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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 8, 2006 17:13:40 GMT -5
Hey RD, Check out this the latest in pure energy drinks ... marketed by everyone's favorite leg Drop master .... Thats right its Hulk Hogan's very own ....  HULK ENERGY but wait is that correct what it says on the can ... could it be each can of sugar in liquid form is held in the mandible claw? ... Yes it's true Hulk Energy is powered by Socko! mmmm .... tasty for more info on this .... go to ... www.bevnet.com/news/2006/05-05-2006-Socko_Hulk.asp |
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Post by tigermask on May 8, 2006 17:41:06 GMT -5
"Thats right brother, not only will it put in you in a hypoglycemic state dude, but brother, these six inch pythons can give you diabetes too!"
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The Masked Jobber
Mephisto
I am the Brady Boone to Midnight Rose's Billy Jack Haynes.
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Post by The Masked Jobber on May 8, 2006 18:30:05 GMT -5
Question is.. will Marvel Comics sue over the name of the drink?
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on May 8, 2006 18:38:25 GMT -5
Question is.. will Marvel Comics sue over the name of the drink? They cant. Hogan finally acquired all rights to the name Hulk Hogan a while ago. |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 8, 2006 19:18:58 GMT -5
I've seen a can of this stuff at a grocery store a week ago. You should see some of the side effects of this stuff...
- baldness
- orange skin
- refusing to put over co-workers
- massive ego increase
- constant and uncontrollable posing
- hearing Rick Derringer songs in your head nonstop
- poor acting skills
- inability to pass any urine tests within 2 weeks of consumption
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Post by Hypnotix on May 8, 2006 20:44:12 GMT -5
Marvel? I'd be more worried about Mick Foley suing for the use of the Socko name!
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Post by Paul Servo on May 9, 2006 6:17:55 GMT -5
I've seen a can of this stuff at a grocery store a week ago. You should see some of the side effects of this stuff... - hearing Rick Derringer songs in your head nonstop I've always had nightmares that the only song on the radio was "Rock&Roll Hootchie Coo" Speaking of "turine" the main ingrediant in all these new fangled energy drinks.... |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 9, 2006 20:45:49 GMT -5
Do you think we will see vending machines with Hulk on them?
"Exact Change Only Brother!"
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on May 10, 2006 6:29:24 GMT -5
Do you think we will see vending machines with Hulk on them? "Exact Change Only Brother!" I definitely see that happening. Plus, you can't put one of his machines in any store that sells Slim Jim. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 10, 2006 8:38:57 GMT -5
Do you think we will see vending machines with Hulk on them? "Exact Change Only Brother!" I definitely see that happening. Plus, you can't put one of his machines in any store that sells Slim Jim. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz If the machine will talk I'd use it. "What'cha gonna do, What'cha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild on you? For Using Canadian Quarters"? |
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PrimeTyme
Dennis Stamp
Be Good. Or Be Good At It
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Post by PrimeTyme on May 10, 2006 10:48:27 GMT -5
I said it once I'll say it again...If I get my hands on this I'm trying it.
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Post by Banned Member on May 10, 2006 13:13:19 GMT -5
I said it once I'll say it again...If I get my hands on this I'm trying it. What he said. |
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on May 10, 2006 20:17:22 GMT -5
A Mr. Socko energy drink would be cool. Of course it would be powered by Hogan.
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on May 10, 2006 20:26:00 GMT -5
Does anyone know what "socko" is?? Cocaine? Crystal meth?
-Kelly
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The Masked Jobber
Mephisto
I am the Brady Boone to Midnight Rose's Billy Jack Haynes.
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Post by The Masked Jobber on May 11, 2006 7:10:44 GMT -5
Does anyone know what "socko" is?? Cocaine? Crystal meth? -Kelly Apparently its a sock with face drawn on it. |
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kevinhardy
Dennis Stamp
Because I can become a better Champion than this person.
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Post by kevinhardy on May 12, 2006 21:44:31 GMT -5
whats next headchesse energy drink
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Post by jaywatts on May 13, 2006 17:32:53 GMT -5
Maybe I can try mixing up some of this with some eggs in my patented Hulk Hogan thunder mixer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by shemmy86 on May 14, 2006 0:02:37 GMT -5
All I have to write is this is a soon to be Someone Bought This posting.
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Post by Paul Servo on May 14, 2006 8:20:15 GMT -5
All I have to write is this is a soon to be Someone Bought This posting. Oh that goes without saying really. |
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Post by angryfan on May 14, 2006 8:48:46 GMT -5
Lemme tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, this new drink is made with 100 percent real Hulkamania in every can, brother. That's right dude, what it is, is I grind up the old torn t-shirts, to give all the Hulkamaniacs a taste of the Hulkster's boundless energy, dude. With just one can, brother, you can backstroke on dry land, and travel through time to kill 28,000 megaton Giants from France. But, the Hlulkster needs a favor, Mean Gene. If the Feds call and ask what's in it, the correct anser is, and you better write this down, oranges, brother.
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