Unwritten Rules Of The Wrestlecrap Forums

[-Lithium-]

1) You must like Jake The Snake.
2) You must like Vader.
3) You must like Miss Elizabeth.
4) You have to have seen the Lex Luger promo.
5) You must have seen Dennis Stamps segment in Beyond The Mat.

[Jiren]

6) You must think CM Punk is a God
7) John Cena is the Devil, you must hate him
8) When something bad happens blame Stephanie Macmahon
9) Kurt Angle can do no wrong

[teknoteam2000]

9. No one is tougher than Meng
10. You've seen the Iron Sheik shoots
11. You've seen the El Dandy promo
12. You've seen "It's still real to me damnit!"
13. You know Virgil is a wrestling superstar
14. You hate Kent Jones
15. You think Jeff Jarrett is ruining TNA
16. You must like Kenta Kobashi
17. You hate Vince Russo
18. You wish people would recognize someone like Flair other than Hogan due to his lack of wrestling ability
19. You've seen Sid break his leg
20. You object to Eddiesploitation
21. You complain about the direction of Smackdown
22. speaking of broken legs, you make Kevin Nash jokes
23. I'M BIZARRRRRRE!
24. You've made at least one reference to RVD's "hobbies"
25. Katie Vick is the worst angle
26. It wasn't Snitsky's fault

[hypnoticgenes]

Wait. There not unwriten anymore if you write them down.

[gimmieabreakbrain]

27. you have to over analyze EVERYTHING in pro wrestling and as soon as you see something you don't like ONCE or something that has not even had a debut yet you have to run to the computer and say it's Wrestlecrap.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

28. Lita has slept with every man on the face of the earth, except for you. You wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. She also has every STD known to man, and a few Lita-exclusives, like Super Herpes.

29. There is nothing in the world funnier than the same joke that's been made 784654151691 times before, usually about numbers four, five, 10, 11, 12, 13 or 23.

30. I'm a "rear canal" for saying both of those things.

31. You filter your language in real life.

[benoitsoverrated]

32.) you must talk down to anyone who even mentions "it's real to me dammit" because the guy posts on here, despite the fact that it is always very funny to watch a man cry.
(sorry It's real to me dammit. but from what I hear you have a bit of a sense of humer about it.)

[Erik Majorwitz]

hypnoticgenes said:

Wait. There not unwriten anymore if you write them down.

Eghads!

[FHgrad99]

33. Boo Berry is the official cereal of the Wrestlecrap forums.

[Matt Rogers]

benoitsoverrated said:

32.) you must talk down to anyone who even mentions "it's real to me dammit" because the guy posts on here, despite the fact that it is always very funny to watch a man cry.
(sorry It's real to me dammit. but from what I hear you have a bit of a sense of humer about it.)

Actually, that's a written board rule. Since he's a member, it'd be flaming.

[plushtar]

- You must crap on the X-Division since you hate flippity-floppy matches.
- You must hate Randy Orton and accuse him of shitting in your bags, because he uses ground based moves.
- YouTube is the source of all wrestling

[benoitsoverrated]

34. you must police the boards as if you are a moderator and try to protect others on the board because you are the only one capable and they cannot speak for themselves.

[Cactus Jack]

cropsy13 said:

7) John Cena is the Devil, you must hate him

There's a hell of a lot more Cena hate in other forums, this one's pretty lenient.

[plushtar]

You will respect ROH.

[wrath]

Thou must accuse every girl of being a "Starwang"

[Deleted]

It is physically impossible for you to see a camel clutch at any live event without yelling "MAKE HIM HUMBLE!"

[rko]

X pac sux

[4real]

You must think Matt Rogers is sick for fancying girls his own age.

[Ace Diamond]

You must have a 90% error rate when trying to spell "Ted DiBiase"

[Deleted]

You must know the meaning of Destrucity. You don't need to understand it though, I don't think anyone does... even Warrior himself.