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Post by nealo on Jan 20, 2008 12:02:05 GMT -5
with news of there being a Cruel Intentions style angle with Birchall and Katie Lea it hink we should see wat other angles Vince has up his sleeve
hows a bout an austin powers gimmick for Nigel McGuniess
or The Matrix gimmick for Mr. Kennedy (Mr. Anderson)
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Jan 20, 2008 12:07:39 GMT -5
It's already been mentioned here, but Londrick as Bill and Ted would be money. Act like Valley Boys and bring a different historical figure to the ring each time.
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Post by maxx420 on Jan 20, 2008 12:23:38 GMT -5
I always thought Orton would do well with an Austin Powers gimmick. "Do I Make You" Randy Orton.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2008 12:54:22 GMT -5
Have Edge and the Edgeheads in a Casino Royal kinda thing that also involves the divas, talented and otherwise, as the champ and his cronies attempt to...hey, someone help me out here.
(And NO, I do NOT mean the new one)
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Post by bubbles on Jan 20, 2008 13:55:34 GMT -5
Cena returns in a bandana claiming to be a Nam vet and a green beret. He blows up the entire roster and a few mountains.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 21, 2008 0:59:24 GMT -5
Cena returns in a bandana claiming to be a Nam vet and a green beret. He blows up the entire roster and a few mountains. I want to see Cena walking around backstage and then Regal tells him that he'll have to escort him out of the arena. Cena proceeds to go to ringside anyway and then Regal gets security to take Cena in. Then Cena has Nam flashbacks and breaks his way out of there. He then proceeds to set booby traps all around backstage as Regal tries to capture him. This angle would continue until the next PPV until Cena breaks down in the ring, crying about his war buddy that got blown up. Then the PPV concludes to Cena being put in cuffs to dramatic music. I think Cena could actually be watchable if WWE blatantly ripped off First Blood.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jan 21, 2008 1:03:01 GMT -5
Cena returns in a bandana claiming to be a Nam vet and a green beret. He blows up the entire roster and a few mountains. I want to see Cena walking around backstage and then Regal tells him that he'll have to escort him out of the arena. Cena proceeds to go to ringside anyway and then Regal gets security to take Cena in. Then Cena has Nam flashbacks and breaks his way out of there. He then proceeds to set booby traps all around backstage as Regal tries to capture him. This angle would continue until the next PPV until Cena breaks down in the ring, crying about his war buddy that got blown up. Then the PPV concludes to Cena being put in cuffs to dramatic music. I think Cena could actually be watchable if WWE blatantly ripped off First Blood. By the time Vietnam ended Cena wasn't even in existence,but this is a cool idea. Maybe it should have been Corporal Kirschner's calling.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 21, 2008 1:04:55 GMT -5
Have Ric Flair say that he has a chocolate factory that he needs to pass on to a lucky wrestler before he retires. The following people get golden tickets:
-Big Daddy V Guest: Striker
-Maria Guest: Santino
-Melina Guest: Jillian
-Miz Guest: Morrison
-Charlie Haas Guest: Some old wrestler in the Grandpa Joe role, let's say Piper
They take a tour of the chocolate factory, and Big Daddy V is eliminated when he falls into a pool of chocolate while stuffing his face.
Maria, being a ditz, decides to try the gum and blows up into a blueberry (I always figured that if they had gone with a Wonka parody for a WM21 ad, she would have been a good candidate for that part). Santino laments in his Italian accent that he "has a blueberry for a girlfriend".
Melina turns out to be a bad egg, and Miz gets shrunk or something.
In the end, Charlie ends up being the heir to Flair's chocolate factory.
Oh, and Hornswoggle, Octagoncito, Quemonito, Super Porky, and that Mini Batista have this song that they sing during every segment, and they are shown preparing the candy in Flair's factory and are the ones that roll Maria away and mention that V is "terribly fat" and so on.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jan 22, 2008 1:31:27 GMT -5
Have Ric Flair say that he has a chocolate factory that he needs to pass on to a lucky wrestler before he retires. The following people get golden tickets: -Big Daddy V Guest: Striker -Maria Guest: Santino -Melina Guest: Jillian -Miz Guest: Morrison -Charlie Haas Guest: Some old wrestler in the Grandpa Joe role, let's say Piper They take a tour of the chocolate factory, and Big Daddy V is eliminated when he falls into a pool of chocolate while stuffing his face. Maria, being a ditz, decides to try the gum and blows up into a blueberry (I always figured that if they had gone with a Wonka parody for a WM21 ad, she would have been a good candidate for that part). Santino laments in his Italian accent that he "has a blueberry for a girlfriend". Melina turns out to be a bad egg, and Miz gets shrunk or something. In the end, Charlie ends up being the heir to Flair's chocolate factory. Oh, and Hornswoggle, Octagoncito, Quemonito, Super Porky, and that Mini Batista have this song that they sing during every segment, and they are shown preparing the candy in Flair's factory and are the ones that roll Maria away and mention that V is "terribly fat" and so on. Being a life long fan of the first Wonka movie,I almost laughed till I pissed when I read this. Good job. I would have rather had Terry Funk or maybe even Dory for Grandpa Joe,but Piper wasn't a bad choice.
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Post by nealo on Jan 22, 2008 11:57:42 GMT -5
lol u really thought bout that one, rats off to ya
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 22, 2008 12:17:01 GMT -5
The Cena Rambo and Willy Wonka one's are amazing.
I thought of one where Batista is retired and peacefully living in the forest with his daughter - until Vince McMahon visits him and offers him a spot on the roster again. Batista refuses. But McMahon leaves Briscoe and Patterson as protection from the mysterious heel who has beaten up Batista's former stable-mates from Evolution.
TV security goons raid the house and beat up Patterson and Briscoe, in the process kidnapping Batista's daughter. Hardcore Holly is leading this team of goons, and he demands Batista does as he says, or else his daughter gets it. Batista shouts 'WRONG' and spears Holly and chases after the goons.
Batista is outnumbered and it is revealed ECW GM Amstrada wants Batista to spear Vickie Guerrero - GM of Smackdown!, or he'll never see his daughter again. Shelton Benjamin is given orders by the Miz and is seen escorting Batista onto an aeroplane, with Mr. Fuji waiting for his arrival at Smackdown! arena. On board the flight, Batista knocks out Benjamin with a single blow and asks the air hostess not to disturb his friend as he is 'very tired'.
Batista manages to jump 200ft off a air-borne moving aeroplane and not get a scratch. Batista finds Miz in a shopping mall, and rips out a telephone booth with Miz still in it and lifts it over his head. He then beats up six security goons.
Miz escapes in a Porsche. Batista has somehow run into Layla, and hijacks her car. Both cars end up crashing on a hillside. Miz is hanging over a ledge, and Batista asks 'Remember when I said I'd spear you last? I lied!' and kicks Miz down the ledge (into the water, as is often the case with WWE angles like this).
He and Layla then find transport to ECW offices, in the process Batista beats up ECW goon Lashley at a motel, stating, 'I eat Green Berets for breakfast'. There is a cameo of Lita and Edge practicing Live Sex in the motel room. They find a plane and get to ECW arena, where Batista spears his way through Morrison, Punk, and the entire ECW roster. Until he gets to Amstrada. He spears Amstrada into a fire hydrant at ringside, and says, 'Let off some steam'.
Vince arrives and offers to clear up the mess.
Batista is united with his daughter. RAW ends.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 22, 2008 21:17:00 GMT -5
Have Ric Flair say that he has a chocolate factory that he needs to pass on to a lucky wrestler before he retires. The following people get golden tickets: -Big Daddy V Guest: Striker -Maria Guest: Santino -Melina Guest: Jillian -Miz Guest: Morrison -Charlie Haas Guest: Some old wrestler in the Grandpa Joe role, let's say Piper They take a tour of the chocolate factory, and Big Daddy V is eliminated when he falls into a pool of chocolate while stuffing his face. Maria, being a ditz, decides to try the gum and blows up into a blueberry (I always figured that if they had gone with a Wonka parody for a WM21 ad, she would have been a good candidate for that part). Santino laments in his Italian accent that he "has a blueberry for a girlfriend". Melina turns out to be a bad egg, and Miz gets shrunk or something. In the end, Charlie ends up being the heir to Flair's chocolate factory. Oh, and Hornswoggle, Octagoncito, Quemonito, Super Porky, and that Mini Batista have this song that they sing during every segment, and they are shown preparing the candy in Flair's factory and are the ones that roll Maria away and mention that V is "terribly fat" and so on. Being a life long fan of the first Wonka movie,I almost laughed till I pissed when I read this. Good job. I would have rather had Terry Funk or maybe even Dory for Grandpa Joe,but Piper wasn't a bad choice. I think a WWE re-enactment of the blueberry scene would be priceless: the combination of Maria chewing gum with a clueless look on her now blue face, Santino freaking out about how she's "blowing up like a baloon-ah" while threatening "Boy of Nature Ric Flair", while Ric Flair rants about how it's "like a blueberry, whoo!" and how he spent too much time stylin' and profilin' to get the formula right.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jan 24, 2008 1:35:28 GMT -5
Being a life long fan of the first Wonka movie,I almost laughed till I pissed when I read this. Good job. I would have rather had Terry Funk or maybe even Dory for Grandpa Joe,but Piper wasn't a bad choice. I think a WWE re-enactment of the blueberry scene would be priceless: the combination of Maria chewing gum with a clueless look on her now blue face, Santino freaking out about how she's "blowing up like a baloon-ah" while threatening "Boy of Nature Ric Flair", while Ric Flair rants about how it's "like a blueberry, whoo!" and how he spent too much time stylin' and profilin' to get the formula right. Oh absolutely.The blueberry scene would be laugh out loud hilarious with a WWE cast. Ric Flair as Wonka is GOLD,especially if its the Gene Wilder version. Their are so many awesome scenes that Flair gets to be in. I would kill to see him do the boat ride,"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.WHOOO!" or better yet "Wrong sir!WRONG!". Pure awesomeness man,I've got to hand it to you.
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Post by hargh on Jan 24, 2008 12:59:56 GMT -5
Out of date Angle!
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Post by nealo on Jan 24, 2008 14:31:57 GMT -5
Out of date Angle! haha!! blove it!! although it does say 'out of date movie angle'
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 29, 2008 17:26:03 GMT -5
I think a WWE re-enactment of the blueberry scene would be priceless: the combination of Maria chewing gum with a clueless look on her now blue face, Santino freaking out about how she's "blowing up like a baloon-ah" while threatening "Boy of Nature Ric Flair", while Ric Flair rants about how it's "like a blueberry, whoo!" and how he spent too much time stylin' and profilin' to get the formula right. Oh absolutely.The blueberry scene would be laugh out loud hilarious with a WWE cast. Ric Flair as Wonka is GOLD,especially if its the Gene Wilder version. Their are so many awesome scenes that Flair gets to be in. I would kill to see him do the boat ride,"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.WHOOO!" or better yet "Wrong sir!WRONG!". Pure awesomeness man,I've got to hand it to you. "You lose, good day sir! Whhhhooooo!"
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Feb 4, 2008 14:52:27 GMT -5
I think an awesome way to re-debut Nathan Jones would be to reintroduce the King of the Ring too. Have promos talking about how dangerous Nathan Jones is, and how he even killed someone in the ring once and watched them die. Meanwhile, take a face like Jeff Hardy and have him enter the tournament as well. Also take a loveable big oaf like Duggan and have him in the tournament too. Duggan and Jeff Hardy end up becoming buddies. Duggan also starts wearing a Harley Davidson bandanna. He eventually meets up with Nathan Jones, and Duggan actually looks like he has Jones beat, but instead of finishing him, he showboats and then Jones beats the crap out of him, finishing him by stomping on him (in slow mo). Then Hardy could shout, "Noooooooo" in slow mo. Then it's not only about winning the tournament for Hardy, it's also about avenging Duggan. Meanwhile a diva tells him that it's not a good idea to face Duggan. Jones steals the bandanna. Jeff Hardy proceeds to think about everything, to this song: youtube.com/watch?v=m-px4bV0YQ4&feature=relatedJones beats another wrestler and tells Hardy, "you are next!". Then Hardy and Jones finally meet in the finals. Hardy does well, but then Jones throws powder in Hardy's eyes. In slow mo, Hardy proceeds to slowly get a feel for where Jones is and beats him up, and when he finally has Jones down on the mat he makes Nathan Jones say "mate". Which actually sounds funny seeing as he's supposed to be Australian, but if you've caught on to the movie I'm referencing you know what word I meant. Jeff Hardy celebrates the King of the Ring win while this song plays: youtube.com/watch?v=3YZ1WSh2JWQ&feature=related
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 5, 2008 1:33:18 GMT -5
This year at Wrestlemania, they bring back the motorized ring-entrance cart. As Cena is on his way to the ring, he gets a phone call from a madman who tells him that the cart is rigged to explode if it drops under 5 mph.
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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Feb 5, 2008 2:19:52 GMT -5
"Hello, Randy, I would like to play a game." Randy looks around him to find that he is surounded by various blunt and sharp objects, including thumbtacks, steel chairs, and sledgehammers. " You call yourself a legend killer and you have made a career of ending the careers of others. Would you risk you risk that career if it would mean getting out of here alive? Let's find out."
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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Feb 5, 2008 2:21:43 GMT -5
oh, well. Saw isn't exactly out of date. I'll come up with something else later.
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