Post by Chainsaw on Oct 14, 2005 6:32:32 GMT -5
After finding the Triple-H Customized Talent Burial Ring, I thought I wasn't going to find anything that could put that ego-stroke to shame.
I just may have, though.
These are called Face Flippin' Fighters. They come in a variety of wrestler flavors, from Cena, to Batista, to good old Blockertaker over here. Squueze their legs, and their oddly placid visages suddenly morph into a twisted face of RAGE!!
Actually, their heads flip over and they have red, mad faces. It uses a technolgy pioneered by those damn Mighty Morphin Power Ranger figures. It wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't have blocky, oddly chiselled bodies. The best is Randy Orton's figure. Not only does it FLIP (get it?) from his lots of manure-eating moronic grinning mug, when it flips to his ANGRYYYYY!!! face, he has bandages on his head, as if to show he's been through such a war with the Taker, he has all of TWO CUTS AND A SUNBURN to show for it.
On top of it, one of the bandages make it look like that weird x-pattered vein cluster that some anime and manga characters get on their forhead in times of stress.
And this would have frightened me more if my mind wasn't so occupied that I had seen toys of Marvel Universe heroes using transforming armor.
We truly live in wonderful times.
So, is this Wrestlecrap?
I just may have, though.
These are called Face Flippin' Fighters. They come in a variety of wrestler flavors, from Cena, to Batista, to good old Blockertaker over here. Squueze their legs, and their oddly placid visages suddenly morph into a twisted face of RAGE!!
Actually, their heads flip over and they have red, mad faces. It uses a technolgy pioneered by those damn Mighty Morphin Power Ranger figures. It wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't have blocky, oddly chiselled bodies. The best is Randy Orton's figure. Not only does it FLIP (get it?) from his lots of manure-eating moronic grinning mug, when it flips to his ANGRYYYYY!!! face, he has bandages on his head, as if to show he's been through such a war with the Taker, he has all of TWO CUTS AND A SUNBURN to show for it.
On top of it, one of the bandages make it look like that weird x-pattered vein cluster that some anime and manga characters get on their forhead in times of stress.
And this would have frightened me more if my mind wasn't so occupied that I had seen toys of Marvel Universe heroes using transforming armor.
We truly live in wonderful times.
So, is this Wrestlecrap?
