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Post by icansleep on Sept 28, 2007 11:42:04 GMT -5
What are some of your guys' favorite ringrat stories? For those unfamiliar with the term, a ringrat is wrestling terminalogy meaning groupie. There once was a website (1Ringrat.com, I believe) that was devoted to 'rat tales, but is no longer up.
I remember reading an article in a music magazine (2001 or so) about the Dudley Boys. The magazine had followed them back to their hotel room after a show to do a piece. I don't remember all the specifics of the article, but apparently Bubba and D-Von didn't come back to the room by themselves. There was an accompanying photo of Bubba, D-Von and some ringrat, with Bubba holding the 'rat high above his head in a gorrila press. And while it didn't state it outright, it certainly seemed to imply that ringrat was getting or did get the "double team" (or maybe just Bubba?) that night. And now, everytime I watch Team 3D I always remember that article.
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Post by icansleep on Sept 28, 2007 15:00:57 GMT -5
Which wrestler do you think attracts the most ringrats currently? My money is on Cody Rhodes.
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Post by Corporate H on Sept 28, 2007 15:16:18 GMT -5
Which wrestler do you think attracts the most ringrats currently? My money is on Cody Rhodes. Cena has pretty much stated that he'll smurf anything that moves. I think he said on Stern that he recently screwed a four hundred pounder. Batista supposedly gets a lot too and is basically writing a whole book about it from the sounds of it. |
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Sept 28, 2007 17:33:10 GMT -5
And while it didn't state it outright, it certainly seemed to imply that ringrat was getting or did get the "double team" (or maybe just Bubba?) that night. That statement right there just made me think of Bubba doing the "waaaaazzzzzzuuupppp" move, jumping off a hotel dresser onto a king sized bed...... |
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 28, 2007 19:16:24 GMT -5
my favorite ring rat stories are TV MA...
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Sept 28, 2007 19:35:43 GMT -5
Which wrestler do you think attracts the most ringrats currently? My money is on Cody Rhodes. Cena has pretty much stated that he'll smurf anything that moves. I think he said on Stern that he recently screwed a four hundred pounder. Did you ever think that he might've been joking about that? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 28, 2007 20:06:07 GMT -5
It always makes me think of Hogan's "pick up" line?
"Want to go to my hotel room and wear the title belt?"
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 28, 2007 20:40:51 GMT -5
Ok, I'm backing out of this thread now
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Post by Jock Ass on Sept 28, 2007 23:13:11 GMT -5
New Jack's comments on the Forever Hardcore DVD about the Philly/ECW ringrats. Too bad he didn't go further into it, but I could see why...
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Post by thiazzi on Sept 28, 2007 23:15:23 GMT -5
The one where James Mitchell videotaped some skank wearing nothing but the Mortis mask doing the Muay Thai stance.. Then he plowed her and showed the tape to Kanyon, who got pissed.
The James Mitchell shoot interview where he tells this story is worth it just for the impression of Kanyon that Mitchell does.
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Post by bagsley on Sept 28, 2007 23:48:03 GMT -5
It always makes me think of Hogan's "pick up" line? "Want to go to my hotel room and wear the title belt?" I think it would be like this. Hogan : Well let me tell you something. The power of hulkimania if flowing through me right now, and these 24 inch pythons are going to slam you on to that bed right now. And when I do the fault lines will start to crack and this hotel is going to fall to the bottom of the ocean. When all that happens you can just grab a hold of the biggest arms in pro wrestling and I'll pull you back. |
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Post by default on Sept 29, 2007 0:05:24 GMT -5
I read a story on an old timer over at kayfabe memories, who was a fairly recognizable name in either AWA or NWA, but it escapes me now (which is probably for the better, I don't need a libel lawsuit...) Anyway, the guy apparently enjoyed laying underneath glass coffee tables and wrestle the bald headed champ while a ringrat would drop a Deuce (but not in the way Momma Snuka did.)
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Post by Cactus Jack on Sept 29, 2007 10:27:05 GMT -5
while a ringrat would drop a Deuce (but not in the way Momma Snuka did.) I know what you're saying, but I think he's adopted. |
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Post by ellisdee on Sept 29, 2007 11:26:44 GMT -5
New Jack's comments on the Forever Hardcore DVD about the Philly/ECW ringrats. Too bad he didn't go further into it, but I could see why... I love that bit. New Jack seems so happy with himself. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 29, 2007 20:03:50 GMT -5
Matt Hardy said a woman was trying to meet the Hardyz, so she slept with their dad. He got some from her, pretending he didn't know why, and she left when she didn't get near them.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Sept 29, 2007 20:28:11 GMT -5
I like the one about when General Adnan accidentally saw Andre the Giant having sex with a ringrat in his hotel room (Andre had left the door slightly open).
When someone asked Adnan what it looked like he said it was "like a Lion raping a Rabbit".
Or something like that.
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Post by Aceorton on Sept 30, 2007 0:07:35 GMT -5
I like the one about when General Adnan accidentally saw Andre the Giant having sex with a ringrat in his hotel room (Andre had left the door slightly open). When someone asked Adnan what it looked like he said it was "like a Lion raping a Rabbit". Or something like that. I've heard this one before. And I can't think of anything that can possibly top it, no pun intended. For some reason I wanna say the girl was Japanese, which makes the size difference even more hilarious. |
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Post by sexualvanilla on Sept 30, 2007 12:44:31 GMT -5
Another Jim Mitchell story from his shoot;
He was having sex with 2 rats in ECW and was inserting his fingers into one of the girls' unmentionables, but when he took his finger out, the ring on his finger was missing...
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Sept 30, 2007 21:51:59 GMT -5
I'm assuming the New Jack story ended with "And then I stabbed them!"
Sorry, New Jack and Roberto of Futurama are the same in my mind.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 30, 2007 23:32:14 GMT -5
I'm assuming the New Jack story ended with "And then I stabbed them!" Sorry, New Jack and Roberto of Futurama are the same in my mind.  "Hold still, i gotta practise my stabbin." |
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He went to community college.
