Trust In PJ
Mike the Goon
The sign on the road say's we're going nowhere..
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Post by Trust In PJ on Jan 31, 2007 15:21:18 GMT -5
From Dave Meltzer... I swear.
A history of the life between the Undertaker and Kane.
Playing the portrayal of the Undetaker will be action hero Sylvester Stallone, and playing the monster Kane will be none other than wrestling legend Kevin Nash.
Paul Bearer will be played by Katie Lampkin, otherwise known as "tea lady" from the newest versions of the Texas Chainsaw Masacre movies. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483541/) This is on account of the lack of overweight actors in Hollywood other than Horatio Sans, and that guy from Boy Meets World that was in American History X.
The role of Katie Vick is currently being auditioned. Sources say that Katie Homles, and Jennifer Love Hewitt are contenders, but directors would like a fresh face.
Set in 1969, this movie tells the strange tale of the brotherhood of the Undertaker, and Kane, a fire that started a war, the parenthood of Paul Bearer, the insane altercation between Kane and Katie Vick, the Undetakers retirement from "Undertaking" and entering the world of professional wrestling, and the rise of Kane from burnt masked monster to... not burnt, not masked..monster.
Taking on directing will be the controversial Uwe Boll (Alone In The Dark, House of the Dead).
Finally we have the decisive version of wrestlings greatest story, since the version we know has been changed so many times. With great actors, and better direction!
And if you believed that.. yeeehaw. The sad thing is, someone from the creative team is reading this right now going "wow, good idea".
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kkliq
Trap-Jaw
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Post by kkliq on Jan 31, 2007 18:53:00 GMT -5
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hunkd
Mike the Goon
Sadly, more memorable than the friar gimmick
Posts: 30
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Post by hunkd on Jan 31, 2007 19:18:11 GMT -5
Maybe I'm behind the times, but I didn't think it was April Fool's Day.
Still, this would have fulfilled my never-imagined-before-this-day fantasy of a Kane vs. Super Shredder Nash fight. Alas, I can only dream...
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 2, 2007 4:43:50 GMT -5
My cats' breath smells like cat food.
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Feb 2, 2007 5:29:01 GMT -5
Nah, I'm rather looking forward to seeing WWE's "Tutsie" remake starring Vito...
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algertman
Hank Scorpio
Heroes Die. Legends Live Forever.
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Post by algertman on Feb 2, 2007 9:40:55 GMT -5
uh......NO!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 10:48:28 GMT -5
Did anyone else find it incredibly funny that Kevin Nash is playing Kane?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2007 18:26:02 GMT -5
My cats' breath smells like cat food. Miss Hoover? My frog tastes funny! |
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Post by gsguy on Feb 2, 2007 19:58:31 GMT -5
If this is true, then the world will end soon ;D
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 2, 2007 20:44:05 GMT -5
1- Generic Horror Starring.....Kane
2- Generic Actioner Starring.....Someone.
3- Journey Of Death
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Feb 2, 2007 22:35:16 GMT -5
From Dave Meltzer... I swear. A history of the life between the Undertaker and Kane. Playing the portrayal of the Undetaker will be action hero Sylvester Stallone, and playing the monster Kane will be none other than wrestling legend Kevin Nash. Paul Bearer will be played by Katie Lampkin, otherwise known as "tea lady" from the newest versions of the Texas Chainsaw Masacre movies. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483541/) This is on account of the lack of overweight actors in Hollywood other than Horatio Sans, and that guy from Boy Meets World that was in American History X. The role of Katie Vick is currently being auditioned. Sources say that Katie Homles, and Jennifer Love Hewitt are contenders, but directors would like a fresh face. Set in 1969, this movie tells the strange tale of the brotherhood of the Undertaker, and Kane, a fire that started a war, the parenthood of Paul Bearer, the insane altercation between Kane and Katie Vick, the Undetakers retirement from "Undertaking" and entering the world of professional wrestling, and the rise of Kane from burnt masked monster to... not burnt, not masked..monster. Taking on directing will be the controversial Uwe Boll (Alone In The Dark, House of the Dead). Finally we have the decisive version of wrestlings greatest story, since the version we know has been changed so many times. With great actors, and better direction! And if you believed that.. yeeehaw. The sad thing is, someone from the creative team is reading this right now going "wow, good idea". All I gotta say is... BLOOD FOR BLOOOOD!You rule for having that avatar. |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 22:36:58 GMT -5
Oh, c'mon people!!!! How is it that no one has noticed the irony of Kevin Nash playing Kane!!!!?
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Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
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Post by Shake A Leg on Feb 2, 2007 22:44:34 GMT -5
I think I kinda want to see this movie.
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Feb 2, 2007 22:46:35 GMT -5
that would be horrible, thank God it's fake
although Nash playing Kane=pure hilarity
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 22:48:29 GMT -5
that would be horrible, thank God it's fake although Nash playing Kane=pure hilarity Finally!!!! Someone else got it!!!! Also, I can see you sig; so you got bandwidth. |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 2, 2007 22:55:18 GMT -5
From Dave Meltzer... I swear. A history of the life between the Undertaker and Kane. Playing the portrayal of the Undetaker will be action hero Sylvester Stallone, and playing the monster Kane will be none other than wrestling legend Kevin Nash. Paul Bearer will be played by Katie Lampkin, otherwise known as "tea lady" from the newest versions of the Texas Chainsaw Masacre movies. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483541/) This is on account of the lack of overweight actors in Hollywood other than Horatio Sans, and that guy from Boy Meets World that was in American History X. The role of Katie Vick is currently being auditioned. Sources say that Katie Homles, and Jennifer Love Hewitt are contenders, but directors would like a fresh face. Set in 1969, this movie tells the strange tale of the brotherhood of the Undertaker, and Kane, a fire that started a war, the parenthood of Paul Bearer, the insane altercation between Kane and Katie Vick, the Undetakers retirement from "Undertaking" and entering the world of professional wrestling, and the rise of Kane from burnt masked monster to... not burnt, not masked..monster. Taking on directing will be the controversial Uwe Boll (Alone In The Dark, House of the Dead). Finally we have the decisive version of wrestlings greatest story, since the version we know has been changed so many times. With great actors, and better direction! And if you believed that.. yeeehaw. The sad thing is, someone from the creative team is reading this right now going "wow, good idea". A female Paul bearer? Um I have trouble picturing that. Is she going to say "WELL! WELL! WELL!" really surreal! At first when I say Katie I thought it said "Katie Vick"! At least that wasn't it that! Although with miscasting how about Phillip Seymour Hoffman play Katie Vick! |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 2, 2007 23:23:19 GMT -5
With Star Jones as Ahmed Johnson
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Feb 2, 2007 23:37:36 GMT -5
Well. Just Read Journey into darkness if you want that backstory
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Feb 3, 2007 1:24:16 GMT -5
I knew it was fake from the first sentence
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Post by carter 15 on Feb 3, 2007 21:07:34 GMT -5
that would be horrible, thank God it's fake although Nash playing Kane=pure hilarity Finally!!!! Someone else got it!!!! Also, I can see you sig; so you got bandwidth. It's really not that funny. |
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