JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Oct 12, 2006 15:16:29 GMT -5
You have to complain about something--it doesn't really matter what.
You have to use the word "overrated" to describe popular things that you dislike. You can't accept that they might actually be popular for a reason.
When something you like becomes mainstream, you have to to hate it. When describing it you must claim that the "old stuff was better."
Whenever something you like is replaced by something else, you must hate the replacement. You can't even give it a chance.
In every "Worst [blank] Ever" thread you must always list something that is popular, even though it probably wasn't the "worst ever."
You must hate at least one thing that "everybody" likes. This will make you feel like you have your own unique opinions (even though you probably don't).
If a large enough group of posters start to like or dislike something, you must side with them. If this group's views become unpopular, you should move on to the next group which holds the consensus view. You must then retroactively erase your past with the other group.
Anyone that creates a unique thread must be criticized.
You must look for your beliefs in everything (movies, TV shows, books, wrestling, ect) that you like.
You must be obsessed with things that you hate.
If you have a view that you want others to adopt, you must post this view in every thread. Whether it's related to the thread or not doesn't matter.
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Matt Rogers
King Koopa
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Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Oct 12, 2006 15:20:45 GMT -5
You must think Matt Rogers is sick for fancying girls his own age. Dude, I AM sick, she's like 14 months younger than me!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2006 15:29:19 GMT -5
You know the exact moment a thread is hopelessly sidetracked, and is thus safe to highjack by posting nonsense. =P
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Post by benoitsoverrated on Oct 12, 2006 15:37:59 GMT -5
You must have complained about other sn's I have had in order to get me banned.
You must get instantly offended by jokes... unless they are made by RD or the other guy... unless they are about dead people.
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Post by misterfabulous on Oct 12, 2006 15:39:35 GMT -5
you can´t read or hear the words "actually i really enjoyed the work of El Gigante/Giant Gonzales" without collapsing in manaiacal fits of laughter.
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Post by samachine on Oct 12, 2006 15:44:01 GMT -5
All big guys except Vader suck. No matter what you think, no matter how good of matches they've had. They suck.
CM Punk invented every move he uses
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Matt Rogers
King Koopa
member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson>
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Oct 12, 2006 15:45:04 GMT -5
CM Punk invented every move he uses Except the KENTA combo, the Pedigree, the Anaconda Vice, the guillotine choke, etc etc. And that's coming from a CM Punk fan. ;D
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Post by tibbo on Oct 12, 2006 17:25:46 GMT -5
You've seen "That match".......
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Haulk
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Post by Haulk on Oct 12, 2006 17:40:09 GMT -5
*Even though its a wrestleCRAP website you must only like 5 star matches, RVD, Kurt Angle and other wrestlers that are not crap.
*You must dislike Lita because she slept with 2 men in 30 years the first of whom refused to propose to her after 5 freaking years.
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Oct 12, 2006 17:45:55 GMT -5
If someone is presented as a loser in kayfabe, you have to assume that they're a loser in real-life.
If someone you like does questionable things outside of the ring, you have to defend and/or rationalize his actions. You cannot accept that someone who entertains you is a dick off-screen.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2006 17:50:11 GMT -5
It's completely acceptable to have a sig that is 20x larger than the content of your posts. =P
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Post by plushtar on Oct 12, 2006 18:50:32 GMT -5
*You must dislike Lita because she slept with 2 men in 30 years the first of whom refused to propose to her after 5 freaking years. I will amend this one. The Freebirds, Ric Flair, Rick Rude, and others are heroes for bedding hundreds of women throughout their careers.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Oct 12, 2006 19:34:39 GMT -5
*You must think Bobby Hennan is the greatest.
*You must hate Mark Madden.
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Post by Joe Laracuente WAS WRONG on Oct 12, 2006 19:57:59 GMT -5
You must Hail Snitsky
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Oct 12, 2006 21:38:18 GMT -5
You must make sarcastic comments in this thread or else you will be eaten by bigfoot.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2006 22:30:17 GMT -5
Whenever a certain event occurs(releases, injuries), no less than 5 threads are to be made about said event. ;D (I believe this rule applies to other forums as well)
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Post by oniloco on Oct 13, 2006 7:10:26 GMT -5
97) you must post youtube lnks to violent japanese lariets 98) you must repeat certain phrases ad nauseum... why? i dont know..... 99)you must love the original doink and hate all the others
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Oct 13, 2006 14:16:24 GMT -5
100.) Everyone loves Matt Hardy and you must be annoyed when he loses a match 101.) No matter how many times Triple H loses, he is greedy and holds everyone down. 102.) DX was never entertaining, and it is piped in laughter at the events. 103.) Everyone who watches cartoons other then Family Guy and The Simpsons after the age of 18 are losers. *looks down at sig*
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 13, 2006 14:22:47 GMT -5
-(insert popular wrestler here) was never a draw
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Oct 13, 2006 14:29:53 GMT -5
105.) Ric Flair was a greater draw then Hulk Hogan 106.) You do not speak ill of Ric Flair 107.) The greatest match of all time was the 1992 Royal Rumble 108.) JBL is the most undeserving champ of all time 109.) JBL and Hardcore Holly are gay.
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