Public restroom horror stories

[kingfeurio]

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[Non Banjoble Tokens]

You first.

[y2j12]

One my biggest pet peeves in the restroom is when somebody spits at the urinal, its unsanitary already without people adding to it

[Jeremy]

I have to clean restrooms for a living. Its part of my closing routine.

[Derk!]

At work a few weeks ago, someone (probably a little kid) made a mess on the floor, walls. I sprayed/ mopped that place with every type of cleaner we could find.

It gets better, though. When we were cleaning the front we noticed faint footprints in the lobby...

[kingfeurio]

Sept 7, 2010 20:02:40 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

You first.

Fair enough! I used to work at an ice cream store. One day another girl and I opened the store for the morning and stocked everything to prepare for the day. The other girl went to the bathrooms to restock the toilet paper and came out of the women's room with a look of terror on her face. Turns out the previous night shift, someone had taken a huge dump and clogged the toilet, told the employees, then left. They hung up an "out of order" sign and pretended nothing happened. We ended up having to call a plumber.

[forgottensinpwf]

I went in a women's restroom. Wasn't paying attention to the signs, just walked in without noticing, and surprisingly nobody really complained.

[kingfeurio]

Sept 7, 2010 20:13:34 GMT -5 @forgottensinpwf said:

I went in a women's restroom. Wasn't paying attention to the signs, just walked in without noticing, and surprisingly nobody really complained.

I use the men's restrooms sometimes because 99% of the time they are cleaner.

[laughytaffy]

I walk in and there's piss all over the floor near the urinal. Guy must've been blind or had the worst aim ever.

[S-Chrome]

Sept 7, 2010 20:05:50 GMT -5 Jeremy said:

I have to clean restrooms for a living. Its part of my closing routine.

Same here.

But, dear God, when you find excrement in the damn wastebasket...

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

A student at the tutoring center I work at tried to flush a pen down the toilet, but that's the closest I have to a horror story; most are just funny.

[potpie]

My horror story was going to a certain movie theatre's bathroom. It's your average run of the mill mall theatre bathroom- sticky, understocked, tp everywhere. I made a fatefully bad decision by choosing a stall without tp, and not checking before doing the business. Unfortunately, it was full, so I couldn't just hop into the next stall. Unbeknownst to me, a little girl was doing a #2 in the far stall. She used enough tp to clog the toilet, causing an epic overflow and sending brown rapids far and wide. Busy with my tp dilemma, I heard a wave of "Ew!" and "Oh my God!" voices from the stalls next to me. When I saw the flow, I picked up my feet, frantically tore off the remants of tp on the roll, and hauled it outta there.

....I win. Reluctantly.

[Predator McBroski]

I was in a stall, taking a dump, and a guy next to me says, "So, how ya doing?" Me, being the type of man I am, said "Doin' just fine!" he then says, "Can I come over later?" I reply with, "Um, not right now." He then goes, "Look, can I call you back? There's some idiot in the other stall replying to all my questions!"

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

Sept 7, 2010 20:23:39 GMT -5 Predator McBroski said:

I was in a stall, taking a dump, and a guy next to me says, "So, how ya doing?" Me, being the type of man I am, said "Doin' just fine!" he then says, "Can I come over later?" I reply with, "Um, not right now." He then goes, "Look, can I call you back? There's some idiot in the other stall replying to all my questions!"

That's hilarious.

[rzombie1988]

I saw a turd sitting in between the seat and the back of a toilet one time. What's worse is that I just had a burger with garlic on it(Who in the world makes burgers like that?) and there was no choice but to go...

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

Sept 7, 2010 20:30:34 GMT -5 "Playboy" Don Douglas said:

Sept 7, 2010 20:23:39 GMT -5 Predator McBroski said:

I was in a stall, taking a dump, and a guy next to me says, "So, how ya doing?" Me, being the type of man I am, said "Doin' just fine!" he then says, "Can I come over later?" I reply with, "Um, not right now." He then goes, "Look, can I call you back? There's some idiot in the other stall replying to all my questions!"

That's hilarious.

Agreed, and on numerous levels, too.

[Bald Bull]

Once at Candlestick Park in the early 2000s two guys were peeing next to each other. One was wearing a Jerry Rice jersey, the other wearing a Jerry Rice jersey. One Raiders, One 49ers. Raider fan was a Latin male (If I was a gambler I'd put my money on Mexican.) the 49er fan was white (the Malibu's Most Wanted kind of white.) The Raider fan looks over and says "The Niners F***in' suck!" and the 49er fan was like "F*** the Raiders and f*** you too yo!" And in the most epic finish to a fight I've ever seen, the Raider fan grabs the 49er fan by the back of the head and slams it into the wall. The 49er fans' knees buckle and he goes face first into the urinal he was pissing in. The Raider fan then flushes the toilet on the 49er fan's head and leaves. So I pissed next to some bloody unconscious guy with his head in the toilet. I was like 13 at the time.

[Doctor Of Style]

Many moons ago, I dumped a large cherry icee on a kid taking a dump in a movie theater bathroom. He went to the same high school as me, and my friends and I couldn't stand him. When we saw him walking in to the bathroom, we gave him a minute to start his business, then I struck. Poor bastard came out several minutes later, rather soaked and just hanging his head. He never saw what hit him, and we were far enough away from the bathroom entrance that he didn't hear us laughing when he came out.

[Nacho STAYS Hyped]

One time, I was using the toilet and I noticed someone wrote "Meet at 11:00 P.M. on Saturday for a good time". It was 10:59 on Saturday. I got the hell out of dodge.

[fw91]

One time I walked into a public restroom at a mall and this old guy was dropping a mean deuce with the stall door opened. I walked by and saw him grunt in agony and you can hear the diarhea noise. I qucikly ran out while laughing hysterically.