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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 16, 2010 21:42:59 GMT -5
Granted, but your performance is so utterly pathetic during the date that the hot chick you're into completely loses faith in men as a whole and turns gay, guaranteeing you have no chance with her. I wish for a time machine. You get your time machine, but I quickly show up to borrow it so I can go back in time and make that date better. You never get the time machine back, by the way. I wish I could see the Avengers movie before anyone else. The following movie Is actually made, but you have now lost almost 60 years of your life as a result of seeing it first. I wish this wish would be corrupted. |
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Post by spec on Nov 16, 2010 21:43:34 GMT -5
Granted, but your performance is so utterly pathetic during the date that the hot chick you're into completely loses faith in men as a whole and turns gay, guaranteeing you have no chance with her. I wish for a time machine. You get your time machine, but I quickly show up to borrow it so I can go back in time and make that date better. You never get the time machine back, by the way. I wish I could see the Avengers movie before anyone else. You get to see it, but it's The Avengers movie with Uma Thurman and you were sent back in the time machine to see it first. I wish there was a new Wishmaster movie. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 16, 2010 21:45:11 GMT -5
You get your time machine, but I quickly show up to borrow it so I can go back in time and make that date better. You never get the time machine back, by the way. I wish I could see the Avengers movie before anyone else. You get to see it, but it's The Avengers movie with Uma Thurman and you were sent back in the time machine to see it first. I wish there was a new Wishmaster movie. A new Wishmaster movie comes out. It sucks. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 16, 2010 21:49:22 GMT -5
You turn into a hot dog and a fat guy eats you.
I wish I could see Layla El naked.
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Post by spec on Nov 16, 2010 21:49:28 GMT -5
You get to see it, but it's The Avengers movie with Uma Thurman and you were sent back in the time machine to see it first. I wish there was a new Wishmaster movie. A new Wishmaster movie comes out. It sucks. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. Giving DSR the 1998 The Avengers movie would be a much worse fate. You are an Oscar Meyer wiener, but now everyone is in love with you. And i mean EVERYONE. I wish, i wish, i hadn't crushed that fish. |
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Post by spec on Nov 16, 2010 21:52:43 GMT -5
You turn into a hot dog and a fat guy eats you. I wish I could see Layla El naked. You see her naked but find out that she has a penis. Which is what Banjo has wished for. |
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 16, 2010 22:10:30 GMT -5
A new Wishmaster movie comes out. It sucks. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. Giving DSR the 1998 The Avengers movie would be a much worse fate. You are an Oscar Meyer wiener, but now everyone is in love with you. And i mean EVERYONE. I wish, i wish, i hadn't crushed that fish. Wish granted, however, as you skip along, a crazed man who looks somewhat like Banjo grabs you and rips out your intestines with a rusty wrench. I wish I was invincible. |
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Post by Cela on Nov 16, 2010 22:18:06 GMT -5
Giving DSR the 1998 The Avengers movie would be a much worse fate. You are an Oscar Meyer wiener, but now everyone is in love with you. And i mean EVERYONE. I wish, i wish, i hadn't crushed that fish. Wish granted, however, as you skip along, a crazed man who looks somewhat like Banjo grabs you and rips out your intestines with a rusty wrench. I wish I was invincible. You are, but then nuclear war breaks out and you are the last person alive, forever alone and unable to end your suffering. I wish I was president of a fortune 500 company. |
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 16, 2010 22:51:21 GMT -5
unfortunately, the board of directors revolts and kicks you off the top of the building.
i wish this wish would severly backfire.
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Post by OB91 on Nov 17, 2010 11:33:56 GMT -5
Granted, it backfires and destroys the Universe. Nice job breaking it Hero.
I wish I had some Coca-Cola.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 17, 2010 18:14:11 GMT -5
You get a six pack of Coca-Cola, but it's warm. And, you fridge goes out so you can't get them cold.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 17, 2010 22:35:42 GMT -5
and the billion dollars falls on you in a giant crate. oh, and it's a billion dollars in pennies.
i wish to wish the wish which you wish to wish, but if you wish to wish the wish which the witch wishes to wish, then i do not wish to wish the wish which you wish to wish.
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 18, 2010 0:43:03 GMT -5
Granted, you get the jelly donut I wanted, but the witch lets that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!
Now I wish that Grimlock would be in Transformers 3.
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Post by Das Einhorn on Nov 18, 2010 1:29:40 GMT -5
He is but is destroyed mercilessly and ridiculously within the first 10 seconds.
I wish I would lose 20 pounds.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 20, 2010 20:18:02 GMT -5
Granted.....Your limbs are removed with a rusty hacksaw
I wish for peace and prosperity though out the world with no negative impact on anyone living, dead, or otherwise.
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Post by Dub H on Nov 20, 2010 20:34:56 GMT -5
alright,now,everyone lives on space.
I wish for something that cant be wished
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 20, 2010 20:43:55 GMT -5
Granted.......You now have posession of a large demon with an Unpronouncible name, and it's hungry
I wish for something horrible to happen to me and for me to suffer for all eternity.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 24, 2010 1:56:10 GMT -5
and nothing happens, which drives you insane.
i wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 25, 2010 19:57:06 GMT -5
Granted, your wish will not be changed in any way, shape, or form. However, you will still be disappointed by the way it turns out.
I wish Vince McMahon would revitalize the Tag Team Division in the WWE.
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Post by the5thhorseman on Nov 25, 2010 20:47:31 GMT -5
Your wish is granted but its a Divas tag division and Laycool become the champions for eternity.
I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin would come back to WWE full-time.
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