Post by Stab Sword on Feb 27, 2008 20:07:13 GMT -5
Put together a card with only Wrestlecrap inductees that would be the undercard to the Blade vs. Bass.
Supercard of Crap:
Commentary provided by:
Art Donovan
Rob Bartlett
Don West
Main Event:
Blade Braxton vs. Nicole Bass
Intergender? Evening Gown Match:
Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe vs. Sammy and Cloudy
Blue Collar Battle Royale:
T.L. Hopper vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse vs. Henry Godwinn vs. Phineas Godwinn vs. Phantasio vs. Steven Regal "The Real Man's Man" vs. Repo Man vs. Issac Yankem DDS vs. Trucker Norm
The Gobbeldy Gooker vs. The Shockmaster
Midget Explosion Match:
Hornswaggle vs. Cheatum
The Red Rooster vs. Flash Funk
*Special Segment of the Barbershop with special guest Chyna, trying to sell her book "If they only knew" and Asya, trying to compare their freakish bodies also appearing...Outback Jack
Fake Diesel and Fake Razor vs. Oz and "Last Call" Scott Hall
International CrapFest:
Ludvig Borga, Frenchy Martin, Kwang the Ninja and Akeem vs.
El Matador, "Boring" Lance Storm, El Gigante and Max Moon
Billy and Chuck vs. Christopher Street Connection
Results:
Blade wins after pulling out his last resort, the Das Wunderkind dance which Bass passes out and Blade gets the 1..2...3!
Pat and Gerald win by ripping both gowns off then suddenly get their own gowns ripped off by Miss Kitty who then shares her puppies to the world.
Phantasio is the last man standing in the battle royale when it came to him and Regal. He used his deadly underwear pull and Regal head for the hills.
Gooker wins when Shockmaster trips after the opening bell and wins
Hornswaggle wins cause Cheatums explosions never hurt anybody
Rooster and Funk come to a no-contest after both Hulk Hogan and Triple H bury them with leg drops and pedigrees, once again holding back two potential superstars
Fake Diesel and Faker Razor win after Oz pulls a hamstring and Hall passes out in the ring
Nobody wins the international 8 man when Hogan runs in again and shows America's superiority to foregin countries
The Christopher Street Connection win by countout after they start to make out which Billy and Chuck refuse to do only to be hauled away by GLAAD supporters and "beat" their ass.
Supercard of Crap:
Commentary provided by:
Art Donovan
Rob Bartlett
Don West
Main Event:
Blade Braxton vs. Nicole Bass
Intergender? Evening Gown Match:
Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe vs. Sammy and Cloudy
Blue Collar Battle Royale:
T.L. Hopper vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Drosse vs. Henry Godwinn vs. Phineas Godwinn vs. Phantasio vs. Steven Regal "The Real Man's Man" vs. Repo Man vs. Issac Yankem DDS vs. Trucker Norm
The Gobbeldy Gooker vs. The Shockmaster
Midget Explosion Match:
Hornswaggle vs. Cheatum
The Red Rooster vs. Flash Funk
*Special Segment of the Barbershop with special guest Chyna, trying to sell her book "If they only knew" and Asya, trying to compare their freakish bodies also appearing...Outback Jack
Fake Diesel and Fake Razor vs. Oz and "Last Call" Scott Hall
International CrapFest:
Ludvig Borga, Frenchy Martin, Kwang the Ninja and Akeem vs.
El Matador, "Boring" Lance Storm, El Gigante and Max Moon
Billy and Chuck vs. Christopher Street Connection
Results:
Blade wins after pulling out his last resort, the Das Wunderkind dance which Bass passes out and Blade gets the 1..2...3!
Pat and Gerald win by ripping both gowns off then suddenly get their own gowns ripped off by Miss Kitty who then shares her puppies to the world.
Phantasio is the last man standing in the battle royale when it came to him and Regal. He used his deadly underwear pull and Regal head for the hills.
Gooker wins when Shockmaster trips after the opening bell and wins
Hornswaggle wins cause Cheatums explosions never hurt anybody
Rooster and Funk come to a no-contest after both Hulk Hogan and Triple H bury them with leg drops and pedigrees, once again holding back two potential superstars
Fake Diesel and Faker Razor win after Oz pulls a hamstring and Hall passes out in the ring
Nobody wins the international 8 man when Hogan runs in again and shows America's superiority to foregin countries
The Christopher Street Connection win by countout after they start to make out which Billy and Chuck refuse to do only to be hauled away by GLAAD supporters and "beat" their ass.
