Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Nov 2, 2010 22:15:41 GMT -5
Remember this game, lets BEGIN! Win the hardcore title from the above poster.
Kendo bloodies Masked Man (SvR 2009) with a original model Playstation 2 Pin 1...2...3
Kendo is the new hardcore champion...Masked Man attacks Kendo afterwards...Kendo dumps the broadcast table on masked man...Highjacks the Hurri-Cycle...Drives to the SmackDown! Hotel
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 2, 2010 22:36:31 GMT -5
However, The Rock denies him entrance to the Smackdown Hotel.
Dejected, Kendo wanders the streets, looking for a place to rest after winning the title. As he sees a local Days Inn, he checks in, getting his room key. He enters, only to find Straight Rudo holding a sledgehammer, grinning.
"Best $200 ever spent"
Before Kendo can react, Rudo drives the sledgehammer into his gut before hitting the dreaded Fingerpoke of DOOM! (tm). Cover!
1...2....3!
Winner: Straight Rudo
Rudo wanders into the desert.... because he's an idiot.
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Post by Bake Or Die on Nov 3, 2010 6:17:10 GMT -5
I stole your girlfriend I might as well steal your belt to.
*Smacks Wallace in the head with an extra bass guitar*
1...2...3
*Todd Ingram is your brand new Hardcore champion!*
Time for me to get funky & play a killer bass solo to celebrate.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
Posts: 5,600
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 3, 2010 8:07:22 GMT -5
"Did someone say...HARDCORE?!"
*Ingram is blindsided in the middle of his bass solo by a guitar smashing him over the head. The camera pans over to show Brainbustaaah! standing there with a smirk on his face. He casually clamps on a chinlock, and the ref raises Ingram's hand. One! ...drop. Two! ...drop. Three! And he's out! BB takes the belt, slinging it over his shoulder.*
"Better luck next time, jabroni."
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Post by lionhart on Nov 3, 2010 17:21:57 GMT -5
*I Jump and Kick Brainbustah
pins him
Runs Away
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 3, 2010 18:44:58 GMT -5
*Lionhart runs into........REESE in a Reese's Peanut Cup costume! Reese chokeslams Lionhart, as Sick Boy and Kidman jump on him. Riggs and Hammer smack Lionhart's legs with steel pipes. Horace pounds him with a stop sign, as Saturn locks him in the Rings Of Saturn! Lionhart screams in pain, as two men sit in a dark corner. One of them is Raven, who DDT's Lionhart into the ground. The other man in the corner claps, as he sits up to reveal.......LODIRULZ! The Flock jumps on top of Lionhart, as lodirulz sits on top.*
1............ 2............ 3!
NEW 24/7 WrestleCrap Hardcore Champions: The Flock + Lodirulz!
*The Flock lies in the corners with 1/10th of the belt for each, as Lodirulz has a field day, running all around, jumping up and down.*
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Post by lionhart on Nov 3, 2010 19:35:18 GMT -5
*LionHart Waits for lodi to walk through the door and slams the door in Lodis face pins him and drives off into the night
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 3, 2010 19:44:02 GMT -5
*shows lionhart a picture of Nicole Bass*
lionhart is shocked and horrified at the picture! but wait a minute!Showstopper rolls up a shocked lionhart!
"1....2....3!"
Here is your winner, and NEWWWW Harcore Champion..SHOWSTOPPER!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,509
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 3, 2010 22:34:34 GMT -5
GDR smashes a guitar over showstopper's head! cover!!!!
1 2 3!!!!!
FIRST TIME AS NEWCRAP CHAMPION, 50-SOMETHING ODD TIME OVERALL!!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 4, 2010 1:46:50 GMT -5
ZA WARUDO!
A Steamroller Crashes on GDR Allowing Dread Pirate Mulligan to sneak in a pin.
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Nov 4, 2010 21:51:13 GMT -5
Dread Pirate Mulligan goes onto his ship, where he is mercilessly beaten up by tugboat, paul birchill,Jean-Pierre Lafite, the horrible pirate gimmicks tie him to an anchor and throw him into the water, kendo saves Dread Pirate Mulligan only so he can strike him with a vicious Ultimo Dragon style ddt into a dragon sleeper, *No Mercy submit sound clip*
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Post by lionhart on Nov 5, 2010 11:26:33 GMT -5
*Lion Hart swings on a rope and kicks Kendo and pins him for the 123
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 5, 2010 17:42:19 GMT -5
*runs over lionhart with a milk truck*
1....2.....3!
Here is your winner, and NEWWW Hardcore Champion...Showstopper!
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
Posts: 5,600
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 5, 2010 18:41:50 GMT -5
*Brainbustaaah! walks up and punts Showstopper in the balls. He walks away. No title change.*
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Nov 6, 2010 13:28:53 GMT -5
OB walks up and pins Showstopper.
1 2 3
New Champion OB then DDTs Brainbustaaah! into a dumpster.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
Posts: 5,600
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 6, 2010 20:38:34 GMT -5
*no-sells. Stands up and delivers a big enzuigiri to OB91! Cover!*
1! 2! 3!
*takes the belt, doing a little dance on OB, and flees*
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 6, 2010 20:49:34 GMT -5
*ambushes Brainbustah with a cement mixer and covers him in wet cement*
EXCUSE ME!!!
Well the WrestleCrap title seems to be encased in concrete! I'm making the executive decision to retire the belt with Brainbustah as it's last official champion (I'm sure he'll appreciate the honor should he ever get out).
And since we now need a NEW HC title I'd like to unveil (and award myself with), THE 'CRAP HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
*shows everyone an exact replica of the old belt but with duct tape over the word "wrestle"*
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
Posts: 5,600
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 6, 2010 20:53:12 GMT -5
*lights go out, gong sounds. The lights come back on and Brainbustaaah! is standing behind Pig in his Kane outfit, eyes narrowed. When Pig turns around, he gets goozled and CHOKESLAM~! BB folds Pig's arms across his chest for the pin! 1! 2! 3!*
"Rest...in...peeeeeace...wait, wrong brother...burn...in...heeeeeell..."
*walks off with the belt*
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 6, 2010 20:57:45 GMT -5
*hits Pig with a Kendo stick that is on fire*
COVER!1....2...3!
*is about to celebrate title win when I realize that Brainbustah has escaped from the concrete and hijacked my mike truck*
HEY! YOU RUFFIAN! COME HERE SO I CAN CANE YOU!
*chases after milk truck*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,509
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 21:18:02 GMT -5
GDR nails Showstopper with a Exile On Pain Street flipping sitout crucifix brainbuster!!! cover!!!
1 2 3!!!!!
NEW CHAMPEEN!!!!
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