Let's Create Heenanisms!

[Chainsaw]

"You know, for an ugly woman, she makes for a very presentable man!"

[Sajoa Moe]

Brain: You know, Bossman is very adept at yo-yo tricks.
Monsoon: Is he really?
Brain: Yeah, except when I told him to walk the dog, he brought out his mother in a wheelchair.

[Mr T L Wolf]

Heenan: You know, Gorilla, if someone were to kidnap Deuce and Domino's manager, they'd finally lose their Cherry.
Monsoon: Will you stop!?

[Skeleton Crew]

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."



Gorilla: "Hello ladies." (referring to the Rosatti sisters. The Rosatti's were several rather large women who, among other things, were regulars on the short-lived USA Network program, 'The Bobby Heenan Show')

Brain: "I guess the rodeo's in town again."



Gorilla: "Hey Brain, they recognized you." (Again about the Rossatis).

Brain: "The only thing they recognize is a buffet."



Brain: "I looked it up - you know what Rosatti means in Italian?"

Gorilla: "Sure, it means red, rich, full... "

Brain: "Nope - it means lard!"



(Referring to Koko B. Ware's bird, Frankie)

Gorilla: "Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old."

Brain: "Not in my house."

Gorilla: "I'm sure."

Brain: "If he was in my house he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag; do you like your parrots original or extra crispy?"

Gorilla: (His favorite response to anything Bobby says, exasperated) "Will you stop?"



(Referring to a match in progress in Texas)

Gorilla: "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."

Brain: "You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?

Gorilla : "Why?"

Brain: "They only had one car."



(Commenting on Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song)

Brain: "That's my second favorite song."

Gorilla: "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"

Brain: "All the rest are tied."



Heenan: "Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again."



(Just before they run a Tito Santana match)

Brain: "Did you know that Tito holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records?"



Gorilla: "Yeah, for what?"

Brain: "He picked over 1600 heads of lettuce in a half an hour."

Gorilla: "Will you stop!" (Match is televised, Tito wins)

Gorilla: "Well, it doesn't look like Tito needs to concern himself with lettuce heads anymore."

Brain: "Yep - he can move right on to tomatoes."



Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"

Gorilla: "What?"

Brain: "Tupper."

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

Heenan: "You know Monsoon..."
Gorilla: "What!"
Heenan: "I just wanted to say that."

[Action Bathturd]

Monsoon: That Duggan, defending our valuable rights as Americans!

Heenan: Then why do you always deny me the first amendment with "will you stop"?

Monsoon: Will you stop?!

[hassanchop]

(During the Rosie/Trump match, while everyone chants TNA and VKM)

Gorilla: It seems that this capacity crowd would rather see an actual fight.
Heenan: No no, they are calling out the divas to come out and show so skin because look at Rosie! And their chanting for Vince.

[Porky's Butthole]

waylonmercy2006 said:

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."



Gorilla: "Hello ladies." (referring to the Rosatti sisters. The Rosatti's were several rather large women who, among other things, were regulars on the short-lived USA Network program, 'The Bobby Heenan Show')

Brain: "I guess the rodeo's in town again."



Gorilla: "Hey Brain, they recognized you." (Again about the Rossatis).

Brain: "The only thing they recognize is a buffet."



Brain: "I looked it up - you know what Rosatti means in Italian?"

Gorilla: "Sure, it means red, rich, full... "

Brain: "Nope - it means lard!"



(Referring to Koko B. Ware's bird, Frankie)

Gorilla: "Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old."

Brain: "Not in my house."

Gorilla: "I'm sure."

Brain: "If he was in my house he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag; do you like your parrots original or extra crispy?"

Gorilla: (His favorite response to anything Bobby says, exasperated) "Will you stop?"



(Referring to a match in progress in Texas)

Gorilla: "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."

Brain: "You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?

Gorilla : "Why?"

Brain: "They only had one car."



(Commenting on Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song)

Brain: "That's my second favorite song."

Gorilla: "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"

Brain: "All the rest are tied."



Heenan: "Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again."



(Just before they run a Tito Santana match)

Brain: "Did you know that Tito holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records?"



Gorilla: "Yeah, for what?"

Brain: "He picked over 1600 heads of lettuce in a half an hour."

Gorilla: "Will you stop!" (Match is televised, Tito wins)

Gorilla: "Well, it doesn't look like Tito needs to concern himself with lettuce heads anymore."

Brain: "Yep - he can move right on to tomatoes."



Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"

Gorilla: "What?"

Brain: "Tupper."

Thread title says 'Create'. Not 'copy and paste old ones'. There's already like 300 threads for that.

[Arturo Classico]

Gorilla: The crowd seems to not be on the side of ECW Champion Bobby Lashley
Hennan: Well maybe if he would let me help him he'd be more popular. I rub off on people you know, but he said "NYO!" like child crying at day care.
Gorilla: Will you stop!