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Post by The Blue Blazer on Oct 14, 2005 4:12:38 GMT -5
(The Big Show is suggesting tag team names for he and Billy Gunn) "I don't care if you call yourselves 'Double trouble crap on a stick' " 1. Fixed your typo. 2. Me and a friend of mine were talking about that earlier tonight. I thought Show-Gunns was a good idea.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Oct 14, 2005 4:18:15 GMT -5
"Our entertainers do not use Steroids" But honestly, if you ever hear some of the quotes attributed to Linda during some of those conference calls, she's got vince beat hands down Didn't she say recently that there was a substantial share of the WWE audience who only watched Raw, and a substantial share that only watched Smackdown!?
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Post by The Jeebus on Oct 14, 2005 4:58:00 GMT -5
Bret screwed Bret.
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Tom
Don Corleone
Power Of Station.
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Post by Tom on Oct 14, 2005 6:16:20 GMT -5
During an Invasion in-ring promo, calling out to Steve Austin... 'Come back, I need you Austin'. I cried, it was so sad.
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Post by newageoutlaw on Oct 14, 2005 8:23:50 GMT -5
"I make good business decisions..." From when he reintroduced Matt Hardy into the WWE earlier this year... 3 letters Vince, XFL Your sig looks like Christian Benoit!
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Post by Superstar SBL on Oct 14, 2005 9:03:13 GMT -5
When he was talking to Sable about his nightmares of Facing the undertaker.
It went something like this.
'I then woke up and felt a warm sensation I then realised when I looked down I soiled myself'
He said it so seriously it turned a poo joke into genius.
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on Oct 14, 2005 10:01:06 GMT -5
Vince to Kerwin White: "I don't relate to the middle class." That one is actually true. He doesn't relate well to the wrestling audience anymore either.
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Triple B
ALF
This is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!
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Post by Triple B on Oct 14, 2005 10:06:51 GMT -5
When Vince had Regal kissing his ass, and he said "My ass can do tricks"
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Post by amsiraK on Oct 14, 2005 10:36:25 GMT -5
Vince to Kerwin White: "I don't relate to the middle class." That one is actually true. He doesn't relate well to the wrestling audience anymore either. Actually, he never really did. He just capitalized on what worked, heedless of the fact that it doesn't work anymore. He's still stuck on a LOT of things that don't hold true anymore.
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Post by maxx420 on Oct 14, 2005 10:50:26 GMT -5
Anything involving the word "wrestling". Bah Gawd, yes. My favorite, which cracked me up like crazy, was when he was doing a spot for either Confidential or the Monday Night Wars (can't remember which - maybe it was a Confidential ABOUT the Monday Night Wars) and he teased Ted Turner about calling it "Wrasslin" and Vince scoffs at it a great deal, then going on to pronounce it "Rustling" several times. Oh, he always calls it "Rustling". Back in the day he used to refer to his own company as "The World Rustling Fadaration". On the topic of him mispronouncing the name of his own company, I never saw or heard this but read about it here, he referred to Cena as the WDWD champion or something, didn't he?
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 14, 2005 13:09:26 GMT -5
Yes, he did. It was one of the last RAWs on Spike TV.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Oct 14, 2005 13:09:47 GMT -5
Monday Night Wars DVD: "My philosophy has always been help out the other guy (WCW) not help yourself."
Warrior DVD: " I could not wait to fire him"
Its me AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (greater power revelation) Sorry I love it.
Vince to steph " you do have that stench of your mothers that rotten smell......when I look at you I think of your mother all I see are 2 ungreatful spoiled little rich pregnant dogs (its alot funnier minus the filter)
Vince to The Rock: "Thats something I been meaning to ask you about. Whats this stick it up a llama's anus or wipes a monkeys ass. This is strange rock no no it is you sound like some kind of a pervert. You need help rock.
Vince to Jericho after Y2J saying vince made the WWF to compensate for having a very small member: "Oh you heard wrong I have grapefruits. And grapefruits grow on trees and at the bottom of every tree is a huge trunk and at the end of the night you'll wish you were on the end of my trunk."
Vince to Linda: "You want me to promote WCW matches on my show? thats the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Thats more riduculous than you asking me for half of my damn money. HELL NO I won't do that." ;D
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Post by TheThreadKiller on Oct 14, 2005 14:02:41 GMT -5
Somone touched on it earlier and I am not sure of the exact phrasing, but during the Desperate Housewives spoof before Raw, his comments to Shelton Benjamin and Trish Stratus were priceless. "Shelton, you may not realize this, but you are African-American!" and "Everyone knows blonde women with broken noses are attracted to African American men!"
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captainfancy
Bubba Ho-Tep
Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.
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Post by captainfancy on Oct 14, 2005 14:38:13 GMT -5
"...demon infested womb."
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traceman
AC Slater
The Dirty Sanchez
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Post by traceman on Oct 14, 2005 15:16:28 GMT -5
DUDES...seriously this thread rocks...here's mine....
"You've got to listen to reason Austin."
"I'm Vince McMahon dammit!"
"It was me Austin..it was me all along."
"Stone Cold..SCREW YOU..>YOURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE FIREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!"
This one really isn't by Vince but it involved him so I include him.....
Gerald Brisco: "Now when Austin goes for the stunner he sets it up with a kick. When he kicks you hook him here and OWN HIM..OWN HIM."
Vince: "I'm gonna own him...*Vince McMahon laugh*
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Mikey
Mike the Goon
Help I fallen and I cant get up!
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Post by Mikey on Oct 14, 2005 16:31:47 GMT -5
Calling himself the "genetic jackhammer" I have to go with that too.
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Post by kokobware3 on Oct 14, 2005 17:09:03 GMT -5
DaHeartbreakKid hahahaha ur avatar caption is the best my friend justr kicked me in the face and said thjat same thing
anyways he sadi it monday "the most beautiful woman in the world..." talk about steph
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Oct 14, 2005 20:33:12 GMT -5
back in the day, building up to the royal rumble, whenever they would have some jobber on superstars, like virgil or repo man or koko b ware, vince would always suggest, could it be this man who will win the royal rumble. laughable now that i think back on it but at the time, i really did think virgil had a chance in the royal rumble. after all, it is every man for himself. i was a dumb kid.
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