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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Feb 12, 2008 16:40:01 GMT -5
All the way back to X-Pac drinking Hansen's energy drink to the ring and now with WWE, Hulk Hogan, JBL, Goldberg and probably countless others in the mix... what energy drink would you want or never touch with a ten foot pole?
I'd enjoy trying Jimmy Wang Yang's Ginny-Weng-Seng Punch
On the other hand, I wouldn't want to taste Miz Wiz.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Feb 12, 2008 16:53:29 GMT -5
The Jeff Hardy "Whisper in the Wine" would be great if it gave you the energy to leap off of things onto people!
I wouldn`t want the Kevin Nash one "A taste of the cliq", if his workrate/lack thereof is anything to go buy.
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
Posts: 6,919
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Post by Tapout on Feb 12, 2008 18:09:31 GMT -5
Get energized with bull hormones and real herbal energy in a bottle! Wrap your lips around some MOORE WANG!!!!!
Packed with vitamins, this concoction of Omega-3 fatty oils and all-natural herbal supplements has only 25 calories and won't weigh you down as you go bigger and harder...FOR LONGER! Reach in...and yank out some MOORE WANG!!! and watch your energy grow, and grow, and grow!
MOORE WANG!!!! Ohhh yeah, dig it!!!!
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 12, 2008 18:20:44 GMT -5
John Cena's "Y2Cheapsauce"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 12, 2008 18:47:26 GMT -5
The Jeff Hardy "Whisper in the Wine" would be great if it gave you the energy to leap off of things onto people! I wouldn`t want the Kevin Nash one "A taste of the cliq", if his workrate/lack thereof is anything to go buy. Actually, while "A Taste of The Cliq" does improve energy, it weakens the bicep and quad muscles, making them tear easier, leading to a long, painful recovery. |
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 12, 2008 19:20:28 GMT -5
Lex Lugers "I DON'T KNOW!!!" energy drink.
What could be inside of the can? Cola, strawbery lime, steroids, Billywhatshisname? Only one way to find out.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Feb 12, 2008 19:29:00 GMT -5
Lex Lugers "I DON'T KNOW!!!" energy drink. What could be inside of the can? Cola, strawbery lime, steroids, Billywhatshisname? Only one way to find out. The commercials alone would sell that. [Luger enters a factory in his lab coat and picks up an energy drink and takes a sip, spitting it onto a scientist.] Luger: WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING... DISPICABLE THINGS ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR ENERGY DRINK? [Luger then shoves the guy out of the way and begins randomly dumping liquids into the vat. He then uses a soup ladel to take a sip and passes it around as the scientists high five. Luger then pulls the labcoat off over his head.] Luger: AND YOUR LABCOATS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY! Oh, and it would rock if they made it like those mystery Dum Dum lollipops where they have several colors with several flavors. |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 12, 2008 19:31:53 GMT -5
John Cena's "Y2Cheapsauce" Helps you overcome the odds, or your money back! |
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Mephisto
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Feb 12, 2008 19:32:25 GMT -5
i cant think it
but if some could work in the " its allways the real thing" coke slogan with the "its still real to me" i would be most greatful
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 12, 2008 19:47:08 GMT -5
i cant think it but if some could work in the " its allways the real thing" coke slogan with the "its still real to me" i would be most greatful Coke: It's always still the real thing to me, dammit! |
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 12, 2008 21:54:43 GMT -5
Lex Lugers "I DON'T KNOW!!!" energy drink. What could be inside of the can? Cola, strawbery lime, steroids, Billywhatshisname? Only one way to find out. The commercials alone would sell that. [Luger enters a factory in his lab coat and picks up an energy drink and takes a sip, spitting it onto a scientist.] Luger: WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING... DISPICABLE THINGS ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR ENERGY DRINK? [Luger then shoves the guy out of the way and begins randomly dumping liquids into the vat. He then uses a soup ladel to take a sip and passes it around as the scientists high five. Luger then pulls the labcoat off over his head.] Luger: AND YOUR LABCOATS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY! Oh, and it would rock if they made it like those mystery Dum Dum lollipops where they have several colors with several flavors. Someone would have to make a rival energy drink, so that Lex could do an ad where he says. "MY DRINK IS THE ORIGINAL! MY DRINK IS THE BIGGESTLEGENDSTAREVER IN THIS....GAH!!!" |
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Post by bubbles on Feb 12, 2008 22:01:40 GMT -5
The Godwin's Super Slop
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 12, 2008 23:22:29 GMT -5
Ultimate Warriors "Nectar of the Gods!!"
Rick Steiners "Dog Juice"
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Post by chudwilleatyou on Feb 13, 2008 1:19:46 GMT -5
Andrew Martin's "Testicle Juice"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 13, 2008 10:11:46 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's "Ass Juice"
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 13, 2008 11:10:17 GMT -5
Rob Feinstein's new "18 LOL" energy drink.
Helps you run from trouble at near the speed of light!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 13, 2008 11:42:19 GMT -5
Conway's Energy Pop-It gives you more energy but it doesn't make you popular.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 13, 2008 13:18:14 GMT -5
Shutchermouth! By Randy Orton. It puts all the other energy drinks in a headlock, or a reverse chin lock, or a front side face lock.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Feb 13, 2008 13:37:09 GMT -5
Nathan Jones Milk.
"Fresh from the Aussie's Teet!"
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Feb 14, 2008 1:14:36 GMT -5
Jimmy Snuka's "Superfly!" energy drink. With B-vitamins to enhance your energy, at the sake of your once-chisled frame. Caution: use of this product may cause you to stab your fiance. Please use responsibly. The Great Khali's "HOURARGHGAGIRINAABUGHRH!" We don't know what's in here. We asked Khali himself...that's what we got for an answer. Your guess is really as good as ours. Dennis Stamp for "Wicked Water"...great for energy, but it probably won't get you booked.  sXe Energy--the lime energy drink that's better than you. |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
