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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Dec 2, 2006 21:16:03 GMT -5
Need I put anything here? If we're only getting once a month updates, shouldn't the gooker nominees be on the site by now?
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Post by default on Dec 2, 2006 21:29:06 GMT -5
They're all drinking tea and eating crumpets with the Earl of Eaton in the White Castle of Fear.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 2, 2006 21:43:32 GMT -5
I believe we first have to nominate the nominees (IE, RD tells us to start e-mailing potential nominees and whatever ones get the most nominations become the final nominees that we vote on).
Maybe RD is waiting until the year's out? He is kinda busy right now.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 2, 2006 22:20:13 GMT -5
From my thread "Question About The 2006 Gooker." Sorry for the delay. Basically, we start narrowing down the nominations in December. In January, we will post a poll and allow everyone one vote. The winner gets the Gooker, and is posted the first week of February. RD
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Post by fcdamage on Dec 4, 2006 16:11:45 GMT -5
They have to be:-
- Eddie Guerreo's death angle with Rey, Vicki and Chavo
- The fake Kane
- The creation of the ECW brand
- McMahonism + God/HBK tag partners
- Constant bans to 'doped up wrestlers' (Orton, RVD and Sabu)
- Bad booking making Cena the first face champion that the fans booed
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 4, 2006 18:25:56 GMT -5
My nominees would be:
*ECW Brand
*December to Dismember (it was so bad it needs its own catagory)
*The Exploitation of the Late Eddie Guerrero
*Lunchtime Suicide with Tim White
*The Right To Fight Tournament
*The 2006 Diva Search Finale
*The Marine, staring John Cena
*The Orlando Screwjob
*McMahonism + God/HBK tag partners
*Voodoo Kin Mafia vs. Vincent Kennedy McMahon
*The World Title Reign of Rey Mysterio
*Fake Kane
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 4, 2006 18:33:47 GMT -5
The Gooker Nominees should be:
ECW on Sci-Fi's first episode.
Eddiespoiltation.
December 2 Dismember.
Imposter Kane.
TNA's Jackasses (The Jackass 2 Angle).
Voodoo Kin Mafia.
D-X VS The McMahons.
The Marine.
See No Evil.
Lunchtime Suicide with Tim White.
The 2006 Diva Search.
The Boogeyman.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 4, 2006 18:48:31 GMT -5
My Top Nominees would right now be:
Iron Sheik Goes Apeshit, Threatens to Gay Rape Brian Blair: Self Explanatory.
The Trial of Eric Bischoff: Eric B gets hung out to dry, fired, and squashed by a trash truck.
TNA is Russo: Vic Venom himself returns to TNA; mistakes it for WCW circa 2001. Blow-up dolls, reverse battle royals, and pole matches galore. Realizes his mistake; thinks it's actually WWF circa 1998. A couple of bitter ex-WWE employees get sent to WWE house shows in sad attempts to recreate the CNN Center invasion by DX.
The Exploitation of Eddy Guerrero
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (Squad): God and Jesus and Mr. McMahon don't get along. Go figure. HBK faces The McMahons and the cheerleaders in a series of horrible and offensive matches and skits.
December to Disremember: WWE puts ECW in its place: six feet under.
MVP and Mr. Kennedy vs. The Brothers of Destruction: So you have two young guys who need to get over strong. What do you do? Why you book them in a feud with two vets who'll refuse to put them over. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 4, 2006 19:18:22 GMT -5
The Gooker Nominees should be: TNA's Jackasses (The Jackass 2 Angle). oh god if this doesn't win it I don't know what will! that angle produced bar none some of the worst things in wrestling AND IT WASN'T EVEN WRITTEN BY RUSSO! (imagine that?) I mean WHY IN THE BLUE HELL WAS PETEY WILLIAMS TRYING TO SELL EXLAX DURING A MATCH?!?! WHY IN THE BLUE HELL DID LOW-KI DOUBLE STOMP A BLOW UP DOLL!?!? seriously the petey williams/jay lethal match from no surrender alone is worth this winning the whole thing.
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Dec 4, 2006 23:08:56 GMT -5
What's Right to Fight? Whatever it was, I've completely forgotten about it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 4, 2006 23:24:19 GMT -5
What's Right to Fight? Whatever it was, I've completely forgotten about it. It was that stupid tournament involving a reverse battle royal, a battle royal, and a tournament
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Dec 4, 2006 23:25:05 GMT -5
oh, that horseshit
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Post by Gopher Mod on Dec 4, 2006 23:46:46 GMT -5
My top five worst for the year are:
- Eddiesploitation - K-Fed's involvement with the WWE - VKM vs. VKM - ECW's resurrection and subsequent burial (includes D2D) - McMahonism
and Dark Horse
- Fight For Your Right (to Party!) Tournament (pointless when everyone knew it would be Abyss vs. Sting).
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Post by ephphathainc on Dec 4, 2006 23:53:26 GMT -5
The Gooker Nominees should be: TNA's Jackasses (The Jackass 2 Angle). oh god if this doesn't win it I don't know what will! that angle produced bar none some of the worst things in wrestling AND IT WASN'T EVEN WRITTEN BY RUSSO! (imagine that?) I mean WHY IN THE BLUE HELL WAS PETEY WILLIAMS TRYING TO SELL EXLAX DURING A MATCH?!?! WHY IN THE BLUE HELL DID LOW-KI DOUBLE STOMP A BLOW UP DOLL!?!? seriously the petey williams/jay lethal match from no surrender alone is worth this winning the whole thing. In Senshi's (the former Low-Ki) defense. When he tried to do the double stomp on the blowup doll. He was attempting to pop it so that it couldn't be used any more during the course of the match and it wouldn't be used in the match finish. That's why he tried to double stomp it. Personally I don't blame Senshi, and if I could of and have a chance to end that spot before it even had to be used. I would of done it to. So give Senshi credit, he hated this angle to. So don't rip on him for trying to stomp on the blowup doll. He was trying to spare us the agony of this angle.
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Post by vaderbomb91 on Dec 5, 2006 13:53:29 GMT -5
If I were R.D., there wouldn't even be a poll for this year and WWECW would win automatically. But I think the 3 biggest contenders will be that, Eddiesploitation and TNA's Jackass angle.
Inducting the entire WWE for the year 2006 is another option. But the problem with that is he'd have to talk about every stupid thing they did, and there may not be enough bandwidth available on the Internet to post that article.
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Post by Agent P on Dec 5, 2006 14:01:20 GMT -5
My Top Nominees would right now be: Iron Sheik Goes Apecrap, Threatens to Gay Rape Brian Blair: Self Explanatory.The Trial of Eric Bischoff: Eric B gets hung out to dry, fired, and squashed by a trash truck.So we should include angles from late 2005? And by the way, what was the Orlando Screwjob? Are you refrencing the King Of The Mountain match or what?
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Dec 5, 2006 15:06:19 GMT -5
They're all drinking tea and eating crumpets with the Earl of Eaton in the White Castle of Fear. And I have shared the experience several times, hence my username. My nominees are: Eddiesploitation 'ECW' Extremely Crappy Wrestling Diva Search v3, now with more trannies!! Haas the woman beater/ Hassera Vito the Transvestite Cena is a Marine!!!! God wrestles at Backlash!!!!!!!! McMahonism The return of the Kiss My Ass Club Fake Kane TNA's whole Jackass angle VKM vs VKM The Great Khali, so bad he's banned from live TV Boogeyman. I like him but still, 'nuff said. And 2 possible inductees: He's homicidal, he's sucicidal, he's buried-icidal, he's the talking Sabu!! (OK not Gooker but possibly a WrestleCrap inductee?) RVD Pot Smoking his way to jobberdom (Such an F up by RVD it deserves a nomination. And I love RVD.)
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Dec 5, 2006 17:10:01 GMT -5
My Top Nominees would right now be: Iron Sheik Goes Apecrap, Threatens to Gay Rape Brian Blair: Self Explanatory.The Trial of Eric Bischoff: Eric B gets hung out to dry, fired, and squashed by a trash truck.So we should include angles from late 2005? I believe the cut-off for last year's gooker was November, so nominees for 2006 gooker can be from December 2005 to, apparently, December 2006.
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Post by blackwizardcoby on Dec 5, 2006 17:17:14 GMT -5
My Top Nominees would right now be: Iron Sheik Goes Apecrap, Threatens to Gay Rape Brian Blair: Self Explanatory.The Trial of Eric Bischoff: Eric B gets hung out to dry, fired, and squashed by a trash truck.So we should include angles from late 2005? And by the way, what was the Orlando Screwjob? Are you refrencing the King Of The Mountain match or what? ...Unless it's the rumored Orlando Jordan bisexual gimmick, I'm pretty confident it was the King of the Mountain match.
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Post by mo on Dec 5, 2006 22:22:33 GMT -5
If it's a choice, I'm voting Eddiesploitation, no doubt And The Spirit Squad better not be one of the choices, they were greatness
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