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Post by bigdaddyfive on Mar 14, 2008 1:56:33 GMT -5
Mr. No Money In The...
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Post by Aceorton on Mar 15, 2008 23:36:22 GMT -5
Before the final word can leave Richards' mouth, the Big Bossman's music hits! He carries a big stick! A ball and chain, too!
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY 'MONEY'?" the Bossman barks.
The RTC look at each other uneasily.
"I'M THE LAW, ORDER 'N' JUSTICE, AND I WOULD NEVER TAKE A BRIBE!" he yells.
Richards lifts his hands, attempting to explain, when OMG suddenly tears off his shirt, revealing ...
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Mar 16, 2008 0:13:51 GMT -5
Josh Matthews! (So that's where he's been hiding.)
He asks for a microphone, but before he can speak, Hardcore Holly comes out from under the ring and starts leveling him with rights and lefts for merely existing.
Undaunted by the confusing scene, the cameras return to the ring.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Mar 16, 2008 16:22:53 GMT -5
The cameras are all stood in the ring together, one of them picks up a mic:
Camera 1: "For years, we have been the unseen eye of wrestling, hiding in the background but controlling what you seen and hear. Today that's changes!"
Crowd cheers
Camera 2: "That's right, and we're coming to you uncensored, unedited and...
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Post by Aceorton on Mar 16, 2008 17:44:34 GMT -5
...unable to hide our desire to be the No.1 contenders for the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!"
Bossman and OMG, the former Twin Towers, jump the cameras from behind, and we've got ourselves an impromptu No. 1 contenders' match! The cameras, not having arms or legs, are having a difficult time getting in any offense. Also, everything we see is through the eyes of the cameras, so the match is shaky and confusing to watch.
Bossman hits a sidewalk slam on one of the cameras, but PULLS HIS OPPONENT UP before the 3-count! He has something even WORSE in mind! He's going to ...
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Mar 16, 2008 18:21:56 GMT -5
dig up Camera 1's forerunner from the junkyard and drag his shell through the arena thereby causing...
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Mar 16, 2008 23:06:01 GMT -5
The camera to break, Raw goes off the air for a full 10 minutes! When it comes back on we see...
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
Posts: 1,455
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Mar 16, 2008 23:35:51 GMT -5
Another weak and pathetic attempt at a money-grab via celebrity. This time, it's Paul Prudhomme, working in a moving kitchen with Kane to create a mushroom and liver souffle. It comes out perfect...until the siren of the Big Bad Booty Daddy goes off, causing the souffle to fall flat. While Prudhomme weeps, Kane goes ballistic...
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kemps
AC Slater
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Post by kemps on Mar 17, 2008 1:49:20 GMT -5
...but is blindsided by...The Dicks!?
The Dicks pound Kane as Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner walks to the ring.
"Cut the music, and give me the F'n mike!" yells Steiner. "Tonight...
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Mar 17, 2008 10:45:50 GMT -5
we ain't making food, we ain't making love (yet) and we sure as hell ain't making waves!"
The Dicks nod in appreciation as the crowd boos.
"What we are f'n making is... juice!"
Audience *GASP*
"That's right, the Big Booty Daddy ain't so big anymore and I've run out of my special brand juice, so celebrity chef Paul-I-don't-give-a-smurf, you can get your ass down here and make me my juice!"
The Dicks disappear backstage and come back out dragging the chef, but it's not a bottle of juice he's holding, it's...
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
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Post by jobberjoe on Mar 18, 2008 13:56:11 GMT -5
sell you these nice cubic zirconium earrings- all you have to do make Bobby "the Brain" curse like Pillman did- ....
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on May 2, 2008 12:45:20 GMT -5
And fake a gunshot, making Kevin Kelly crap his pants.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on May 2, 2008 12:45:46 GMT -5
I have to tell you guys, this was one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Kudos to you.
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