Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 10, 2010 20:08:02 GMT -5
Kong with a military press slam!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:10:54 GMT -5
So a restart, then? A tired Sarita walks into a big ass lariat from Kong! Also, I think it's just you and me now, PN. You know I just want to get the damn show over with at this point.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:18:52 GMT -5
Sarita hits a headscissors on Madison and tags out ot Winter. Winter stomps away on Madison until Madison sweeps Winter's leg out and tags Kong. Winter and Sarita rush Kong but she hits them both with a clothesline. Kong hits a spinning backfist on Sarita and hits the Implant Buster on Winter!
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JB: Here are your winners, Awesome Kong and Madison Rayne!
Madison and Kong celebrate their win, but Winter and Sarita jump them from behind! Sarita beats Madison down to the mat, but Kong pulls her off by the hair! She lift Sarita up for the Awesome Bomb, but Winter nails her in the back of the head with a chair! Winter continues to smash the chair down on Kong’s head and back, as Sarita joins in, throwing kicks at her former servant. As Madison tries to make the save, Winter cracks her with the chair as well. The two stand back to admire their handiwork, but as they do, the police come up behind them and cuff them! The two are dragged from the ring, kicking and screaming, as they’re led to the back, down the hallway, and into a waiting car.
West: What are they doing? Tenay: They're being arrested, what does it look like? West: It's mistaken identity. Tenay: That wasn't Sarita and Winter who assaulted a police officer and evaded arrest? West: Well yeah they did that. But the arson had nothing to do with them. Tenay: Right.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 20:23:35 GMT -5
That was a whole lotta Too Many Connections.
Okay, didn't miss much. Uh, no offense, M.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:24:27 GMT -5
Rob Terry is sitting on a bench, covered in sweat.
We won again. How, I don’t know. But somehow, some way, we’ve managed to move on to the finals.
And our opponents? The former Tag Team Champions. Which means this is likely the end of the road.
But it might not be! We could pull off a miracle! We really could! Just imagine, if you can. London Brawling doing the impossible and winning this tournament, then going on to face the Tag Champs! And what if we won the belts?! Man, that would make for an amazing night!
But of course, the chances of that happening are slim to none. But even if this is the end of the line, I’d like to think that this night was good for me. I mean, twice, I was victorious over some amazing opponents! I beat two former World Champions and the greatest tag team of the last decade! And if it all ends here against High Flight, well it was well worth it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Terry is no longer a loser. Because I’m Rob Terry. And I am the man.
Thank you.
Rob gets up and heads towards the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:26:42 GMT -5
I also liked the fact that I explained that Daffney and Taylor get away with all the stuff they do because they're ratings draws. So that kinda implies that Sarita and Winter aren't as big a draw as Daffney and Taylor.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:28:55 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is final of the tag team tournament.
JB: Introducing first at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, London Brawling!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: And here it is. London Brawling v High Flight for a shot at the Guns. West: Oh this should be great. High Flight have proven themselves a great team but london Brawling have overcome the odds here tonight.
Tag Team Tournament Final High Flight v London Brawling 3 votes 10 minutes (yeah, we're back to 3 and 10)
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 20:31:41 GMT -5
The British Duo with the United Attack. (Whatever that is.)
Seriously, M, why do you want to win this so bad?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:33:13 GMT -5
Terry with a DDT! The British Duo with the United Attack. (Whatever that is.) Seriously, M, why do you want to win this so bad? Um, why wouldn't I? A title shot is a title shot.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 20:37:07 GMT -5
Just seems you're being a bit excessive, is all.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:38:39 GMT -5
Just seems you're being a bit excessive, is all. Not like I'm the first, though. Hayden does it frequently when these tournaments take place. Plus, I wanted to win the prize for most promos done for a single show.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:47:17 GMT -5
Hardy whips Williams into the corner but Williams reverses. Jeff jumps to the top rope. Whisper in the Wind! Terry comes in and takes Hardy down with a Uranage. Van Dam comes in but Terry kicks him low and whips him into the ropes but RVD counters into a spin kick. Williams goes for a nothern lighst suplex on RVD but RVD copunters out and hits a spinning wheel kick. Rolling Thunder by Van Dam! Hardy goes up but get pushed off by Terry into the Chaos Theory!
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JB: Here are your winners, London Brawling!
West: They did it! Tenay: Indeed, london Brawling have natch to the tag titles. West: And the roll these two are one I wouldn't bet against new champions.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:48:49 GMT -5
Just seems you're being a bit excessive, is all. Not like I'm the first, though. Hayden does it frequently when these tournaments take place. Plus, I wanted to win the prize for most promos done for a single show. I once did 12, I think it was, in one show. It was definitely in double figures. So you've got a bit to go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:50:27 GMT -5
I'm here with Jeff Jarrett and AJ Styles. Guys we are moments away from your match with Hulk Hogan and D'Angelo Dinero. This match has especially high stakes since if you win, you get a title shot Sunday night on iMPACT.
Well gee, Christy, wouldn't that be swell? You think I could really do it? Can I achieve my boyhood dream and become World Champion?!
*AJ drops his smile*
Dinero, what else do I have to say? You don't deserve that belt. You didn't earn that belt. And you've only managed to hold onto it because of Hogan and Bischoff. But that all ends. Because we got right where we want him.
And I happen to get the chance to finally get my hands on Hulk Hogan.
What exactly is the issue with you and Hulk Hogan?
Weel this goes back to WCW. I came into WCW. ANd I worked my way up and I became the world champion. But there was a problem. Hulk Hogan. See Hogan always considered me beneath him. And the worst thing was WCW management agreed with me. So as a last attempt to save a dying company, they wanted to put the belt on Hogan. So they told me to go out there and take a dive. Now I figure "what's the point in wrestling a back-and-forth match just to lose to this jackass?" So I go out there and lay down for Hogan, just like I'm supposed to. And he gets mad that I made him look bad. Even though it didn't stop him pinning me for the belt. But my friend Vince Russo, he stood up for me. He managed to get the title change nullified. And since they were firing him anyway, he let loose his thoughts on Hogan. They were not pleasent. And Hogan took them and he walked out.
I have waited a long time to meet Hogan again. I confronted him in Japan. I even smashed a guitar over his head. And he avoided me like the plague. That was until he came here to "save" WCTNA. Now I get my chance. Becauyse here's thing. WCW managment hunmg everything for you. And where did it lead? Falling buyrates, declining ratings and the company being sold for a pittance. I will not let that happen to WCTNA. Not to the house that I built. Let's go AJ.
*Jarrett leaves*
Did that make sense to you?
Yeah. Well most of it.
Huh. Well, I'll catch you later. We'll hook up after the show, okay?
Sure.
Alright. See you then.
*AJ follows Jarrett*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:51:12 GMT -5
I tried. I really did.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 20:52:58 GMT -5
It works, PN.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:54:06 GMT -5
How many did I do tonight?
the three Sarita/Winter promos, the Madison promo, and three London Brawling/Terry promos.
Seven then. Plus I wrote the post-match bit with Sarita and Winter getting arrested.
It would've been eight, by the way, but I just didn't have time to do anything for Raven, plus it didn't make sense to promo for a guy who wasn't on the show.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 20:54:42 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Nashville, Tennesse, weighing 235 pounds, he is the founder of WCTNA Wrestling, "The King of the Mountain" Jeff Jarrett!
JB: His partner, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 302 pounds, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan!
JB: And his partner, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavweight Champion, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Big stakes here. If AJ and Jeff win, AJ gets a world title shot on iMPACT Sunday. West: And not only that, Jeff Jarrett gets his hands on Hogan. Tenay: Well you heard this history between them and Jarrett has to have been waiting for this. West: Did that make sense to you? Tenay: Mostly.
AJ Styles & Jeff Jarrett v D'Angelo Dinero & Hulk Hogan 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 20:55:09 GMT -5
Hey, that makes more sense than what actually went down, I'll give you that.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 20:55:28 GMT -5
Jarrett hits Hogan with The Stroke!
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