Post by Sephiroth on Dec 17, 2007 20:58:50 GMT -5
I had this silly idea for Shelton Benjamin. Please, read this and try to envision it:
One night, Shelton gets shown backstage receiving the news that Mama Benjamin has passed away. Shelton breaks down into sobs and tears. For several weeks, Shelton goes on a losing streak-coming out for his matches with his head hung low, and putting on half hearted efforts in the ring, only to walk out and get counted out.
Then, one week, Shelton's partner (hass when this idea was conceived) tries to cheer him up by having some diva's flirt with him. Shelton reacts nervously at first, and then violently, and shoves the poor girls away and walks off in a huff.
The next week, during a diva's match, Shelton runs out the ring wearing Mama Benjamin's oversized dress and glasses. He proceeds to demolish the divas and screams his head off with a crazed expression on his face. But later in the same show, when Hass and the girls confront him backstage Shelton says he has no memory of this attack, and denies ever doing it.
This goes on for several weeks. A crazed, cross dressing Shelton attacks divas and other wrestlers backstage, only to appear dressed normally later int he show not remembering it. In some backstage segments, Haas stands outside a dressing room door and listens as Shelton has conversations with himself, only Mama's voice can be distinctly heard!
"Who was that hussy you was talking to last week?"
"No one Mama!"
"Don't you be telling me no lies now boy!"
Finally, one week a "psychiatrist" comes into testify in front of the audience that Shelton is suffering multiple personality syndrome, brought on by the trauma of his Mama's death!
Okay, seriously, I would not wish this on Shelton, especially now that he seems to be on the rise on ECW. But still, I think this would be smurfing hilarious to watch unfold.
One night, Shelton gets shown backstage receiving the news that Mama Benjamin has passed away. Shelton breaks down into sobs and tears. For several weeks, Shelton goes on a losing streak-coming out for his matches with his head hung low, and putting on half hearted efforts in the ring, only to walk out and get counted out.
Then, one week, Shelton's partner (hass when this idea was conceived) tries to cheer him up by having some diva's flirt with him. Shelton reacts nervously at first, and then violently, and shoves the poor girls away and walks off in a huff.
The next week, during a diva's match, Shelton runs out the ring wearing Mama Benjamin's oversized dress and glasses. He proceeds to demolish the divas and screams his head off with a crazed expression on his face. But later in the same show, when Hass and the girls confront him backstage Shelton says he has no memory of this attack, and denies ever doing it.
This goes on for several weeks. A crazed, cross dressing Shelton attacks divas and other wrestlers backstage, only to appear dressed normally later int he show not remembering it. In some backstage segments, Haas stands outside a dressing room door and listens as Shelton has conversations with himself, only Mama's voice can be distinctly heard!
"Who was that hussy you was talking to last week?"
"No one Mama!"
"Don't you be telling me no lies now boy!"
Finally, one week a "psychiatrist" comes into testify in front of the audience that Shelton is suffering multiple personality syndrome, brought on by the trauma of his Mama's death!
Okay, seriously, I would not wish this on Shelton, especially now that he seems to be on the rise on ECW. But still, I think this would be smurfing hilarious to watch unfold.
