Malcolm
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 9, 2010 1:38:39 GMT -5
What kind of person would you think it would be?
I'd think it'd be an obnoxious, pompous, hetero-sexual, white, frat male who would go around spewing racial slurs and memes thinking he's funny, makes fun of you behind your back, and signs everything without using his real name because he wants to be anonymous without sufferring reprecussions.
I'd want to kick his ass.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 9, 2010 1:51:35 GMT -5
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 9, 2010 1:58:53 GMT -5
The most bipolar, pornography addicted person to ever walk the earth.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 9, 2010 2:02:14 GMT -5
He'd be in prison.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 9, 2010 2:03:09 GMT -5
For all kinds of rape, I'd suspect. |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 9, 2010 2:09:35 GMT -5
He'd be the world's biggest pervert, and half of us would get our asses kicked for abusing the **** out of him. >_>;
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 9, 2010 2:09:09 GMT -5
For all kinds of rape, I'd suspect. And for possession of child pornography... and for bestiality pornography... and for death threats... and conspiracy... and... |
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NerdyGerdy
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El Hombre Enmascarado
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Aug 9, 2010 2:36:57 GMT -5
Jabba the Hutt.
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Post by Loud $ound Ziggy, or The $hady on Aug 9, 2010 2:38:23 GMT -5
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Post by Orange on Aug 9, 2010 2:42:39 GMT -5
He'd be a grimy fellow, who could make you laugh with some jokes, but his persistent ways with the jokes could get old really fast. You wouldn't necessarily want to be his friend, but with all his access to infinite information, porn, music, etc. it's hard to stay away. And with all his viruses chances are he's probably sick all the time *rimshot* ;D
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 9, 2010 2:48:35 GMT -5
He'd be a grimy fellow, who could make you laugh with some jokes, but his persistent ways with the jokes could get old really fast. You wouldn't necessarily want to be his friend, but with all his access to infinite information, porn, music, etc. it's hard to stay away. And with all his viruses chances are he's probably sick all the time *rimshot* ;D He'd probably also be EXTREMELY self-loathing and repeatedly ruin his own life. Just, like, random mental breakdowns where he makes fun of himself and then gets offended, dragging everyone around him into it, until he gets bored for a while and just stops... right up until he does something else that draws out his self-loathing again... |
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Post by Orange on Aug 9, 2010 2:56:52 GMT -5
He'd be a grimy fellow, who could make you laugh with some jokes, but his persistent ways with the jokes could get old really fast. You wouldn't necessarily want to be his friend, but with all his access to infinite information, porn, music, etc. it's hard to stay away. And with all his viruses chances are he's probably sick all the time *rimshot* ;D He'd probably also be EXTREMELY self-loathing and repeatedly ruin his own life. Just, like, random mental breakdowns where he makes fun of himself and then gets offended, dragging everyone around him into it, until he gets bored for a while and just stops... right up until he does something else that draws out his self-loathing again... This is true. Now that I think about it the Internet would be a fascinating, funny, scary, and creepy person to hang around. |
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Aug 9, 2010 3:06:47 GMT -5
Like a drug dealer. Shady and immoral, but cool and a badass all at the same time.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2010 3:40:44 GMT -5
For all kinds of rape, I'd suspect. And for possession of child pornography... and for bestiality pornography... and for death threats... and conspiracy... and... I love your sig. My personal take? He'd be institutionalized, usually mumbling things about porn and amusing cats before occasionally stopping to scream about health care and Transformers. |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by default on Aug 9, 2010 5:46:20 GMT -5
For all kinds of rape, I'd suspect. And for possession of child pornography... and for bestiality pornography... and for death threats... and conspiracy... and... training to be a UFC fighter. |
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Post by Red Impact on Aug 9, 2010 9:09:10 GMT -5
I disagree with all of you. I think he'd be a smart individual, maybe not a good conversationalist, but very intelligent, with a top hat and a monocle.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Aug 9, 2010 9:16:18 GMT -5
I think he'd be a male enhancement salesman.
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OzzyMandez
Mephisto
Layla's Legion Representin'
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Post by OzzyMandez on Aug 9, 2010 9:21:38 GMT -5
Like a scary hobo: crawling with a load of viruses and obscure jokes that only he gets.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 9, 2010 9:23:47 GMT -5
He'd have tentacles.
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Demented
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Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Aug 9, 2010 9:25:17 GMT -5
And a pancake on his head. Also, he would be a trap.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
