Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Jan 6, 2008 21:45:46 GMT -5
Searched the forum, couldn't find the thread, started a new one.
Iron Mike Sharpe makes his way down to the ring, and declares himself the new WWE Champion! A hooded figure then makes their way down to the ring. The figure presents Sharpe with his new title, and the figure removes their hood to reveal...
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jan 6, 2008 21:53:22 GMT -5
Nicole Bass! Who grabs a mic and says...
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BillyBlood
Team Rocket
The Man With The Crimson Mask
Posts: 999
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Post by BillyBlood on Jan 6, 2008 23:07:41 GMT -5
I have officially married Hornswoggle and I am now carrying his lovechild! Which prompts Vince McMahon to come out and say....
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jan 6, 2008 23:13:25 GMT -5
TONIGHT, WE WILL INDUCT A NEW MEMBER INTO THE KISS MY ASS CLUBBBB..LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...
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Post by bubbles on Jan 6, 2008 23:20:43 GMT -5
Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!! Vince bends over and tries to get his head between his legs...
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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 6, 2008 23:32:39 GMT -5
J.R. schills the event like none other, and you can hear the sound of skittles hitting the ground through his microphone.
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nealo
Unicron
BRING IT BACK!!
Posts: 3,166
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Post by nealo on Jan 7, 2008 7:07:32 GMT -5
we cut to a closet opening why, its mae young with eugene!
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jan 7, 2008 10:48:00 GMT -5
Todd Grisham steps in for an interview with the two and asks...
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Post by bubbles on Jan 7, 2008 11:29:45 GMT -5
"Why did you kidnap Charlie Haas?"
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Post by englandmatt007 on Jan 7, 2008 12:03:50 GMT -5
Eugene is about to speak when in a flash of lightning he becomes.....
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
Posts: 457
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 7, 2008 12:40:18 GMT -5
Don West
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Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Jan 8, 2008 1:48:54 GMT -5
...who grabs a mic and says: "OK YOU DAMN WRESTLING FANS! Here is one in YOUR FAAAACE!!!!! HERE IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED TNA, ROH AND WWE WORLD CHAMPION!"
"TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!". After a 15 minute entrance to the ring and a 30 minute promo about how great he is and how he is now 255-time WWE champ and undisputed champ of 2 other promotions his daddy-in-law bought on a shopping spree, Triple H finally lowers the mic when...
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 8, 2008 1:54:32 GMT -5
A man in a banana costume runs down to the ring, grabs the mic and says...
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Post by TripleMerc on Jan 8, 2008 5:19:55 GMT -5
My name is B.M. Punk.
But I'm not REALLY B.M. Punk. I'm really...
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 8, 2008 5:31:15 GMT -5
Damian Demento, and I've come to do one thing and one thing only...
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Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Jan 8, 2008 6:29:04 GMT -5
Damian Demento, and I've come to do one thing and one thing only... ..."to job to some punk ass bitch. Stupid motherf* idiots. I didn't ask for this!" But suddenly he disappears since this show is not supposed to be awesome, but to suck. So enter Stephanie McMahon, who... |
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
Posts: 457
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 8, 2008 13:47:37 GMT -5
joins Coach,Don West & Taz at the anounce table
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on Jan 8, 2008 15:03:32 GMT -5
but all of a sudden good ol' Jr says...
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Post by big nasty on Jan 8, 2008 15:38:24 GMT -5
"why dont they make chocolate flavored skittles?" at thta point.....
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Post by sandman20 on Jan 8, 2008 15:53:31 GMT -5
chavo gurreo apperas in the ring and says, " being chavo sucks i want to be some one else" chavo pulls off his face like scooby doo fasion to reveal....
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