Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 6, 2010 21:21:08 GMT -5
*bicycle kicks Richlen. 1! 2! 3!*
"I have now retained my 'Crap Hardcore Championship once. WHO'S NEXT?"
*gets back into the truck and drives off*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 21:23:42 GMT -5
GDR grabs onto the back of the truck as BB drives away, then somehow Spidermans it to the passenger door, opens it, and knocks BB out with one punch before bringing the truck to a safe stop, shoving BB out of the truck, and covering!!!!
1 2 3!!!!!
3 TIME CHAMP!!!!
*runs to hotel*
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Nov 6, 2010 21:34:50 GMT -5
OB has disguised himself as the courier, he steals GDR's bags (and Lita photos) and legs out into the night totally forgetting about the Hardcore title.
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Post by Marvelis on Nov 6, 2010 21:37:30 GMT -5
Sharp runs into the hotel room with a sledgehammer, running past a mysterious man, and HITS GDR IN THE STOMACH. Then she gives you a suplex.
BUT THEN you stand up. Not for long though, because I just gave you a Jumping Cutter. After those series of events, I cover you.
1... 2.... 3. I IS THE CHAMPION.
*runs inside Chris Jericho's house*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 21:38:11 GMT -5
GDR catches up to OB91 and retrieves both bags and photos before nailing an Emerald Fusion right in the middle of the parking lot.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 6, 2010 21:42:06 GMT -5
*rolls up Sharpshooter.*
"Hey, uh...this is awkward..."
*3!*
"Oh, uh...crap."
*BB stands up and looks around before handing over the Hardcore Title.*
"Have it back, I don't want to deal with Richlen. Have fun!"
*BB runs off, having artificially inflated his title reigns enough.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 21:43:57 GMT -5
GDR double chokeslams Sharp and BB and covers both!!!!
1 2 3!!!!
4 TIME!!!!!
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 6, 2010 21:47:18 GMT -5
*rolls through into a SHARPSHOOTER! Richlen taps!*
"Three-time "The Crap" champion. Word life!"
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 21:52:43 GMT -5
*Brainbustah goes into a long rap*
*jams flaming kendo stick down Brainbustah's throat and goes for the cover*
1...2...3!
Two time 'Crap hardcore champion, baby!
*hulks up and bodyslams Brainbustah, brother*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 21:54:54 GMT -5
Lita then sets a table on fire, allowing GDR to nail the Final Judgment through it on Showstopper!!!! Cover!!!!
1 2 3!!!!
5 TIME 5 TIME 5 TIME 5 TIME 5 TIME CRAP HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!
*does a Rickyroonie*
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 22:02:01 GMT -5
*Showstopper is carried from the arena, lifeless, in a stretcher, bloody...*
*The next day, Gus Richlen is cutting a huge heel promo WHEN A MASKED FAN JUMPS THE RAIL AND ROLLS HIM UP!*
1...2...3!
here is your winner, and your new Hardcore Champion...say, what's your name?
"call me..*removes mask*.... Showstopper"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 22:04:25 GMT -5
Shelly Martinez then shows up with a vuvzela orchestra, which she conducts in a rousingly BAD rendition of kurt angle's wwe theme. in agony, Showstopper relinquishes the belt to GDR!!!
6 TIME
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 22:08:40 GMT -5
OW GOD! MY EARS!
*starts playing tug of war over the vuvuzela with Shelly*
*Shelly's hands lip and I accidentally stab Gus Richlen in the eye*
COVER! 1......2.....3!
I have as much 'Crap hardcore titles now as ...uh...well I'm still at least a four time champion!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 22:20:06 GMT -5
GDR pulls the vuvuzela out of eye and breaks it across Showstopper's shoulders! Showstopper collapses, allowing GDR to cover!!!!
1 2 3!!!!!
7 TIME
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 22:23:55 GMT -5
*hulks up*
*points*
*punches Gus Richlen twice*
*boots him in the head*
*legdrops Gus Richlen*
1.....2.....3
FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME 'CRAP HARDCORE CHAMPION.
*spinaroonies*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 22:27:00 GMT -5
GDR pulls the switch and nails the Lights Out TKO on Showstopper!!!! Cover!!!!
1 2 3!!!!!
8 TIME
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 22:31:38 GMT -5
Ugh...I'm taking a break...
*goes kayaking on a river and catches a fish*
Well, I'm back from my break! And I brought a huge fish...
*smacks Gus Richlen with the fish, and the promptly piledrives him onto the kayak*
1.......2......3!
Six time 'Crap hardcore champion! I've got as many hardcore titles as Stone Cold had world titles!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 22:42:04 GMT -5
GDR eats fish, spit out bones, then hits Showstopper with one of the oars!!!! Cover!!!!
1 2 3!!!!
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Nov 6, 2010 22:44:12 GMT -5
*Judo Chops GDR*
1. 2. 3!
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 22:47:47 GMT -5
*pushes Demented off of the S.S. Anne*
1........2........3!
Lucky number Seven
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