What if Russo Booked the Bryan/Cole feud?

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

How will be the reaction here?

The smarks will claim that this is an stupid feud because russo only creates feuds that only 5 people in the crowd and the IWC understand?

Or will be awesome because Bryan will use even more insider terms and remembering us all the time that this is actually a shoot, while matthews bash bryan for breaking character?

[Magician under the moonlight]

If Russo did book the feud, Bryan and Cole would be best friends the following week.

[Tapout]

May 21, 2010 16:22:05 GMT -5 Magician under the moonlight said:

If Russo did book the feud, Bryan and Cole would be best friends the following week.

They would swerve-ingly drag Lawler out from behind the announce table, stomp him for a bit, then swerve-ingly hug each other and grin at the camera.

[seamonsters]

If Russo booked it, Bryan would have replaced Bret in the US title match, only to drop the strap to Michael Cole on NXT.

[WWE Trademarked My Name]

Michael Cole would reveal he is Bryan's father and wanted him to take up announcing but Bryan went a different route and became an in-ring performer causing a rift between the two.

[hassanchop]

Bryan would reveal that he and Miz are on the same page, and he helps The Miz and Jericho win matches, and he announces the matches and introduces them, and call their opponents, "aw who cares who they are!" And he insults Cole all the time.

[Deleted]

Danielson and Cole would be caught on camera plotting their next encounter, while secretly being filmed by one of the Dudebusters, the next week the "shocking" hidden camera footage will be shown by the Dudebusters, before they show the footage one of the Busters will tell everyone that he has a confession he accidentally taped over most of the video with a Cinemax flick, they play it anyways and it's really been taped over with an episode of American Dad, they still catch the very end which features Danielson beating up Cole. Next week it's revealed that Cole, Danielson, and the Dudebusters have formed an alliance known as the Brian Busters, Cole then directs the DBs to attack Danielson during their first promo. Cole then returns to commentary as if nothing happened.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

It would be revealed one week that Michael Cole was Daniel Bryan's brotherfather, and Miz's third cousin, twice removed, while the next week, it would turn out that Bryan was just Miz in disguise hoping to humiliate Cole.

[Raja Lion]

AmDrag would hire the Bella twins to go sit at ringside and do stripteases and the likes for Cole while he's commentating trying to throw him off his game. There would be vignettes where he is trying to get the Bellas to do this, but at the next PPV, Cole comes out as "The New Godfather" and the Bellas, as well as Jillian and Lillian are part of his entourage. They all join "Pimpdaddy Cole" on commentary.

This enrages AmDrag so he hires Mark Henry to go after Cole, but then Henry becomes enamored with Jillian and joins Cole's new stable. Cole starts wearing flourescent suits and carry a cup like Don Magic Juan and he starts calling King "homeslice".

Finally AmDrag challenges Pimpdaddy Cole to a Bella On a Pole match, where the winner gets the moniker of "New Godfather". Cole wins with the fingerpoke of doom, when its revealed that Danielson is actually Cole's son via a promo interupttion of their match by none other than Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, who turns out to be the father of the Bellas. The Hammer comes down to the ring and beats Cole within an inch of his life, but AmDrag slaps on Cattle Mutilation to save the day.

The next night on Raw, Cole reveals it was all a ruse to get out of the match and then Mark Henry comes out and announces that Jillian is pregnant. She gives birth to a leg lamp like in "A Christmas Story". AmDrag gets traded to Smackdown that same night and the feud ends suddenly.

[imbordisux]

Bryan would impregnate Cole.

[derangedhermit]

May 21, 2010 18:49:04 GMT -5 imbordisux said:

Bryan would impregnate Cole.

And give birth to Vance Archer

[barley96]

Bryan and Cole would have a laptop on a pole match. Cole will win and then they become best friends, and then it is revealed that Bryan is really a girl and he is pregnant with Cole's baby, and they give birth to twin hands.

[metylerca]

Brian and Cole would have a match on RAW, without any promotion. Cole would win with a lungblower and Danielson won't be seen again for a little while.

4 months later, Danielson will return as a mystery partner for... let's say Yoshi Tatsu, Christian, and Kofi Kingston. During this match, Michael Cole will be on commentary and will be playing up Brian Danielson as if nothing had ever happened between the two.

[lildude8218]

they'd be the same person

[The Tim Duncan Experience]

No no no Russo would have them two in a match at Over the Limit. Then all of a sudden Hulk Hogan in street clothes comes down to the ring and whispers in both their ears. After a couple of seconds, Hulk lays down in the middle of the ring. Both Michael and Bryan then pin Hulk Hogan......NEW WWE CO-CHAMPS!!!! And no one will even know why it became a title match muahahaha

[Jason]

Cole and Daniel Bryan would swerve us by turning on Josh Mathews (get your mind out of the gutter, sickos!). Then the next week, it will be announced that Daniel Bryan is the winner of NXT.



Despite being eliminated 2 weeks prior.

[crash1984]

I have been wanting to write something like this for a while and wanted a good excuse. This seems like the time to do so

Tuesday's incident happens as it did. The next week on NXT Bryan again tries to attack Cole and drags him to the ring. Cole is on his knees. Bryan swings at Cole but stops and looks down at Cole almost smiling then he gets a look of confusion on his face and the above scenario happens again. Cole stands up and gets a microphone and says

"So what do you want me to do piss my pants like I am supposed to? Well it is not going to happen. I have been with the WWE for years and the whole time I have been treated like crap just like every other announcer they have had. I have been chased by a guy with a chainsaw, been puked on, been abducted and raped, and humiliated on a weekly basis.

If that is not bad enough each Monday I have to come out here and am yelled at through my headphones non-stop for two hours to say things that are complete crap. I can't talk about the ones I like, because Vince only wants me to put the babyfaces over.

I remember one time I had to say I loved The View. Seriously think about that, a grown man saying he loves watching The View. As soon as I get home that night my wife is even questioning my sexuality.

Tazz, Foley, Coach, all were continuously humiliated and yelled at and now they are gone. Even Jim Ross who is the best announcer WWE ever had was the one person who was humiliated more than I was. I bet everytime an announcer is humiliated on TV Vince acts like a lovestruck teenage girl who was just talked to by her crush.

Well Honestly I don't care anymore. I am going to put over who I like on commentary starting now and the ones I do not like you will know about it. Striker, Grisham, and King if you all want to sit there and be verbally abused for two hours on a weekly basis go right ahead. If you want to be humiliated go right ahead. To anyone watching who has been offered an announcing contract my advice to you is to run, run as far away as you can. And Vince if you want to fire me here I am. I am standing right here in this ring. In fact I hope you do because as soon as my 90 is up I am going to be on the first plane to Orlando."

The next Monday on Raw Cena comes out to open Raw. Lawler is putting over Cena and talking about how the WWE Universe is cheering for him. Cole says "Yeah the audience is cheering for him because they have been brainwashed and he has been shoved down their throats for so long. The only reason WWE kisses his butt weekly is because he sells a lot of merchandise. Too Bad he doesn't sell anything else By the way fans, and I am not going to call you WWE Universe because I think it is a stupid term. Don't bring anti-Cena signs to WWE events. Security will take them away. The only signs that get taken away faster are those with Chris Benoit on it. Oh and since Vince loves to hear it Vintage, Vintage, VINTAGE"

Later on Maryse comes out for a match against Michelle McCool. Cole says: "Yippee Maryse vs. Katie Vick. This I think we can call this an albino leopard match because I am predicting a lot of missing spots. This is going to be about as fun as a dose of crabs. I tell you what I am going to do since Vince loves it so much. This entire match I am going to do my fake laughter because this is going to be hilariously bad unlike Hornswoggle vs. Chavo which was just bad."

While Cole is fake laughing he says " I tell you what Vince why don't you trade places with me. Come up here and I will go back there and yell at you through your headphones."

After the match Cole says "And fans you may want to have your remote handy because after this commercial is tonight's guest host."

A little while later
King:In stores tomorrow is the new Triple H DVD called I am the Game which contains nine hours of Triple H matches
Cole:Also in stores tomorrow is the new WWE DVD called Buried Alive match
King:I never heard of that one What is on that DVD?
Cole:The same thing that is on I am the Game.

Part 2 will come later

[jamielowndes {N}]

Russo books Bryan/Cole???


2 words: Gay Wedding. Followed by a swerve the next week in which Bryan only married Cole to get the pull required backstage.


The climax is an announce table on a pole match.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Cena Wins.