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Post by hypnoticgenes on Mar 17, 2008 23:27:27 GMT -5
from the wrestling buisness.
An RKO is the perfect way to dump your girlfriend.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 18, 2008 1:53:21 GMT -5
Your wife will still love you and come back to you even if you drug her
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Mar 18, 2008 6:07:43 GMT -5
If someone has slighted your girlfriend/wife and you seek to defend her honor, she'll support you until you have your adversary beaten. Then, when you're about to deliver the coup de gras, she'll betray you in the worst way a woman can betray a man. Nutsack, HOOOOOOOO!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 18, 2008 6:24:48 GMT -5
It' s a bad thing to be pissed that the woman you' ve been with for years cheats on you with your best friend and humiliates you on international TV by having a "live "sex" celebration."
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 18, 2008 6:50:11 GMT -5
Extra-marital affairs in front of millions worldwide can be forgiven when the fate of the WWF is at stake.
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Post by plushtar on Mar 18, 2008 12:36:13 GMT -5
Women will only come back to you if you have an abusive partner. After reuiniting, you will be married shortly.
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Post by bibboid on Mar 18, 2008 12:40:11 GMT -5
Always have your girl sign a contract. That way she has to do everything you ask because it is "In The Contract" and as soon as you get tired of her you can just fire her and she has to go away.
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Post by plushtar on Mar 18, 2008 12:45:56 GMT -5
Always have your girl sign a contract. That way she has to do everything you ask because it is "In The Contract" and as soon as you get tired of her you can just fire her and she has to go away. Traci Brooks will not go away, she can now be classified as insane stalker. |
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Post by bubbles on Mar 18, 2008 13:20:46 GMT -5
Staying away from The Godfather will benefit your relationship.
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 18, 2008 13:27:33 GMT -5
DO NOT invite someone to your wedding if they own a snake for a pet. It's OK to cheat on your wife if she is not in the building. Even if the affair is being aired to a live television audience. She'll never find out  Don't get married on TV. Chances are the ceremony will be inteupted. And who knows, you might already be married because you went through a Marriage Drive Through, while drugged. If I win something, my wife and I should hold a live sex celebration for all to see. If I marry my boss' daughter, I can do anything I want. |
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Post by hushpuppy on Mar 18, 2008 14:12:44 GMT -5
Humiliate your coworker by berating in front of everyone...in 2 years she'll save you from a beratement and say that she loves you so you'll get on ur knees(take off the shiny cowboy hat first) and propose.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by knifeedgepops on Mar 19, 2008 3:44:41 GMT -5
Talk through your problems before you explode and commit a double murder/suicide.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 19, 2008 3:53:33 GMT -5
Talk through your problems before you explode and commit a double murder/suicide. And that ladies and gentlemen is how you ruin a perfectly good comedy thread.  |
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Wade Wilson
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Post by J is Justice on Mar 19, 2008 4:12:52 GMT -5
Talk through your problems before you explode and commit a double murder/suicide.  |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 19, 2008 5:23:54 GMT -5
Ah smurf...I had some good ones but the Benoit joke killed it.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 19, 2008 6:04:33 GMT -5
Ah smurf...I had some good ones but the Benoit joke killed it. Didn`t it just. |
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Mike the Goon
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Post by knifeedgepops on Mar 19, 2008 7:47:51 GMT -5
A-hem, you're welcome!
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 19, 2008 7:53:50 GMT -5
Everyone should have a theme song to play as they walk down the aisle
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Post by tartsonawire on Mar 19, 2008 11:02:56 GMT -5
NEVER hold your wedding ceremony inside a wrestling ring. It won't end well.
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Post by sandman20 on Mar 19, 2008 11:09:50 GMT -5
never renew your vows in a wrestlign ring, you never know some one might stop the marriage and then one of your friends might end up married to her instead.
also if your engaged to be married dont go in a shower with the god fathers hoes , you never know where gtv may be learking.
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