Post by default on Jul 30, 2008 3:42:40 GMT -5
In the same night. It was weird, although I do remember waking up and falling back asleep several times.
First off, I was hanging out with RD IN THE 1970'S. I have no idea why, but I was hanging with RD in (presumably his) DILAPATED WHITE FARM HOUSE. Seriously, the paint was chipping. Anyway, there was this old woman peering through a curtain at the door window. Yes, for some reason... the curtains were on the outside. She kept giving the evil eye, but RD said to ignore her. She wouldn't leave and apparently neither of us were going to answer the door (although she never did knock). For some reason, I thought up an INGENIUS plan that involved... I wish I was making this up, rubbing RD'S FRIED CHICKEN ON A NEWSPAPER TO MAKE IT SEE THROUGH to keep an eye on the woman with her noticing. RD then disappeared into another room and I escaped through the roof to a very nicely painted red barn with white trim where I snuck inside, and hopped in a brand new 70's Ford van and drove off. As I passed the old lady, she glared at me!
The Blade dream was a little less interesting. I met him at a convenient store and he appeared hungover and clutching his stomach complaining of food poisoning "from a hot dog I had in Tulsa" (his words). He managed to gain his composure long enough to ask for directions from the clerk to the local video store, and to buy a slurpee and their entire stock of some crazy GENERAL MILLS MONSTER CEREAL CANDY. This stuff was crazy looking... layered in a bag in neatly stacked sections of brown Count Chocula candy, then pink Franken Berry and finally Boo Berry on the bottom. Blade was tearing open bags and telling people to eat all the Franken Berry and Chocula they wanted. So of course, when he randomly clutched his stomach in pain, I grabbed some of the Boo Berry as well. It tasted delicious with a crunchy candy shell and then very light and fluffy flavored chocolate nougat filling for Count Chocula (so they were basically bite size 3 Musketeers) and flavored marshmallows (for the Berry's) in the middle. Each piece was roughly the size of a peanut M&M. I would've definitely bought a bag had Blade not bought them all.
First off, I was hanging out with RD IN THE 1970'S. I have no idea why, but I was hanging with RD in (presumably his) DILAPATED WHITE FARM HOUSE. Seriously, the paint was chipping. Anyway, there was this old woman peering through a curtain at the door window. Yes, for some reason... the curtains were on the outside. She kept giving the evil eye, but RD said to ignore her. She wouldn't leave and apparently neither of us were going to answer the door (although she never did knock). For some reason, I thought up an INGENIUS plan that involved... I wish I was making this up, rubbing RD'S FRIED CHICKEN ON A NEWSPAPER TO MAKE IT SEE THROUGH to keep an eye on the woman with her noticing. RD then disappeared into another room and I escaped through the roof to a very nicely painted red barn with white trim where I snuck inside, and hopped in a brand new 70's Ford van and drove off. As I passed the old lady, she glared at me!
The Blade dream was a little less interesting. I met him at a convenient store and he appeared hungover and clutching his stomach complaining of food poisoning "from a hot dog I had in Tulsa" (his words). He managed to gain his composure long enough to ask for directions from the clerk to the local video store, and to buy a slurpee and their entire stock of some crazy GENERAL MILLS MONSTER CEREAL CANDY. This stuff was crazy looking... layered in a bag in neatly stacked sections of brown Count Chocula candy, then pink Franken Berry and finally Boo Berry on the bottom. Blade was tearing open bags and telling people to eat all the Franken Berry and Chocula they wanted. So of course, when he randomly clutched his stomach in pain, I grabbed some of the Boo Berry as well. It tasted delicious with a crunchy candy shell and then very light and fluffy flavored chocolate nougat filling for Count Chocula (so they were basically bite size 3 Musketeers) and flavored marshmallows (for the Berry's) in the middle. Each piece was roughly the size of a peanut M&M. I would've definitely bought a bag had Blade not bought them all.