lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 23, 2010 21:34:42 GMT -5
*Santa Richlen bolts for the nearest grocery store, and stops to put a dollar in the donation Santa bin. But as Richlen leaned in, Santa hits Richlen with his toy sack! Santa takes something out of his bag, revealing a dented cookie sheet. Santa uses it right on the head of Richlen, breaking it in half! Santa covers....*
1....... 2....... Thr- OH! OH! OH! OH!
* A fist pumping Robbie E walks into the scene, tripping on a nearby banana peel. He falls on top of Richlen!*
ee!
NEW? 24/7 "The Crap" HARDCORE CHAMPION: SANTA CLAUS?/Robbie E?
Let go of the belt, jolly old man. It's mine!
HO HO HO! I'll make you a deal, Robbie! We both hold onto this title, and I'll hook you up with a "Knockout" member of my helpers! HO! HO! HO!
..... Mkay.
THE BELTS SPLITS IN TWO!
NEW CO-24/7 "The Crap" HARDCORE CHAMPIONS: SANTA CLAUS AND ROBBIE E!
*Santa gets on his sleigh and flies off, Robbie deciding to fist pump in celebration.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 23, 2010 21:38:55 GMT -5
Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip to pull down the sleigh as GDR Big Boots Robbie E. Santa's beard is pulled off to reveal.... VINCE RUSSO!!! GDR inexplicably double chokeslams the cochamps!!!
1 2 3!!!!
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Post by canceled4truth on Dec 23, 2010 21:53:59 GMT -5
*SAVE_US promptly runs over Richlen with several reindeer*
1 2..oh, you guys want to do it?
*7 of santa's elves run in and simultaneously cover Richlen*
1 2 3!
WINNERS, AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.. SANTA'S ELVES!
What, who said elves couldn't get christmas presents?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 23, 2010 21:55:48 GMT -5
snorlax hyper beams the elves several miles.
no title change.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by r. on Dec 25, 2010 12:35:09 GMT -5
*SAVE_US promptly runs over Richlen with several reindeer* 1 2..oh, you guys want to do it? *7 of santa's elves run in and simultaneously cover Richlen* 1 2 3! WINNERS, AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.. SANTA'S ELVES! What, who said elves couldn't get christmas presents? Knowing there price Ringmaster pays off the elves and re unfies the belts as he heads to hide out in deep space.
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r.
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Post by r. on Jan 2, 2011 15:59:46 GMT -5
That's right I was the last hardcore champion of 2010!
7 day champion!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 2, 2011 16:04:18 GMT -5
And I'm the first of 2011.
Jono clubs Ringmaster in the head with a brick.
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NEW CHAMP!!!!!
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 2, 2011 16:07:08 GMT -5
*LodiRulz smacks Jon with a sock stuffed with meat. Lodi covers....*
1....... 2....... 3!
NEW 24/7 "The Crap" HARDCORE CHAMPION: LODIRULZ!
*Lodi gathers up The Nation Of Domination, who beats up anybody who even walks near Lodi. Lodi walks with his crew to Las Vegas to hide*
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 2, 2011 16:10:20 GMT -5
*Rolls up Lodi* 1 2 3
And I offically forfit this title, meaning that I never lost it MUAH HA HA HA HA
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 2, 2011 16:12:27 GMT -5
Jono claims the forfeited title.
NEW CHAMP!!!!
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 2, 2011 17:10:29 GMT -5
*Roll up* 1 2 3
HA, I TRICKED YOU. WITH MY TRICKY WAYS, HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 2, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5
You guys are all insane.
*Brings out guitar*
What? Oh this? No, I'm not gonna smash it over someone's head.
*Plays guitar and goes back in corner to wait the madness unfold.*
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 2, 2011 17:42:13 GMT -5
Here Mikey, here's $3000. Make sure no one touches me or my belt
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 2, 2011 17:45:08 GMT -5
Here Mikey, here's $3000. Make sure no one touches me or my belt I'm English, you swine! *Goes to break guitar over Square's head but it falls apart in hands.* No hard feelings?
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 2, 2011 18:18:39 GMT -5
Here Mikey, here's $3000. Make sure no one touches me or my belt I'm English, you swine! *Goes to break guitar over Square's head but it falls apart in hands.* No hard feelings? I'm English too!
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 2, 2011 21:00:11 GMT -5
*Pays Bill Cosby $3001 to throw mikeyp into a pool filled with Jello. Picks up bits of guitar and breaks them over Square. Lodi covers...*
1...... 2...... 3!
NEW 24/7 "The Crap" HARDCORE CHAMPION: LODIRULZ!
*Sprints to a maximum security prison, smacks a cop, and gets dragged away with control of the belt.*
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jan 3, 2011 9:14:47 GMT -5
Dresses up as the big bossman and infiltrates the prision to hit lodi with a loded shiv
1 2 3!
NEW CHAMPION! *Exits prison leaving lodi to the mercy of the angry inmates.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 3, 2011 13:30:22 GMT -5
GDR chokslams Ringmaster!!!!
1 2 3!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 3, 2011 13:32:35 GMT -5
*Picks off bits of jello and bumps into Richlen.*
Oh hey man, how's it going?
*Richlen hits a low blow.*
Dude, what the hell, I'm not after that freaking title.
...See, no title change.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 13:37:04 GMT -5
*Whilst Mikey has distracted everyone, Square rolls up Richlen* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!
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