Historical Summerslam Caption Thread (Part 1)

[lildude8218]

I would've done this earlier in the week but I completely forgot about it.

1988



The Hulkster wishes DiBiase would stop putting his tongue in his ear while Andre takes a midmatch s***.



Jake and Damien perform an amazing dance routine on the next season of Dancing with the Stars.



This staring contest was entering the 37th hour.


1989



This was the brief period of time where the Hulkster was obsessed with Fonzie.



Zeus: Well...at least this will be my big break...


1990



Bad News: STOP! I hate purple nurples!



Kerry: I'm crushing your head!



He's tapping out! He's tapping out!!!


1991



Slaughter hits Hogan with the dreaded Iraqi Spike.



The IWC explodes at the idea of Sid, Sheik, and Hogan being in the same picture together.



Steamboat regretted lunch at Tito's house.



The fans were not prepared for the Match Made in Heaven: in 3D. Look at that fan reach out and try to actually touch Elizabeth.


1992



Cirque du Soleil was trying way too hard these days.


1993



Lex had a hard time believing that Yoko waas only 5 months pregnant.



With all that talent in the ring, it's amazing that Tatanka is the only one who is still with the company.

[Jiren]

MDM: I love you, you orange huggy bear also Andre realised he needed a crap


Jake: How much for this snake
Fan 1: $75
Jake: No way
Fan 2: A bottle of scotch
Jake: SOLD!!!!


Macho:I did not dance like that at the disco


What happens when i press this


TT: Let me just pop this zit


John helping hogan with his leg cramp


Sgt: Guess were these fingers have been


Hogans B.O was just too strong even sid is amazed


Taker shows off his breakdancing skills


wwf stars: If he only won by countout, why are we celebrating
Luger: I DONT KNNNNOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[s2k]

You forgot the best part of Summerslam 1988.

[Deleted]

Ted had found someone else.......Andre was pissed



Ref: Get this motherf****** snake out my motherf****** ring!


All I have so far

[Murf]

s2k said:

You forgot the best part of Summerslam 1988.

;D

[shiranui]

Vampire DiBiase needed to quench his thirst for blood mid-match. Andre knew better: "You moron! You can't drink Hogan's blood, it's orange and no use to us! And it makes you unable to go after any titles!"



Look, it becomes longer when I stretch its head this way!



Dammit Hulk, did you really have to do your King Ghidorah impression now?



Way to go Brutus, now you've perfected the ear-wave pose! Next we're gonna get you a fake blond mustache. And trim and dye your mullet as well! No one will know the difference!



They hadn't learned to fall off a 20-foot ladder.



Who the hell let Mr. T in the building? You're out of here!



Curt thought he had hit a brick wall.



Umm... could you PLEASE not sit on my lower back, brother?



Damn it Hogan, that was my last jawbreaker! Spit it out now! NOW!



AXE BOMBAH!



Get the firehouse, 'cause she sets my soul afire
Get the firehouse, ooh yeah! (cue siren wailing)



Hey man, you're supposed to point the camera at Macho and Liz, not at that one guy in the audience.



Oh, great job there Kamala. You were supposed to be closer to me so that I could do a hurracanrana out of the ring and now you blew it...



Yoko, I think your belt is too tight.



YES! GREAT! I WON BY COUNTOUT! I AM A HERO! BOW DOWN TO ME! I'M ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEGENDS STARS EVER IN THIS... hey wait, I won by countout?! I'M PISSED NOW!