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Post by rrm15 on May 20, 2010 22:51:54 GMT -5
1) Duct tape him to a chair and start playing The Marine on DVD on the Titantron.
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Zen411
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Post by Zen411 on May 20, 2010 22:54:09 GMT -5
Steal the lead role for Killing Karma.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on May 20, 2010 22:54:15 GMT -5
Threaten to tell him the ending of Lost if he doesn't.
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Post by rrm15 on May 20, 2010 22:56:02 GMT -5
4) Batista realizes the Lost series finale is on and quits so he can go watch it.
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Post by poontangler on May 20, 2010 22:56:34 GMT -5
5) Four words:
REPEATED FINGERPOKES OF DOOM!
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Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 20, 2010 23:14:50 GMT -5
6) Make him listen to his lame ass cd
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Post by aress on May 20, 2010 23:28:08 GMT -5
7) He'll tie Batista up and threaten to shave his hair to Tyson Kidd's head pubes look.
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barley96
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This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on May 20, 2010 23:30:01 GMT -5
8) Force Batista to watch John Cena's matches and promos. I keep screaming into the tv that I quit.
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 20, 2010 23:32:59 GMT -5
9. Mention that he had a word with the basketballs and found out that they do, in fact, hold grudges, and he's got them waiting under the ring.
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Post by aress on May 20, 2010 23:37:08 GMT -5
10. Sing the best of Pete Best in acapella.
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Post by rrm15 on May 20, 2010 23:48:26 GMT -5
11) Start throwing basketballs at him.
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Post by aress on May 20, 2010 23:50:42 GMT -5
12. Give him a wet willy.
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barley96
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This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on May 21, 2010 0:02:11 GMT -5
13. John Cena bribing a WWE Diva to go out with Batista if he says I quit.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2010 0:08:12 GMT -5
14. Cena points out how overplayed Batista jokes are, and Dave decides to leave to make them stop.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on May 21, 2010 0:13:12 GMT -5
15. Cena will start methodically duct-taping his fists...
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Post by poontangler on May 21, 2010 0:18:33 GMT -5
16) Cena offers Batista a lifetime supply of Gillette razor blades.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 21, 2010 0:37:57 GMT -5
17. Heidenrape
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 21, 2010 0:39:22 GMT -5
18: 4 words: Laser Tattoo Removal Device.
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Post by Jason on May 21, 2010 0:41:51 GMT -5
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barley96
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Post by barley96 on May 21, 2010 0:41:54 GMT -5
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