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Post by Baixo Astral on Oct 1, 2007 7:42:32 GMT -5
It always makes me think of Hogan's "pick up" line? "Want to go to my hotel room and wear the title belt?" I think it would be like this. Hogan : Well let me tell you something. The power of hulkimania if flowing through me right now, and these 24 inch pythons are going to slam you on to that bed right now. And when I do the fault lines will start to crack and this hotel is going to fall to the bottom of the ocean. When all that happens you can just grab a hold of the biggest arms in pro wrestling and I'll pull you back. Was that the time that he impregnated 904 women in front of a 3.4million strong crowd in the Pontiac Silverdome, and then the women all gave birth to 600lb babies the very next day?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Oct 1, 2007 10:06:00 GMT -5
I think it would be like this. Hogan : Well let me tell you something. The power of hulkimania if flowing through me right now, and these 24 inch pythons are going to slam you on to that bed right now. And when I do the fault lines will start to crack and this hotel is going to fall to the bottom of the ocean. When all that happens you can just grab a hold of the biggest arms in pro wrestling and I'll pull you back. Was that the time that he impregnated 904 women in front of a 3.4million strong crowd in the Pontiac Silverdome, and then the women all gave birth to 600lb babies the very next day? hulk's 24-inch python frequently runs wild on mean gene. but to answer the thread, i once read something along the lines of this(again, i don't remember it in full, so don't quote me): jim duggan had been flirting with this girl who worked for the arena staff all day, and after the show, he picked up the courage to ask her out. so he waits until the time when the guys take down the ring, and spots the girl on the floor, getting done by two of the ring crew at the same time, with about four wrestlers ready to offload on her chest, and a dog licking her ass cheeks. dunno if that's true, but that sounds awesome.
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Post by Christianv2 on Oct 1, 2007 10:58:37 GMT -5
The one where James Mitchell videotaped some skank wearing nothing but the Mortis mask doing the Muay Thai stance.. Then he plowed her and showed the tape to Kanyon, who got pissed. The James Mitchell shoot interview where he tells this story is worth it just for the impression of Kanyon that Mitchell does. He has one of the best shoot interviews out there just because hes f***ing crazy.
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Post by bagsley on Oct 2, 2007 0:10:50 GMT -5
I think it would be like this. Hogan : Well let me tell you something. The power of hulkimania if flowing through me right now, and these 24 inch pythons are going to slam you on to that bed right now. And when I do the fault lines will start to crack and this hotel is going to fall to the bottom of the ocean. When all that happens you can just grab a hold of the biggest arms in pro wrestling and I'll pull you back. Was that the time that he impregnated 904 women in front of a 3.4million strong crowd in the Pontiac Silverdome, and then the women all gave birth to 600lb babies the very next day? It was the same time. If the story is as I remember it Hogan delievered the babies the next day using the awesome power of Hulkamania. He would then hop on his motercycle and ride off as the sun gleemed off the cross around his neck. Behind him the Silerdome exploded.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Oct 4, 2007 1:27:00 GMT -5
Batista supposedly gets a lot too and is basically writing a whole book about it from the sounds of it. I'd say that judging by all the steroids he must've done, the most action Batista must get is jamming his limp dick inside of a penis pump.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Oct 4, 2007 1:42:50 GMT -5
Batista supposedly gets a lot too and is basically writing a whole book about it from the sounds of it. I'd say that judging by all the steroids he must've done, the most action Batista must get is jamming his limp dick inside of a penis pump. Ok. Thanks a lot, man. Mental pictures. You owe me, your country and this board an apology...
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 4, 2007 1:51:36 GMT -5
I like the one about when General Adnan accidentally saw Andre the Giant having sex with a ringrat in his hotel room (Andre had left the door slightly open). When someone asked Adnan what it looked like he said it was "like a Lion raping a Rabbit". Or something like that. I've heard this one before. And I can't think of anything that can possibly top it, no pun intended. For some reason I wanna say the girl was Japanese, which makes the size difference even more hilarious. Yes, yes she was.
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Post by General Zod on Oct 4, 2007 3:11:55 GMT -5
I dunno if it's a ring rat story or not, but IMO, nothing will ever beat the legend of Hacksaw Duggan's Dildo Blender. I'm pretty sure you guys can figure out the rest without much more explanation.
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Post by johnnyblaze on Oct 4, 2007 12:44:47 GMT -5
My favorite is from Hogan's book:
He tells this story of him and Beefcake on a snowy road. Beefcake spots this naked girl on the road. Hogan brushes it off saying that there is no way that was possible. Sure enough, it was. They took her in and she said that this Canadian wrestler had his way with her, got angry and threw her out of the car without her clothes. They gave her a fresh set and she was ok.
Another one was from the same book where Hogan talks about Boss having his way with five women at one and calling Hogan to let him hear.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 13:56:21 GMT -5
My favorite is from Hogan's book: He tells this story of him and Beefcake on a snowy road. Beefcake spots this naked girl on the road. Hogan brushes it off saying that there is no way that was possible. Sure enough, it was. They took her in and she said that this Canadian wrestler had his way with her, got angry and threw her out of the car without her clothes. They gave her a fresh set and she was ok. Another one was from the same book where Hogan talks about Boss having his way with five women at one and calling Hogan to let him hear. Boss as in Andre, Bossman, or who?
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Post by plushtar on Oct 4, 2007 13:59:24 GMT -5
My favorite is from Hogan's book: He tells this story of him and Beefcake on a snowy road. Beefcake spots this naked girl on the road. Hogan brushes it off saying that there is no way that was possible. Sure enough, it was. They took her in and she said that this Canadian wrestler had his way with her, got angry and threw her out of the car without her clothes. They gave her a fresh set and she was ok. Another one was from the same book where Hogan talks about Boss having his way with five women at one and calling Hogan to let him hear. Boss as in Andre, Bossman, or who? Based on the references of every wrestler who was around from 1970-1990, I would say that this Hogan tale is true. Anyway, everyone called Andre "The Boss."
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Oct 5, 2007 12:59:20 GMT -5
Boss as in Andre, Bossman, or who? Based on the references of every wrestler who was around from 1970-1990, I would say that this Hogan tale is true. Anyway, everyone called Andre "The Boss." Well, he didn't say fastcount here so it's got to be accurate.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Oct 5, 2007 13:16:43 GMT -5
Sabu "Smell my Moustache"
That's my favorite tale.
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