jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 10, 2008 9:48:51 GMT -5
Johnny Fairplay in a 60 minute submission match with special guest referee Eugene- After a record 87 submissions- Tank Abbott passes out-a sad Eugene anounces he just lost his grin- the ring explodes
all of the sudden we are watching GTV and it reveals....
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 10, 2008 10:11:06 GMT -5
Papa Shango putting the vomit curse on the Blue Meanie in his Bluedust guise. Luchadore Charlie Haas runs in for the save when...
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Post by englandmatt007 on Jan 10, 2008 14:30:01 GMT -5
He has his masked removed by Aldo Montoya Who proceeds to...
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 10, 2008 14:53:24 GMT -5
to polish his taint on the ringbell.
Dave Penzer punks out Lillian Garcia and welcomes the new TV Champ.....
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,479
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Post by metylerca on Jan 10, 2008 16:02:41 GMT -5
Art Donovan. He comes to the ring and asks how much does his opponent weigh. He's surprised to hear his opponent is 400 lbs. of...
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jan 10, 2008 16:22:24 GMT -5
Big Daddy V's Left man boob. The bell rings and the match starts when...
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Tugboat4Life
Tommy Wiseau
If you book it, they will come.
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Post by Tugboat4Life on Jan 10, 2008 16:35:45 GMT -5
Donovan wakes up from his nightmare in bed. He looks around to find himself in the comfortable surroundings of his bedroom. His clock says 9:03. Looking forward, he hears the bell ringing again from the TV. Realizing he fell asleep in front of the TV again, Art decides to watch whatever is on. He is somewhat surprised to see a wrestling match between...
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
Posts: 4,182
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Post by JacopeX on Jan 10, 2008 18:19:54 GMT -5
BONESAW! And Spiderman....
Yes a reanactment of the scene where spiderman faces Bonesaw in the cage. The crowd destroys the ring with garbage as you can see people leaing the arena.
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
Posts: 457
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 10, 2008 18:51:46 GMT -5
Terry Funk is working the concession stand and skimming the til
this is not shown- but part of the financial blackhole that is StaRRRRSLamBoreeBowelMania
Shane-O-Mac starts flushing money down the toilet when he gets interupted by Sable who wants a refund for her funbags-Brock Lesnar and Johnny Be Badd are thumbwrestling for possesion of Sable's thongs-when a pink Limo pulls up to the fleamarket....
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jan 10, 2008 20:07:34 GMT -5
Out pops Rico, with Jackie in tow. Jackie tries to step out of the limo, but trips, botching yet another spot. Rico begins fondling a candleabra when suddenly, the Conquistaores roll up in Tonka trucks and...
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
Posts: 11,338
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Post by Garee on Jan 10, 2008 22:32:13 GMT -5
Begin to unmask! They reveal themselves as...
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Jan 10, 2008 22:43:21 GMT -5
Moolah and Mae Young! The crowd retches as they prepare for "comedy" when suddenly a steel cage is lowered around the ring with Mr Kennedy ready to do a run into the cage.
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jan 12, 2008 2:08:49 GMT -5
Fabian Kaelin, for no good reason, is given the duty of announcing the participants for said match. That is, until Kennedy belts him before he even opens his yap, then uses the microphone to start singing Madonna karaoke. Of course, this summons his opponent for the evening...
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jobberjoe
Trap-Jaw
enhancing talent since the Nixon administration
Posts: 457
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Post by jobberjoe on Jan 12, 2008 15:04:36 GMT -5
Kerwin White- who effectively ends Kennedy's singing with a golf club across the larnyx-the special ref Johnny Fairplay is b***chslapped by Beth Phoenix-causing Linda McMahon to come out and anounce.....
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Jan 12, 2008 16:20:45 GMT -5
Beth Phenix as the new WWE champion and World champion! Her first defense will be right now against...
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 12, 2008 16:25:58 GMT -5
Mantaur. Beth is stunned by the resemblence to her opponent, and thinks she is looking in the mirror, so...
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Jan 12, 2008 16:38:37 GMT -5
she starts to make out with Mantaur! After they make out for roughly 10 minutes and half the audience leaves their seats to go get popcorn Hulk Hogan's music hits!
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Post by lucaspunkari on Jan 12, 2008 16:43:30 GMT -5
Half the crowd rushes back out...leading to a mass stampede...This causes Hogan to get on the mic and tell the crowd...
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 12, 2008 16:54:41 GMT -5
He is going to tell the truth for once brother! "I actually suck in ring brother, and haven`t been of value in 10 years", Eugene and Doink come out to escort Hogan as he begins to break down and weep when...
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Post by lucaspunkari on Jan 12, 2008 17:07:44 GMT -5
Bob Backlund of all people comes out and notices that Beth is still in the ring with Mantaur, and challenges both of them for the Women's and World title belts, but just as he finishes his promo, the ring announcer informs us that...
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