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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:50:46 GMT -5
Yes! At least that extra promo won't go to waste.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:02:33 GMT -5
Snapmare by Williams but he gets his arm dragged. Angle responds with an armbar takedown. He turns this into a short arm scissors. Williams reverses out the back and flips Angle over. Williams goes for the Chaos Theory but Angle blocks it and turns it into the Angle Slam!
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Williams barely kicks out. Williams tags Terry and Angle tags Sting! Sting hits a clothesline on Terry but it barely phases the big man. Terry hits some big forearms and a huge hip toss. Back body drop and an avalanche by Terry buyt Stiung moves. Sting gets a Stinger Splash of his own. Sting goes for the Scorpion Deathdrop but Doug Williams tries to break it up. Anglke comes in and takes Williams out. As the ref is dealing with this, Desmond Wolfe slides into the ring and nails Sting in the back of the head with the legends title, having grabbed it from the announce table. Wolfe exits as the ref turns his attention back to the ring.
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JB: Here are your winners, London Brawling!
Tenay: London Brawling advance thanks to Desmond Wolfe. West: That guy who is actually from London got them the win. Tenay: I think it's more like Wolfe is still pissed about losing the Legends title to Sting.
*Petey Williams and Spice Girl are backstage.*
Petey-san, tonight is big event! You and Curry Man take part in tournament, and win shot at Motor City Machine Guns!
Yeah.... you know, I haven't seen those guys in a while actually. I should probably give them a call.
After tournament of course.
Of course. Say, where is Curry Ma-
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNICHI-WA!
*Curry Man jumps into the scene as the lights turn multicolored, giving the appearance of a disco. Curry Man and Spice Girl begin dancing for a couple seconds while Petey has a confused look on his face. After about 20 seconds, the lights turn back to normal as Curry Man turns to Petey.*
Konnichi-wa Petey-san!
Petey-san, why did you not dance?
I..... wasn't aware that I had to.
You've never heard of the twenty second dance party?
Not really.
Well, you're missing out.
I'll keep that in mind. Alright Curry, are you ready for tonight?
Of course Petey-san! 8 teams, 7 matches, all for a shot at the Tag Team Champions Shelley and Sabin.
Right. So, who do we have first round?
Team 3D.
Right. Now, Brother Ray and Brother Devon haven't been back for that long, but they are considered to be one of the favorites to win. I mean, they came close to winning the titles off of Sabin and Shelley in their second match back. Trust me, they're gonna be hard to beat.
So what do you suggest?
I suggest we isolate one of them. Maybe it's because they've been teaming together for a long time, but I'm willing to bet that they're not so good when it comes to singles wrestling. They depend on one another, and if we can exploit that, we have a good shot of moving on into the next round.
Where we face either The Frontline or London Brawling.
Which is an awesome name, by the way. Don't get me wrong, Canadian Curry is good, but London Brawling is just awesome.
Anyway, two possible outcomes here. If we get London Brawling, we need to focus on the fact that they've spent some time away from one another before reuniting. And even as a team, they weren't exactly the best team out there. I mean, whatever happened to the Feast or Fired cases they had?
Petey-san, I don't think we're supposed to mention those...
Well either way, we have a good chance of beating them.
As for The Frontline, that's a tricky situation. Angle and Sting are two of the best wrestlers here, and them teaming together just makes it that much harder. Still, they're not an official tag team, unless you count their days as the Main Event Mafia. So, what we need to do is the same thing we're gonna do with Team 3D: Isolate. We need to wear one of them down. Personally I say Sting, because he's a little older. We wear him down enough, we should be able to get the job done.
And the finals?
If we manage to beat The Frontline and Team 3D, I don't see who else is going to pose as big a threat to us. Maybe High Flight, considering they were the guys that beat Shelley and Sabin two months in a row. But with our victories over Team 3D and either The Frontline or London Brawling, we should be good.
Excellent Petey-san! And then, the winners and Number 1 Contenders, Canadian Curry!
We may need to change the name though. Canadian Curry doesn't sound too threatening.
Neither does Ink Inc.
Good point. Now Curry Man, are you ready?
Hai!
Are you prepared to go out there and win this tournament?
Hai!
Are you ready to show why Canadian Curry is going to win this tournament!
Hai!
Then let's go out there and-
Twenty second dance party!
*The disco lights come back on as Spice Girl, Curry Man, and somehow, Amazing Red begin to dance. Petey just shakes his head before heading to the ring, leaving the dance party behind.*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 18:02:49 GMT -5
London Brawling beating Sting and Angle killed the show! Or not.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:06:17 GMT -5
We head into the backstage training area, where Team 3D is standing by. Brother Devon has a clicker and a computer, as Brother Ray sits in a chair, hands in his face. It appears we are going to see one of Team 3D's classic antics happen before our eyes. Well, at least Brother Devon's antics. Brother Devon flips through a few slides, revealing there competition for tonight's Tag Team Warfare Tournament. Brother Ray gets up and paces back and forth, as Brother Devon laughs, cries, and giggles at the sideshow he put together. Brother Ray decides to do something productive with his time and take use of the equipment there. While lifting weights, Brother Devon decides to stop what he was doing and talk to his brother. Brother Ray keeps adding more and more weight, lifting it up like it's a grain of sand. As he starts to struggle, Brother Devon is behind him:
OH, MY BROTHER!
Brother Ray drops the heavy barbell onto his foot, causing him to scream in tremendous pain. He hops on one foot for a few seconds, before he regains his balance. Breathing heavily, he looks at Brother Devon with anger:
WHAT WAS THAT?
........ I just wanted to talk.
WELL, WHY DID YOU SNEAK UP BEHIND ME? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Calm down, my brother! Save your strength. because we are going to need it. Tonight, we got this huge tournament ahead of us. We are going to have to go through FOUR matches tonight if we win!
I understand that part. But if you want us to win so bad, then why did you sneak up on me form behind?
I dunno. I felt like it.
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But look, that's not the point. I know I messed up with the tape last week. I feel bad about it. But tonight's a new night. Tonight, we can finally win the big gold! Win it all for us! And then, we can party on the dance floor! Get fly like a Z6! Let it rock! Make all the teams go Bye Bye Bye! You feel me?
You feel bad about the tape? You didn't seem to be like that when the mounties came over! You wouldn't wake up!
I told you, I am a very heavy sleeper. Remember all those times we stayed in hotels in San Francisco?
....... I still don't understand how one man can sleep through three earthquakes and live!
Magic.
.... Magic?
Magic. But before you think about that idea any longer, you have got to check out my new tape! Trust me, it's really scouting stats. I even watched it first this time! No banning form schools or anything.
Wait, you really found something that can help us? Something that we can use to study our opponents for tonight? Why didn't you say so? You did something wise for a change! Good boy. Now let's put the video in there and learn about our opposition!
OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!
Team 3D then sets up a television and a stand, and kicks back and relaxes. Brother Devon chomps on some popcorn, while Brother Ray has a notepad. After some intros, this comes up:
First up, High Flight. We have some history with them already.
Yeah.... That stuff they had was good!
SHUT UP! Now anyway, High Flight. They certainly have some height and flight to them. But we have experience. I would be honored to meet these two up again, they are one tough cookie to break. Next up?
Ah, Ink Inc. Like I said before, these kids are the future of tag team wrestling. They might be bizarre when it comes to looks, but I think they can go far in this tournament. I'd be happy to fight any of these two teams. Confident, on some rolls, and some fire in there eyes.
.... Are these two Gothic? (Brother Ray look at Brother Devon)........ Just kidding.
Oh boy. Now it's a party. These guys are good, it's just the attitude that sets me off. These guys could have so much more success if they never did what they did. I still wish them the best of the luck tonight, however.
TEAM! 3D!
This is what you call a strange pairing. But it works. These two are far too underestimated for what these really are. Far too underrated. To be honest, I wouldn't mind them beating Beer Money. The Chosen does not deserve those titles.
-ber one, the chosen ones.....
Hey Devon, what were you singing? And why did you say ber instead of number?
..... No reason.
Arrests and racism aside, which I once again apologize for, these two are a better pairing then even I thought. I would first like to congratulate Canadian Curry on there victory the first time around, and wish you both luck in the big rematch. Win or lose, never give up. I see something special here. And dudes, if you get mad at us talking about Spice Girl, it's a compliment. She's definitely "Hot and Spicy".
What ever happened to Shark Girl? She could swim in Team 3D's pool anytime!
These two? LEGENDARY. I don't care what anybody else says, but this is one heck of a pairing right here. Two of the best in the wrestling world together in TNA's Frontline? Now that's awesome. Can you imagine it? Two are WCTNA's favorite tag teams under one roof in the ring?
Hope that result doesn't- (Chuckles) STING!
This team is not only last on the list, but just reunited. Recent fans might have forgotten these two, but trust me when I say: They were good. And I can only hope to see a lot of exiting things form these two here tonight.
I say Brother Ray, these chaps are bloody good in the ring!
Team 3D turns off the TV, looking back at the camera:
But, there is also us. We have had our ups and downs since our return, but one thing has never changed: Our thanks to the fans. Without you, our careers might have never started. We might not be here today. But thanks to you, look how far we have gotten. There is a lot of teams you like in here, and some you hate. But let us make one thing certain. Love us or hate us, we want to go all the way in this tournament. And after all that, we are just one table away form becoming the WCTNA Tag Team Champions once more. Good luck to all, and have a very happy holiday season.
HO HO HO, WCTNA! TESTIFY, THE FIRE!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 18:07:52 GMT -5
Sigh.....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 18:09:18 GMT -5
Damn. Maybe it's a good thing we didn't do anything for the finals. There's gonna be some stiff competition either way.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:09:57 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a tag team tournament quarter final match scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 529 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: And their opponents, accompanied by Spice Girl, at a combined weight of 411 pounds, Petey Williams and Curry Man, Canadian Curry!
Tenay: This team may have athe surprise element but they give up a lot of experience to Team 3D. West: Well Team 3D are my pick to win it. Tenay: And we all know how well your pick usually turn out.
Tag Team Tournament Quarter Final Team 3D v Canadian Curry 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 18:14:40 GMT -5
Sigh.....
Canadian Curry hit the reverse Spice Rack!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 18:16:36 GMT -5
Brother Ray with a clothesline.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Dec 10, 2010 18:17:08 GMT -5
Petey with a pele kick
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 18:19:36 GMT -5
Devon with a lariat-o to Petey.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 18:21:32 GMT -5
2-2 with 3 minutes left
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:27:56 GMT -5
Crap! I don't want to vote!
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Post by OB91 on Dec 10, 2010 18:34:58 GMT -5
D-Von with a Testify! (Low Blow)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:35:02 GMT -5
Ray and Petey brawl, kicks by Petey, chops by Ray. Ray catches the kick, tosses him down, but Petey with the enziguri. Petey goes for a springboard but get caught in a cutter by Ray! BOTH men are down again, Ray looks for a tag, dives and gets it. Curry Man in, Devon on fire as he cleans house. Off the ropes and a flying shoulder block by Devon. Curry Man charges, powerslam by Devon. Ray blind tags in, levels Petey and then 3D hit the reverse 3D on Curry Man!
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Curry Man kicks out! Devon goes up and goes for a diving headbutt but Curry Man moves and tag Petey. Petey ducks a clothesline and goes for the Canadian Destroyer but it's countered. Curry Man comes in but is taken out. 3D on Petey!
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JB: Here are your winners, Tema 3D!
Tenay: What a win for Team 3D. West: It was hard fought but they managed it in the end. Tenay: And so the set for the semi finals. It'll be High Flight taking on Beer Money and London Brawling v Team 3D. West: That's gonna be something.
Sarita walks on screen.
Hola muchachos and muchachas! Sarita here once more, in da house, as they say on the street. Which doesn‘t make much sense, since if they‘re on the street, then they‘re not in the house…
Nevermind.
Anywho, tonight, Madison Rayne has challenged myself and my incomparable partner, my sistah Wintah, to a match!
Winter enters the frame. She’s dressed in black spandex, with a pink scarf, white jacket, and red and blue hat with matching gloves.
Brrr. It’s a bit cold out tonight, dontcha think, luv?
Perhaps, but I think you and I know how to…
Heat things up, right?
Both women giggle, as a police officer walks up to Winter.
Excuse me, but we need to ask you a few questions.
Whah lil’ ol’ me? Whateva forah?
I understand there was an incident last week, involving fire?
Told ya we were hot stuff, chica!
Actually, by all accounts, you were responsible for it, Miss.
ME?! Whah how dare yoo!! Ah would neva do sumpin’ so foolish or dangerous as ARSON!!!
Officer, there must be some mistake.
Sarita puts her arm around the officer’s shoulder.
Maybe we could go somewhere more… private, and talk about this?
Oh I’m afraid not, ma’am. I have strict orders to bring this young lady in for questi- Hey!
The officer sees Winter running off. Sarita kicks him in the balls, then runs after Winter as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:38:04 GMT -5
*Daffney and Taylor make their way out, Daffney still holding the Women's Title while the two hold hands. West: Well, last week, these two dodged a huge bullet when Daffney managed to beat Tara. Tenay: Yeah. Thanks to Taylor. West: Hey, that match was No DQ. Are you going to get on Tara's case for using the steel chair? Tenay: Taylor threw in the chair! *Taylor grabs a mic.* Ever since Daffney and I found one another, all we wanted to do was be with each other forever. We spent so long searching for each other, so many endless nights unable to be truly happy because we never really knew what it felt like. But despite our happiness, some people just weren't happy for us. Alex obviously took it hard. Ayako feels like I betrayed her when all I did was find my soulmate. Chris won't speak to me after what I did to his best friend. No one wants us to be together.
Especially Tara.
Poor, little, stupid Tara. She tried her hardest to keep me away from my little cuddle bunny. All this "I'm trying to save Taylor. Daffney's just lying to her. Blah blah blah." It was obvious that Tara was jealous of our relationship. Jealous that Daffney chose me instead of her. So last week, she puts it all on the line. If she beat Daffney, we'd never be able to be together again. But if Daffney beat her, she'd leave us alone. No more Tara. And while I was scared at first, Daffney helped assure me that this was for the best.
And wouldn't you know it, we're still together, and Tara's nowhere to be found! Because Tara is a woman of her word. Daffney won fair and square, and now we can finally be together forever.I told you it'd be okay, didn't I? I told you there would be nothing to worry about. Because while Tara is good, she isn't like us. Because she holds herself back. She doesn't allow her true self to come out. So here we are. Tara is gone. Ayako, god knows what she's doing. And I have Angelina Love gunning for my title. Like I haven't beaten her a bajillion times before. Life is good.Yes it is.Oh, by the way. I have a little surprise for you.Really? But we've been celebrating ever since. Unless my order finally came in. Then we can have some other fun...Yeah....well no. We can do that later. What I meant was that I have been informed that on Sunday there will be a 10 woman gauntlet match to decide the next #1 contender to my title. And I wangled it so you'll be in the match.Really? You're the best Daffney! I just need to beat all the other women here, not like that's a problem, and then it can be us once again!*Taylor hugs Daffney so hard the both go falling to the mat* You're welcome.*Daffney gets a mischievous grin* You know, while we're down here...*Lacey von Erich comes out with a mic in hand and stops at the top of the ramp.* Daffney... Taylor... I'm sorry to inturrupt your celebration. But there's something I've been wanting to say to both of you for a long, long time. *Daffney and Taylor pull themselves up* Um... okay....I, for one .... COMPLETELY AND ABSOLULTEY TOTALLY LOVE THAT YOU TWO FOUND EACH OTHER! I mean, we all go through life not knowing what life will bring us... or if we will ever find that certain someone. But you two did it! I'm SO happy for you two! Thank you..... I think. But, uh, we're kinda in the middle of something right now. And while I love the enthusiasm-Hang on, Tay. She reminds me of something. You remind me of the dog my best friend had when I was a kid. She was a cute little thing too that got all excited when she'd see you. Then she got run over.*Daffney turns to Taylor* I always wanted a puppy. Can we keep her, Tay? Pleeeeeeaaaaase?I never thought of it like that...... but sure Daff, anything you want.*Taylor turns to Lacey.* You are housebroken, right?*Traci Brooks comes out* Lacey... wh-what are you doing?What? I'm just out here to congragulate these two! I mean, I know exactly what they are going thru! Do you not remember the last year? *Clears her throat and takes a deep breath* *Traci sees what is about to come and facepalms before it starts* *Starts talking really fast* Nearly a year ago I came to WCTNA and tried to befiend Angelina Love, my idol. Just when I thought we we finally beginning ot click, she turned on me and it has been a long fight ever since. All I ever wanted was for us to have each other like those two have each other! And then there is you and me, Traci. Originally you didn't want anything to do with me... its ok, i know, but i'm not mad. Cause now we are besties, and we have each other just like they do! So I know exactly what these two have been thru and what it means to finally find that certain someone and I just wanted to come out here and congratulate them on it since I had been there before. Is that so bad? *Finally inhales again* *Traci shakes her head* Lacey, come here. *Whispers in Lacey's ear. Lacey foes from to to . OH!... Well, that IS a different. Um... Well...I'm still....*Angelina and Velvet come out and join LnL at the top of the ramp.* ... How could we possibly have lost to THESE TWO?! And they are tag team champions!? They can't even find their way to the ring! HA HA! *Lacey makes a motion towards Velvet, but Traci stops her* WE CAN SO! ITS RIGHT DOWN THERE! *points to the ring* Very good, Lacey! Those classes are really beginning to pay off! Ha Ha!Sorry, but did you two vapid skanks want something?Actually, we do... actually, there are THREE somethings we want. Problem is, we can't challenge Pinky and the Brain over here due to that stipulation on our last match. Which, unfortunately for you, means our main focus is on that belt you and your own blonde sidekick currently are in possession of.Well if you want a shot you'll have to earn one in the gauntlet match on Sunday. Though you won't be doing that because Taylor is winning that match so too bad for you.Yeah! I'm the one that's winning and goin g on to face Daffney!Is that right... Might I remind you, Taylor, that Daffney won't be there to protect you. And that BOTH Velvet and I are entered into it? Doesn't matter how good you are, number always win in the end.You want numbers? How about this? I have held this championship for a total of 185 days. That's more than you and Velvet's pitiful title reigns combined. Or that Taylor has held this title a grand total of 1...2...3 times. Exactly the same as both of you put together.And I did it without creating a fake belt and calling myself champion.So that's five title reigns between us for a grand total of 385 days. And you and Vel-Vel have three reigns totalling 101 days. Numbers don't lie. Face it, Angie. We are better than you.And Trent Dilfer is a better quarterback than Dan Marino... right? ha ha. *Waits for laughter, but crowd is silent* Anyway, Daffney, I'm not sure how the number of days YOU'VE held that title has any bearing on a match you are not in. And as for good old Taylot there... for the last two and a half years, she hasnt been able to hold on to that belt longer than two weeks! Transitional champ much?For realz. *Makes snapping motion* And as for you two being better than the Beautiful People? Puh-lease. You two have been together for how long? A week? Velvet and I have been together for nealy 4 years. This division was built because of, and around, US.You tell her girlfriend! *Makes another snapping motion and starts making cocky head motions* You may be Women's Champion... for now... but there is no denying the fact that The Beautiful People are the very best women's duo in WCTNA today!*Traci looks down at LnL title belts, then back at TBP... then whispers something to Lacey. Lacey looks confused* It's like that, is it? Well I was hoping for some action tonight.So was I.... got me all excited for nothing...No, I mean a match. We can do that later.You're on! And when we pin you tonight, these people will have no choice but to recognise us as the best in the business today.*Lacey appears deep in thought. Traci turns back towards them. * Right... So it looks like you four are going to be busy later tonight. And we'll just enjoy watching your four teach each apar....HEY! WE'RE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! That means WE are the best in WCTNA right now! ...She's a little behind, isn't she?Yea, happens all the time... you would figure one would get use to it by now... but I still haven't.And as for your challenge... WE ACCEPT!Whoa whoa whoa there Lacey... they weren't challenging us. We don't want to...Fine by us! And while you are at it, why don't you put up those little tag belts while you are at it. And the best team will walk out as champions!*Lacey begins nodding in agreement and is about to speak but Traci cuts her off* Fat chance of that. *Lacey changes from nodding to shaking her head* We told you no title shot... til we lose. That is still in effect. So no go.*shrugs* Ah well, was worth a shot. Fine then. We'll still prove we are the best by beating not only the Women's Champion... but the Tag Team Champions as well... in the SAME MATCH!Fat chance pirate skank! Daffney and I are going to prove that we're the best duo here!Hey! Somebody back there get us a referee.*Slick Johnson runs down to the ring* West: Well it looks like we got an impromptu match up. Tenay: And just to clarify, the Women's Tag Titles are not on the line here. West: It'll still be a huge win for whoever comes away with the victory here. Daffney & Taylor v The Beautiful People v Leather and Lace 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 18:39:24 GMT -5
Good match lodi.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 18:41:31 GMT -5
Daffney and Taylor do "some double-team moves".
Then hit Traci Brooks with a double suplex.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 18:42:14 GMT -5
Taylor and Daffney hit Wilde Side/Daff Knees on Angelina.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 18:42:36 GMT -5
Velvet with the Blonde Ambition!
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