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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 18:59:25 GMT -5
(Goddamn internet!)
Traci ducks a kick and rolls Angelina up but the ref is distracted by Velvet. Traci argues with the ref about it and gets a clothesline from Angelina. Angelina tags Velvet who hits a bulldog on Traci, then taunts Lacey. Lacey tries to enter the ring but is stopped by the ref which allows the BP to double team Traci. Angelina tags back in and gets Traci in an arm wringer but Traci counters out and hits a clothesline. Lacey gets the tag and cleans house. She hits a clothesline on Angelina. Angelina staggers back and Daffney gets a blind tag. Velvet comes in and runs into a boot. Lacey hits the chokeslam on Angelina! lacey goes for the pin but is informed that Angelina isn't legal. Lacey turns into the Daff Knees as Taylor cuts off Traci.
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JB: Here are your winners, Taylor Wilde and the WCTNA Women's Champion Daffney!
West: Daffney and taylor pinned the tag champs! Tenay: Yeah, because they snuck in the backdoor. West: Still within the rules of the match.
London Brawling is in the locker room, resting up for their semifinal match.
So, one team down for the count and only three remain. Not bad, eh Rob?
Wait, we actually beat Sting and Angle?!
Yes! You were there, remember?
The whole thing’s a blur, mate. I’m just glad we survived it!
Well, we can’t rest yet. Up next we’ve got Team 3D!
…Oh no!
Easy Rob. We just beat a pair of former World Champions, this shouldn’t be too difficult.
But these guys have been teaming forever! And they’re brothers! How the hell do we stand a chance?!
Courage, mate. Nothing is impossible! Now let’s go!
Williams storms out of the room. Terry pauses, looks up at the sky, then slowly exit’s the room as well.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:02:18 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a tag team tournament semi final match scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, accompanied by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair and representing The Chosen, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: Well here we go with ourr first semi-final match. West: Two former tag champions here, this should be something.
Tag Team Tournament Semi Final Beer Money v High Flight 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 19:05:43 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam with a Twist of Fate.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:05:45 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy with the whisper in the wind.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 19:07:31 GMT -5
BEER! MONEY! get hit with the SWANTON! BOMB!
(Vote for High Flight)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:08:54 GMT -5
Van Dam with a 5*!
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 19:13:40 GMT -5
WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD HITS A MAN WITH FIVE ASTERISKS?!?!?!?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:14:23 GMT -5
Roode whips Jeff into the corner and Storm kicks him from the outside. Roode and Storm hit a double suplex.
BEER! MONEY!
Van Dam clothesline Storm and goes for a kick on Roode but catches his leg and sweeps him down. Roode the catapults van Dam into a Storm DDT. Roode then gopes for the Payy Off but Hardy counters into the Twist of Fate! Hardy dropkcik Storm off the apron and climbs to the top rope. Rolling Thunder from RVD. Swanton from Hardy!
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JB: Here are your winners, High Flight!
Tenay: High Flight have made it toi the final! West: One more win and they challenge for the tag titles.
We see the door to the ladies’ room. It opens slightly and Sarita and Winter peek their heads out.
Ah think we lost him, luv!
The two step out into the hallway.
Good. Maybe now we can finish our promo.
Anyway, Madison. You have some “mystery” partner, huh? You think we’re stupid?
Cause we ain’ luv!
No indeed. I think even a blind person can figure out who this “mystery” partner is gonna be. Right Winter?
Absolutely! We all know it’s…
Brooke Adams!
I mean, it all makes perfect sense! She get’s put in charge of the women’s division, you actually get to start doing stuff! And then she’s made an active wrestler…
Lahk a week bafore this show, givin’ yoo the perfect openin’ to challenge us and take us bah saprise!
Yah‘re not especially creative, ahre ya luv?
I mean, if you really wanted to surprise us, you’d get someone from our past, someone who has a bone to pick, someone we NEVER expected to see.
Then again, that would never happen, since everyone LOVES us!
Yeah! An- Crap!
The police officer comes running down the hall, this time with back up.
There they are!
Um, please excuse this slight interruption as we RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Sarita and Winter sprint down the hall, the police following them, as we fade out.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:17:26 GMT -5
Ah, who doesn't love wacky police chase-like hijinx?
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 19:18:45 GMT -5
Ah, who doesn't love wacky police chase-like hijinx? People who respect... [Judge Dredd Stallone] THA LAAAAAAAAW!!! [/JDS]
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:23:10 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a tag team tournament semi final match scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, London Brawling!
JB: And their opponents, from New York City, at a combined weight of 529 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
West: Semi final two coming right up. Tenay: Well London Brawling got past Kurt Angle and Sting, can they defeat Team 3D and battle High Flight?
Tag Team Tournament Semi Final London Brawling v Team 3D 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:26:41 GMT -5
Williams puts Devon in a cross arm breaker
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:33:24 GMT -5
Williams with a snap suplex.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 19:37:19 GMT -5
Holy crap, we're actually gonna win this?! Last minute promo time!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:47:52 GMT -5
Team 3D isolate Williams and go for the 3D but are cut off by Terry. Terry gets rid of Ray while Williams gets Devon in the german suplex position. Terry hits a big boot and Williams hits the Chaos Theory!
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JB: Here are your winners, London Brawling!
Tenay: What an upset! West: London Brawling v High Flight. My money is on London Brawling. Tenay: Like it was on Team 3D? Honestly, you have more faces than a clock store. West: What?! Tenay: I dunno, it sounded good in my head.
Sarita and Winter are hiding in a laundry bin. Both are obviously exhausted.
OK..
Third time’s…. gotta be a…
Charm.
Sarita passes out.
OK, let’s cut to tha chase. Maddy, luv. Point is, it don’t mattah who yoo get ta help yoo. We’ve both beaten yoo before and we’re gonna do it again tonight!
Now, to the ring!
As the cart is pushed towards the entrance, the camera pans over to show JKO pushing it. He just sighs as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:49:02 GMT -5
That'll have to do as a finish because f*** it. And f*** Virgin Media and the creaky modem they gave me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 19:54:39 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Sarita and Winter!
*JKO comes down the ring pushing the laundry cart. As he gets to ringside, Sarita and Winter get out and enter the ring. JKO sighs and hauls the laundry cart back to the back.*
Tenay: Well an unusual entrance for Sarita and Winter. West: They wouldn't have to if they weren't facing police persecution. Tenay: And the cops are still in the building. West: What for? Winter had nothing to do with it. Tenay: You are kidding me, right?
Madison walks out, mic in hand.
Well girls, another fine mess you’ve gotten yourselves into. I just hope we can finish you off before the cops find you.
So anyway. I guess you’re so proud of yourselves, just because you were able to gang up on me a few times. Well the tables are about to be turned, ladies. Because my partner can gang up on both of you BY HERSELF.
Sarita. Winter. I’d like you to meet my partner. Although you already know her quite well.
The crowd erupts as Awesome Kong makes her way down the aisle! Sarita grabs a mic.
No! Wait a second! She was fired! She can’t be here tonight!
Actually, she can. See, while she technically isn’t under contract, she has been signed to a 30-day “trial period”. Meaning-
Kong grabs the mic from Madison.
Meaning Sarita, it’s time for me to make you MY bitch!
Madison and Kong charge the ring as the bell sounds.
Sarita & Winter v Madison Rayne & Awesome Kong 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:04:29 GMT -5
A tired Sarita walks into a big ass lariat from Kong! (if the board let's this go through, that is. )
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:04:30 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Sarita and Winter!
*JKO comes down the ring pushing the laundry cart. As he gets to ringside, Sarita and Winter get out and enter the ring. JKO sighs and hauls the laundry cart back to the back.*
Tenay: Well an unusual entrance for Sarita and Winter. West: They wouldn't have to if they weren't facing police persecution. Tenay: And the cops are still in the building. West: What for? Winter had nothing to do with it. Tenay: You are kidding me, right?
Madison walks out, mic in hand.
Well girls, another fine mess you’ve gotten yourselves into. I just hope we can finish you off before the cops find you.
So anyway. I guess you’re so proud of yourselves, just because you were able to gang up on me a few times. Well the tables are about to be turned, ladies. Because my partner can gang up on both of you BY HERSELF.
Sarita. Winter. I’d like you to meet my partner. Although you already know her quite well.
The crowd erupts as Awesome Kong makes her way down the aisle! Sarita grabs a mic.
No! Wait a second! She was fired! She can’t be here tonight!
Actually, she can. See, while she technically isn’t under contract, she has been signed to a 30-day “trial period”. Meaning-
Kong grabs the mic from Madison.
Meaning Sarita, it’s time for me to make you MY bitch!
Madison and Kong charge the ring as the bell sounds.
Sarita & Winter v Madison Rayne & Awesome Kong 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:05:44 GMT -5
So a restart, then? A tired Sarita walks into a big ass lariat from Kong! Also, I think it's just you and me now, PN.
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