Extreme Strip Poker...Wrestlecrap?

[Chainsaw]

They don't actually play poker.

No one really got visibly naked.

They showed it over matches.

Kelly the "Exibitionist" was forced to hold onto her boobs for what seemed an eternity.

There was "Guy Talk" during it.

Balls Mahoney...your host.

Balls in a horrifying dealer's tux.

Your honor...the prosecution rests.

[Virt McGirt]

And don't forget Exhibit H, when Candice & Maria stripped at the end, they looked like adult sized Barbie's. Candice literally, cuz, you know, and Maria cuz they blurred out "the naughty parts". I know nudity's a no-no in the FCC's eyes, but those pixel blurs somehow manage to make it worse.

[Smark4lyfe]

I want pics!

[shemmy86]

I was thinking that it was Wrestlecrap in motion last night.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

I'd definitely consider this a Gooker nominee. The only good performances were from Trinity's titz and Ballz's cheesyness.

[Virt McGirt]

smark4lyfe said:

I want pics!

*But seriously. the real ones are at: www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/strippoker/pokerphotos/*

Edit: There's 24 of them, so I didn't post them all

[shemmy86]

virtomac said:

smark4lyfe said:

I want pics!

*But seriously. the real ones are at: www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/strippoker/pokerphotos/*

Edit: There's 24 of them, so I didn't post them all

Well you get to see a lot more than they showed last night in that pic.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!

[Lick Ness Monster]

It was quite the spectacle, wasn't it? I was actually surprised that the collective heart of the IWC didn't explode that they showed this over a CM Punk match.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

thomasrigby said:

It was quite the spectacle, wasn't it? I was actually surprised that the collective heart of the IWC didn't explode that they showed this over a CM Punk match.

THEY SHOWED IT OVER A CM PUNK MATCH!!!!? (head explodes)

[Virt McGirt]

shemmy86 said:

virtomac said:

*But seriously. the real ones are at: www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/strippoker/pokerphotos/*

Edit: There's 24 of them, so I didn't post them all

Well you get to see a lot more than they showed last night in that pic.

Touché.

[shiranui]

smark4lyfe said:

I want pics!

[shemmy86]

If that is my card dealer then I am switching card tables

[Chainsaw]

hulk6785 said:

BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!

I swear, I've seen this movie before...

[Smark4lyfe]

virtomac said:

smark4lyfe said:

I want pics!

*But seriously. the real ones are at: www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/strippoker/pokerphotos/*

Edit: There's 24 of them, so I didn't post them all

OOOO Theres nudity there

[Drillbit Taylor]

virtomac said:

And don't forget Exhibit H, when Candice & Maria stripped at the end, they looked like adult sized Barbie's. Candice literally, cuz, you know, and Maria cuz they blurred out "the naughty parts". I know nudity's a no-no in the FCC's eyes, but those pixel blurs somehow manage to make it worse.

I did not think FCC controlled Cable stations. It was more of a problem with sponsers

[Paul Servo]

hulk6785 said:

BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!

No comment, just wanted to have that pic posted on this thread again

[Paul Servo]

hotrod05 said:

virtomac said:

And don't forget Exhibit H, when Candice & Maria stripped at the end, they looked like adult sized Barbie's. Candice literally, cuz, you know, and Maria cuz they blurred out "the naughty parts". I know nudity's a no-no in the FCC's eyes, but those pixel blurs somehow manage to make it worse.

I did not think FCC controlled Cable stations. It was more of a problem with sponsers

Actually, the FCC does regulate cable to some extent. It regulates how the cable companies handle the billing, so I would not be surprised if they had some control over the cotnent as well

[Brain Of F'n J]

servo said:

hotrod05 said:

I did not think FCC controlled Cable stations. It was more of a problem with sponsers

Actually, the FCC does regulate cable to some extent. It regulates how the cable companies handle the billing, so I would not be surprised if they had some control over the cotnent as well

Drawing from my memories of broadcasting school ...

The FCC does regulate cable. However, restrictions are looser there, due to cable having the luxury of being pay-to-see. This is how Comedy Central gets away with the Secret Stash, and fX has Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck saying words that rhyme with spit and animal-based genital names. However, the other side of the blade is that for every four-letter word or naked breast they show, that's an advertiser they risk losing over potentially offensive content. Thus the balance is struck: is Maria's naked bosom worth losing, say, JVC or Paramount as an advertiser?

Jed Shaffer
~One day, I'll put the broadcasting knowledge to good use. For now, it's a well of trivia.

[Feyrhausen]

brainofj said:

servo said:

Actually, the FCC does regulate cable to some extent. It regulates how the cable companies handle the billing, so I would not be surprised if they had some control over the cotnent as well

Drawing from my memories of broadcasting school ...

The FCC does regulate cable. However, restrictions are looser there, due to cable having the luxury of being pay-to-see. This is how Comedy Central gets away with the Secret Stash, and fX has Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck saying words that rhyme with spit and animal-based genital names. However, the other side of the blade is that for every four-letter word or naked breast they show, that's an advertiser they risk losing over potentially offensive content. Thus the balance is struck: is Maria's naked bosom worth losing, say, JVC or Paramount as an advertiser?

Jed Shaffer
~One day, I'll put the broadcasting knowledge to good use. For now, it's a well of trivia.

Yes.