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Post by Paul Servo on May 14, 2006 9:50:46 GMT -5
Lemme tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, this new drink is made with 100 percent real Hulkamania in every can, brother. That's right dude, what it is, is I grind up the old torn t-shirts, to give all the Hulkamaniacs a taste of the Hulkster's boundless energy, dude. With just one can, brother, you can backstroke on dry land, and travel through time to kill 28,000 megaton Giants from France. But, the Hlulkster needs a favor, Mean Gene. If the Feds call and ask what's in it, the correct anser is, and you better write this down, oranges, brother. But can Hogan's tears cure cancer like Chuck Norris's can?
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Post by shemmy86 on May 14, 2006 10:11:02 GMT -5
But can Hogan's tears cure cancer like Chuck Norris's can?[/quote] No it does the reverse effect, lucky enough Chuck Norris is alive as our last line of defense.
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Post by mrobert21 on May 14, 2006 21:54:37 GMT -5
Question is.. will Marvel Comics sue over the name of the drink? You bet your booties they will. I do not think the famous entrtainment / selling meat out of a truck conglomerate of Eric "Gold Club" Bischoff and Jason Hervey Scurvey did not think this out too well. This crap is titled Hulk energy drink and not Hulk Hogan energy drink and does not have a real picture of Hogan on it. Hogan bought limited use of the Hulk name for wrestling and movie projects, I do not think Marvel will put up with this. Foley should sue too if he has the socko copy righted. If you do not know what socko is, it is the thing that joined about 20,000 condoms, several punk rock bands, and most of the WWF roster in going down Lita's throat. With Jimmy Hart having an energy drink too I am surprised Hogan has started one. I guess even outside of wrestling Hogan has to bury guys and steal their spots even if he claims to be their friend.
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on May 14, 2006 23:53:06 GMT -5
whats next headchesse energy drink Id be suprised if they dont do it
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Post by shemmy86 on May 15, 2006 0:05:44 GMT -5
Undercover camera at the development of Hogan's energy drink
Hogan: Now what am I going to do with all this raw sewage?
UPS Guy: Mr. Bolea here's your shipment of aluminum cans
Hogan: Let me tell you something brother, the last time some called me Mr. Bolea, I legdropped my 8th grade teacher through her desk
UPS guy: Whatever just sign for the package
Hogan: *grumbling while signing off* What am I going to do with all this crap, my fans will buy any crap I sell hell they'll lousy drinks off of me. *Proverbial light bulb goes off in mind* Honey tell the travel agent were going to Hawaii this year I just though up a new crappy energy drink that idiots would buy.
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Post by Paul Servo on May 15, 2006 6:51:27 GMT -5
. With Jimmy Hart having an energy drink too I am surprised Hogan has started one. Jimmy Hart is the last person that should be marketing an energy drink. Dude is waaaaaaaaaaay too hyper as it is. But you're all forgetting who should be marketing one. Jim Neidhart and Koko
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Post by mrobert21 on May 15, 2006 10:02:11 GMT -5
. With Jimmy Hart having an energy drink too I am surprised Hogan has started one. Jimmy Hart is the last person that should be marketing an energy drink. Dude is waaaaaaaaaaay too hyper as it is. But you're all forgetting who should be marketing one. Jim Neidhart and Koko Who, Jim Neidhart, Who. I could not resist. Of course Jimmy Hart should be marketing an energy drink. If it can make him that hyper it can work for anybody. Unlike Hogan who has less energy than a slug. All Hogan does is lounge around and bitch on Hogan Knows Best.
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kevinhardy
Dennis Stamp
Because I can become a better Champion than this person.
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Post by kevinhardy on Jun 9, 2006 18:01:29 GMT -5
drip up brother.
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Post by LoganB on Jun 9, 2006 19:16:07 GMT -5
1. Marvel should sue Hogan not only over the name but stealing the hideous oarnge monster bit from the Thing 2. Socko? What has Hogan been powered by all these yeas. 3 gueses and it rhymes with hemroids. 3. I'm buying some of this.
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Post by BrianTKessler on Jun 10, 2006 2:02:30 GMT -5
"Thats right brother, not only will it put in you in a hypoglycemic state dude, but brother, these six inch pythons can give you diabetes too!" Don't you mean hyperglycemic?
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Post by LoganB on Jul 18, 2006 19:04:18 GMT -5
Sorry to bump this up after a month but I just bought the Jimmy Heart drink. Like red bull mixed with celtzer or Ginger Ale.
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