wishmaster
Tommy Wiseau
And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds
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Post by wishmaster on Nov 16, 2010 3:27:20 GMT -5
Ever play corrupt-a-wish on a forum? You know the drill right? WRONG!!! Match wits with a creature older than time? Match wits with a prince of the dark dominions? Pit your tiny twenty first century mind against one who walked the spaces between the worlds, and trod the wings of angels beneath his conquering feet? HA! Alright, this is corrupt a wish wishmaster style. One poster makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts it, but in this version the corruption has to be fatal and preferably gory. For instance: I wish I had bigger boobs Your boobs get so big they explode and your internal organs explode to the ground in a big heap. Not the best example I know, but you get the point. GAME ON! FEAR THE DJINN!
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wishmaster
Tommy Wiseau
And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds
Posts: 54
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Post by wishmaster on Nov 16, 2010 3:29:03 GMT -5
I'll start:
I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener
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Post by Orange on Nov 16, 2010 3:31:57 GMT -5
Alright, but the Oscar Mayer Weiner is 5 years old and covered in mold ;D
I wish I had a new guitar
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wishmaster
Tommy Wiseau
And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds
Posts: 54
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Post by wishmaster on Nov 16, 2010 3:39:24 GMT -5
You got your guitar, but its filled with bees. Killer bees. You know what that means: trouble. You start playing your favorite jam when suddenly the guitar explodes and Jim Brunzell & B. Brian Blair are standing in your bedroom. Handicap death match on the spot. You unfortunately are no match for their skills.
I wish I had a new bicycle
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Post by Alex Shelley on Nov 16, 2010 3:54:52 GMT -5
You've got a new bicycle.
But it's located in your colon.
I wish Goldust was my maid.
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wishmaster
Tommy Wiseau
And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds
Posts: 54
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Post by wishmaster on Nov 16, 2010 3:57:24 GMT -5
Goldust is your maid, but he works under the Black Reign gimmick (oh god worst one yet!!!!)
I wish I could fly
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 16, 2010 4:02:35 GMT -5
You are turned into a European honeybee and die defending your hive from an attack by a swarm of Japanese hornets.
I wish the world was hurled into the sun, killing everyone.
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Post by Orange on Nov 16, 2010 4:04:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the sun loses it's heat and is instead made of marshmallows, sparing everybody's lives.
I wish I had a new house.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 16, 2010 4:42:02 GMT -5
You get a new house. But the inside is a burning fire that never ends.
I wish I had a harem of beautiful Japanese woman.
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Post by Cela on Nov 16, 2010 5:10:46 GMT -5
You are transported to a harem in Hiroshima shortly before the first bomb was dropped.
I wish I could read peoples thoughts.
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
Posts: 22,727
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Post by Legion on Nov 16, 2010 10:01:10 GMT -5
You can, but you can't stop, your head explodes Scanners style from overload.
I wish I was really, really rich
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 16, 2010 12:57:14 GMT -5
You're rich, but the ones in charge of your finances fail to pay your taxes and you wind up losing everything and you go back to where you started and wind up fighting in an alley with a former friend you thought you could trust.
I wish I owned the rights to the Beatles' songs
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Facepalm
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith...
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Post by Facepalm on Nov 16, 2010 13:02:54 GMT -5
You are transformed into Michael Jackson and sent back to June 25, 2009.
I wish I was the President of the United States.
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
Posts: 22,727
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Post by Legion on Nov 16, 2010 13:07:11 GMT -5
You're the President, but you're Abe Lincoln at the theatre.
I wish I was Vince McMahon
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 16, 2010 19:58:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, but WCW end up winning the Monday Night War and buys WWF for next to nothing and you're now stuck with 1997 Bischoff as your new boss.
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spec
Hank Scorpio
Bum Wiping Aficionado
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Post by spec on Nov 16, 2010 20:26:35 GMT -5
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye, and... AND i don't want any zombie turkey, i don't wanna turn into a turkey myself and i don't want any more weird surprises, you got it?
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Post by The Tank on Nov 16, 2010 20:29:41 GMT -5
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye, and... AND i don't want any zombie turkey, i don't wanna turn into a turkey myself and i don't want any more weird surprises, you got it? The turkey turns out to be rotten. You die of food poisoning. I wish that this wish I make is incorruptible.
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Post by DSR on Nov 16, 2010 21:24:06 GMT -5
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye, and... AND i don't want any zombie turkey, i don't wanna turn into a turkey myself and i don't want any more weird surprises, you got it? The turkey turns out to be rotten. You die of food poisoning. I wish that this wish I make is incorruptible. Granted, your wish has been made incorruptible. Unfortunately, you used up your wish, and now you have nothing. I wish I could go on a date with this hot chick I know...
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Post by The Tank on Nov 16, 2010 21:36:28 GMT -5
The turkey turns out to be rotten. You die of food poisoning. I wish that this wish I make is incorruptible. Granted, your wish has been made incorruptible. Unfortunately, you used up your wish, and now you have nothing. I wish I could go on a date with this hot chick I know... Granted, but your performance is so utterly pathetic during the date that the hot chick you're into completely loses faith in men as a whole and turns gay, guaranteeing you have no chance with her. I wish for a time machine.
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Post by DSR on Nov 16, 2010 21:38:50 GMT -5
Granted, your wish has been made incorruptible. Unfortunately, you used up your wish, and now you have nothing. I wish I could go on a date with this hot chick I know... Granted, but your performance is so utterly pathetic during the date that the hot chick you're into completely loses faith in men as a whole and turns gay, guaranteeing you have no chance with her. I wish for a time machine. You get your time machine, but I quickly show up to borrow it so I can go back in time and make that date better. You never get the time machine back, by the way. I wish I could see the Avengers movie before anyone else.
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