Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 2, 2005 3:47:33 GMT -5
Eh? I thought Sellock suffocated the mustache with a pillow. Yeah, he did. I think the joke was, they thought that the moustache would recover, and Tom killed it. I couldn't stop laughing my ass off at that one... I can't wait to read this one. Sounds absolutley bizarre, right up there with Hogan wearing the toupee.
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Post by Paul Servo on Oct 2, 2005 10:26:36 GMT -5
Selleck did smother it, but it also died in his hand.
Back to topic, from the sound of it, this may be one of the best inductions ever because it has everything that makes wrestlecrap good, Hogan attempting to act, WTF concept, stupid catch phrase that ends it, and a floating eyeball.
The only thing that could make that better
A one-eyed midget
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 7, 2005 20:59:58 GMT -5
(in best james earl jones voice)RD! COME TO THE DARKSIDE! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Oct 8, 2005 1:01:35 GMT -5
If so, then why was Razor Ramon the bad guy in WWF/WCW when he didn't have the porn stache he had in AWA? I really don't know. I always tended to think that the mustache was a symbol of evil (look at Snidley Whiplash, Boris, or Catherine Harris). But this reminds me of a funny edition of Conan O'Brien. They did a sketch with Tom Selleck where he learned his mustache (which was previously sold on EBay) was in a car accident and died in his arms. This is wrestling related because the next guest was Big Show who upon walking on the stage gave Tom Selleck a sympathy hug. Funny stuff. Oh, yeah, I saw that one. Also on that show, Big told the tale of how he knocked out the one guy with a cookie, tickled Conan after he mispronounced "tickets", then handled some odd sex toys from that creepy sex lady on Oxygen, including a vibrating rubber ducky. Best Conan ever.
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