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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2006 17:09:02 GMT -5
I see RD Reynolds that you have been given the film Jack Frost, the killer snowman version.
In the Off Topic Discussion of this Forum, I do a very Wrestlecrap like induction post called Monster Crap, where I induct the very worst movies involving monsters. Let me just say that if you think Jack Frost is bad and deserving induction, then I have inducted a movie that is even worse and completely ludicrous.
It is called Pinata: Survival Island. It is about a killer pinata. Yes, that's right. A pinata goes around killing people including a very gruesome scene in which one guy gets his member and testicles ripped off by the pinata's hand. It is really something to laugh at and stars Jamie Pressley.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 17, 2006 18:04:17 GMT -5
Could you induct any sci-fi movie that has "Sabretooth" in it?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2006 18:22:10 GMT -5
maybe...but Im very new as Im at 25 now and I have to go with movies that are worse than that and trust me, there are.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Dec 17, 2006 19:57:58 GMT -5
Have you inducted Monsturd?
It's about a giant monster turd that comes out of the toilet to kill people. The heroes try to defeat him by using Super Soakers full of Pepto Bismol. The plotline involves something with a Chili Cookoff as well.
(Believe me, I wish I was making this up!)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2006 22:02:36 GMT -5
I have not seen that movie nor could I find it anywhere. Trust me, if I saw it and it sucked....I would be more than happy to induct it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 20, 2006 22:22:18 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I do want to say that Vince Russo and Oklahoma are not in this film.
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Post by Paul Servo on Dec 21, 2006 7:08:20 GMT -5
You need to induct HOBGOBLINS. It was done on MST the last season. I saw it before I knew the SOL even existed. The "monsters" are basically stuffed animals on strings
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 21, 2006 12:54:18 GMT -5
You need to induct HOBGOBLINS. It was done on MST the last season. I saw it before I knew the SOL even existed. The "monsters" are basically stuffed animals on strings I already inducted Hobgoblins. |
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Post by Paul Servo on Dec 22, 2006 3:51:52 GMT -5
You need to induct HOBGOBLINS. It was done on MST the last season. I saw it before I knew the SOL even existed. The "monsters" are basically stuffed animals on strings I already inducted Hobgoblins. Never mind then. I'm trying to convince somone that posts on Patton Oswald's myspace page that HOBGOBLINS is worse than TROLL2. Also trying to convince Patton himself, but it's all good that noone is buying it |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 22, 2006 19:39:04 GMT -5
I think Troll 2 was worse than Hobgoblins
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 27, 2006 6:20:51 GMT -5
I also already inducted Troll 2 as well. And the worst movie I have ever seen was Monster A Go Go (another inducted movie)
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Post by THE Dinobot on Dec 27, 2006 9:50:48 GMT -5
Have you inducted Monsturd? It's about a giant monster turd that comes out of the toilet to kill people. The heroes try to defeat him by using Super Soakers full of Pepto Bismol. The plotline involves something with a Chili Cookoff as well. (Believe me, I wish I was making this up!) I want to make the naughty bed dance to this movie. A giant piece of poop? I'm there, dude! |
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Dec 28, 2006 22:07:21 GMT -5
I have not seen that movie nor could I find it anywhere. Trust me, if I saw it and it sucked....I would be more than happy to induct it. It's available on Ebay for as little as $2.46 Buy It Now. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 29, 2006 10:23:53 GMT -5
Jack Frost was hilarious.
The Scene where Jack rams that poor old woman's face into a box of glass ornaments over and over again was one instance.
Not that I condone such behavior, but you could tell that scene was thrown together with a mannequin, a box of ornaments, a wig, and they shot it in one take and continuously looped it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 1, 2007 16:44:34 GMT -5
Jack Frost is hilarious and if you think Jack Frost 1 was bad, see Jack Frost 2 because the mutant snowman goes to a tropical island and we see that he is deadly allergic reaction to bananas.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 3, 2007 22:23:38 GMT -5
You also have mini snowmen in this movie. RD would have a field day with it.
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