Post by default on Aug 15, 2007 23:35:24 GMT -5
I was wondering if you've gotten your copy yet at Wal-Mart for a buck yet? I just got done watching this and wow... it's crap. Not Grandmasters of Wrestling Crap, but crap nonetheless.
(Match overviews but no major spoilers.)
Road Warriors vs. Public Enemy in a tables match, where they went through all the rules, mentioning a wrestler had to be put through a table, then a pin occurs and the referee counts it as a two count. The announcers (DiBiase and some shmoe) make fun of the referee (and also Johnny Grunge a TON) BUT THEN TALK ABOUT HOW THE ROAD WARRIORS NEED TO GO FOR A PIN.
Nitro Girl ripoffs dancing BETWEEN EVERY MATCH.
Hardcore Match... The Barbarian vs. BRUTE FORCE. Brute Force being the new gimmick for Beefcake, who even has his garden sheers with him. I guess this match is the answer to all the old timers talking about how every concession stand brawl or falls count anywhere was the predecessor to ECW. When I think of hardcore, I know think of BRUTE FORCE.
Did I mention Nitro Girl ripoffs between every match?
Women's match between two indy chicks. Not that bad, minus the heel's "Sugar Daddy" crappily selling a shot from some Australian boxer who apparently went 15 rounds with Ali. Oh yeah, and the face woman was smuggling tic tacs in her shirt. The cameraman must've wanted everyone to know, despite the fact the announcers told us it was about the women's wrestling.
Did I mention between every match there's Nitro Girl ripoffs?
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Tatanka vs. One Man Gang. OMG's sleeveless jacket rules, as it simply reads on the back "JOIN THE CHAIN GANG". I'd say he would have a lawsuit against Cena, as long as he doesn't use this match as his evidence. The case would be thrown out and the court would turn around and sue Gang for cruel and unusual punishment. These guys went way too long. The fans threw bottles in the ring at a few points, but otherwise were CHEERING LOUDLY~! (despite sitting on their hands)
Hey, not sure if I mentioned this or not... but there's D-grade Nitro Girl ripoffs dancing between every freakin' match.
Hennig vs. Rodman. The Main Event. The Dream Match. The Ticket Seller. The nWo explodes! The match I've been waiting to see since '97. You know, they say Flair used to carry El Gigante to fairly good matches on house shows. After comparing this match to that, I consider that bologna. I don't want to spoil the ending, but Jeebus... the best part was when the match ended. BRUTE FORCE returned to the ring in clothing MORE GAWDY THAN HIS RING ATTIRE. (Again, I don't want to spoil the attire change.
However, someone needs to desperately tell The Beefster Booty Zodiak Bruce Force to get with the times.)
Anyway, I'll be patiently waiting for this to be inducted.
(Match overviews but no major spoilers.)
Road Warriors vs. Public Enemy in a tables match, where they went through all the rules, mentioning a wrestler had to be put through a table, then a pin occurs and the referee counts it as a two count. The announcers (DiBiase and some shmoe) make fun of the referee (and also Johnny Grunge a TON) BUT THEN TALK ABOUT HOW THE ROAD WARRIORS NEED TO GO FOR A PIN.
Nitro Girl ripoffs dancing BETWEEN EVERY MATCH.
Hardcore Match... The Barbarian vs. BRUTE FORCE. Brute Force being the new gimmick for Beefcake, who even has his garden sheers with him. I guess this match is the answer to all the old timers talking about how every concession stand brawl or falls count anywhere was the predecessor to ECW. When I think of hardcore, I know think of BRUTE FORCE.
Did I mention Nitro Girl ripoffs between every match?
Women's match between two indy chicks. Not that bad, minus the heel's "Sugar Daddy" crappily selling a shot from some Australian boxer who apparently went 15 rounds with Ali. Oh yeah, and the face woman was smuggling tic tacs in her shirt. The cameraman must've wanted everyone to know, despite the fact the announcers told us it was about the women's wrestling.
Did I mention between every match there's Nitro Girl ripoffs?
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Tatanka vs. One Man Gang. OMG's sleeveless jacket rules, as it simply reads on the back "JOIN THE CHAIN GANG". I'd say he would have a lawsuit against Cena, as long as he doesn't use this match as his evidence. The case would be thrown out and the court would turn around and sue Gang for cruel and unusual punishment. These guys went way too long. The fans threw bottles in the ring at a few points, but otherwise were CHEERING LOUDLY~! (despite sitting on their hands)
Hey, not sure if I mentioned this or not... but there's D-grade Nitro Girl ripoffs dancing between every freakin' match.
Hennig vs. Rodman. The Main Event. The Dream Match. The Ticket Seller. The nWo explodes! The match I've been waiting to see since '97. You know, they say Flair used to carry El Gigante to fairly good matches on house shows. After comparing this match to that, I consider that bologna. I don't want to spoil the ending, but Jeebus... the best part was when the match ended. BRUTE FORCE returned to the ring in clothing MORE GAWDY THAN HIS RING ATTIRE. (Again, I don't want to spoil the attire change.
However, someone needs to desperately tell The Beefster Booty Zodiak Bruce Force to get with the times.)Anyway, I'll be patiently waiting for this to be inducted.
