Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Mar 19, 2008 17:38:09 GMT -5
To quote Roddy Piper, "there's no room for romance in wrestling!!"
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 19, 2008 17:40:38 GMT -5
Not to film the relationship, as great as it sounds in your head it can cause all kinds of trouble.
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
Posts: 9,470
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Post by Triple Kelly on Mar 19, 2008 17:41:35 GMT -5
Oh, and also, if your lady gets pregnant while you're actively involved in a wrestling promotion, she either is faking the pregnancy or will absolutely suffer a miscarriage.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 20, 2008 22:26:27 GMT -5
Oh, and also, if your lady gets pregnant while you're actively involved in a wrestling promotion, she either is faking the pregnancy or will absolutely suffer a miscarriage. Yea, nice try. What about giving birth to a rubber hand???
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Post by Aceorton on Mar 22, 2008 5:15:02 GMT -5
You can beat up your wife's father. That's OK. The relationship will survive.
You can beat up the wholesome, All-American guy she's been teasing an affair with for months. That's OK. You'll work through this difficult time. But if she's negligent while taking care of your dog, that's the beginning of the end.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on May 1, 2008 16:44:12 GMT -5
When you get married, it's just not right unless you go down the aisle to your own theme song.
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Post by scottiboi on May 1, 2008 19:03:36 GMT -5
If you ever steal a rivals girlfriend theres a very good chance that she'll cheat on you with a hot asian chick. Theres also a good chance that you'll take both of 'em to bed cuz your "hardcore"
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Post by Jock Ass on May 3, 2008 2:24:45 GMT -5
Nothing says "I Love You" more than the gift of a steel chair across the back/face/insert other random body part here. Or a spatula.
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Post by Aceorton on May 4, 2008 0:10:29 GMT -5
If you're a woman who's torn before two lovers, the best way to make up your mind is to be at ringside when they fight each other, but stand in a "neutral" corner.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 4, 2008 13:31:58 GMT -5
If you knock her up, keep her far away from Gene Snitsky.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on May 4, 2008 14:24:04 GMT -5
Ah smurf...I had some good ones but the Benoit joke killed it. Didn`t it just. Well I can't be the only one that saw it coming.
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Post by theclaphurts on May 5, 2008 11:32:55 GMT -5
I don't think I learned it watching wrestling but.....
I'm not going to get married. Ever. And if I do I think the only type of woman who would be able to "get it" would be one who actually wrestled herself due to the ungodly hours I put in as an assistant coach during the season. I literally had a relationship fall apart due to the time I spent coaching and traveling to tournaments and dual meets. I actually didn't notice it for about a week. So that's pretty much what I've learned.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,024
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 5, 2008 13:00:12 GMT -5
In wrestling, it is perfectly acceptable to be in love with a mop.
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on May 5, 2008 13:53:04 GMT -5
The 2 worst things that can happen at your wedding: 1. the bride to be falls down the stairs. 2.groom has a heart attack.
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on May 5, 2008 22:23:18 GMT -5
If an old guy marries a hot broad,chances are,she'll strip to her skivies,but so will he,thus killing your wood.And then he'll die EXACTLY one week later.
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Post by Jock Ass on May 5, 2008 23:57:40 GMT -5
Nothing says "I Love You" more than pulling an "international object" (read: gift to siginificant other) out of your tights and then presenting it to them by smashing it to their face/torso/other part of body.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on May 6, 2008 22:46:07 GMT -5
On your wedding day Don't take any pills from one of her friends or the whole show is gonna go straight down the crapper.
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