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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 13, 2005 18:48:18 GMT -5
"here in the wwe, were like a family" hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!  |
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Oct 13, 2005 19:05:29 GMT -5
Anything about the XFL
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Oct 13, 2005 19:10:23 GMT -5
whatever he said to the wrestlers that made them pick up a lame ass gimmick, that eventually made this website, and forum
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Post by manofpeace20 on Oct 13, 2005 19:41:35 GMT -5
I like to think of something he actually did and didn't say: when he tore up his leg doing the powerwalk at the Royal Rumble
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Post by BoilermakersForBreakfast on Oct 13, 2005 20:03:20 GMT -5
Anything referring to the "grapefruits"
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Post by tommyvercetti on Oct 13, 2005 20:04:53 GMT -5
Anything involving the word "wrestling".
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Oct 13, 2005 20:07:22 GMT -5
3 Words:
"HE'S GONNA PUKE!"
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 13, 2005 20:11:05 GMT -5
A while ago Vince was doing a promo on the Rock, saying that The Rock had an obsession with feces but he kept pronouncing it "fishies". My friends and I were busting up.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Oct 13, 2005 20:13:08 GMT -5
3 Words: "HE'S GONNA PUKE!" Crap! that was mine |
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on Oct 13, 2005 20:17:46 GMT -5
Funniest thing he's ever said trying to put something over that wasn't true was the idea that Raw had eclipsed "Gunsmoke" and "The Simpsons" as the longest running TV show ever.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 13, 2005 20:21:57 GMT -5
Calling himself the "genetic jackhammer"
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Post by caseygottheblues on Oct 13, 2005 20:33:46 GMT -5
"I make good business decisions..." From when he reintroduced Matt Hardy into the WWE earlier this year...
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Oct 13, 2005 20:42:18 GMT -5
(The Big Show is suggesting tag team names for he and Billy Gunn)
"I don't care if you call yourselves 'Double trouble carp on a stick' "
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Post by soultsukino on Oct 13, 2005 21:05:04 GMT -5
"Our entertainers do not use Steroids"
But honestly, if you ever hear some of the quotes attributed to Linda during some of those conference calls, she's got vince beat hands down
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Post by officeninja on Oct 13, 2005 21:37:46 GMT -5
Vince to Kerwin White: "I don't relate to the middle class."
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Oct 13, 2005 21:51:35 GMT -5
"Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American!"
Vince to Shelton Benjamin in the opening of RAW parodying the NFL/Desparate Housewife opening.
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Post by amsiraK on Oct 13, 2005 22:36:18 GMT -5
Anything involving the word "wrestling". Bah Gawd, yes. My favorite, which cracked me up like crazy, was when he was doing a spot for either Confidential or the Monday Night Wars (can't remember which - maybe it was a Confidential ABOUT the Monday Night Wars) and he teased Ted Turner about calling it "Wrasslin" and Vince scoffs at it a great deal, then going on to pronounce it "Rustling" several times. |
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Post by sexualvanilla on Oct 13, 2005 23:06:28 GMT -5
Him blaming the failure of Mohhamed Hassan "on the performer, more or less."
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Chui
Mike the Goon
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Post by Chui on Oct 14, 2005 3:30:30 GMT -5
"Something doesn't feel right about this. I don't think pie and Hardcore titles go very well together..."
-Vince to William Regal, RAW 7/30/01
-Chui
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damian001
Don Corleone
Bah gawd Keeng he just tripped over da chair! Da carnage!
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Post by damian001 on Oct 14, 2005 3:43:45 GMT -5
"I make good business decisions..." From when he reintroduced Matt Hardy into the WWE earlier this year... 3 letters Vince, XFL |
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