumble Smackdown Diva’s championship belt Tony Atlas – returns and turns heel for no reason at all Braden Walker – Chris Harris joins WWE and gets a generic theme and introduces himself to the audience in the worst way possible Summerslam 2008 FROM TNA TNA and Nascar: Aldo Montoya does the weakest chair shot ever, Hermie Sadler announcer Rellik -- Killer spelled backwards The Terror Dome Blackreign Super Eric Rock N Rave Infection --- GUITAR HERO COMES TO LIFE Drunk Rhino World Drinking Championship Eric Young looks for Elvis Presley Kurt Angle’s blind dates – fat lady, transvestite, and a woman who literally poops her pants Clueless AJ Styles Abyss and Judias Mesias are KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! AJ Styles steals Kurt Angle’s wife, Karen, or he didn’t The Prince Justice Brotherhood: Super Eric, Curry Man, and Stone Cold Shark Boy are crime fighters ODB takes a crap in the men’s room and doesn’t wash her hands The Beautiful People beauty contest - where hidden talents include bad drumming and unfunny jokes is judged by The Prince Justice Brotherhood and an announcer wants oral pleasure from Angelina Love (TNA) The mystery of the guitar and black baseball bat FROM OTHER SOURCES Hulk Hogan’s celebrity wrestling (Country Music Television) Brooke Knows Best (VH1) Half of this stuff is either not Wrestlecrap, didn't happen at all (was there ever anything actually pointing to incest with the Burchills?), or happened in 2007 Or even 2006 in some cases (Khali, Umaga). How would Big Daddy V be a contender this year, he was around for a whole 2 and a half months (tops) in 2008. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 1, 2008 15:34:26 GMT -5
"Colin Delany --- the failed Mikey Whipwreck version 2.0 "
THAT'S a Gooker nomination? Seriously?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Oct 1, 2008 15:36:22 GMT -5
WWE:
Million Dollar Mania
Santino vs Cousin Sal
Mike Adamle
"Is he alive or dead?"
La Familia
TNA:
Drinking Championship
Abyss goes to the nuthouse.
the Dutt-Val-Lethal storyline
AJ "Marries" Karen
Team 3D need to lose weight
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 1, 2008 15:56:04 GMT -5
Million Dollar Mania
Dutt/Val/Lethal could contend.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 2, 2008 3:37:18 GMT -5
Million Dollar Mania - Please watch our show! We'll pay you cash money!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 2, 2008 22:04:17 GMT -5
I say it should go to either revealing that Hornswoggle was NOT Vince McMahon's son or Million Dollar Mania.
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Post by TromboneMan on Oct 3, 2008 6:39:58 GMT -5
Flair's retirement on Raw, ...What? But yeah, Million $$ Mania is the only contender about now. |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Oct 4, 2008 13:08:30 GMT -5
Honestly, nothing stinks enough yet. I mean, Million Dollar Mania was pretty dumb, but it really didn't have much to do with wrestling.
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