Let's Play: Pokemon Quartz
THE MOLEMAN COMETHYou bloody lunatic.
NO U
*Sigh* Why do I bother talking to people?
Huh. I'm not sure what to think about that.
Oh hai Shellder.
Dude, you're clearly swimming.
But I don't know how! The rock doesn't even have a duel disk or whatever.
Hai Razor Ramon. Don't tell me it's 10 in the morning and you're already sauced up.
Kid, you couldn't beat anything first try.
Oh snap! Ramon got owned! I think I'll call his uncle... Kevin. KEVIN THE BIG SEXY OF OZ & VEGAS!
This guy may have an even and fair team!While you on the other hand are just terrible.Can be blind? You mean it's optional?
No no no no no no, Ramon it's HEY YO!
You mean this is not the first time that you've been a little bitch in public? And how did you get the last tow badges anyways? You shouldn't have actually been able to raise the optionally blind Hamet since it doesn't learn an attack move until lvl 6.
I don't need to explain anything to anyone!Whatever, it should prove to be funny.
Seriously though, you're a little bitch.
One hit KO! DOHOHOHOHOHO!
Uh Caturn? You can let go of Hamets head now.
ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS BITCH!Brospeh, crushing dreams since 2006!
Hell, you should see what he was like before his brother whipped the piss out of him on a daily basis.
Heh. The sign sums up my reaction better than I ever could.
Ya. It's rather tacky.
It's dat dawg again! I knew Thunderbolt for some reason which confuses me since it's a ground type and it shouldn't even work.
I doubt you know anything about cuteness.
PRESS YOUR NAKED BODY AGAINST THE PILLARS!That's a Moleman? I'm rather dissapointed.
He does however have a mole. Still, goes down easy.
That however? Son of a bitch used a steel type and I don't even have a fire or decent ground type.
Well bro, you failed at that second part.
But has he taught you what love is?
The fiend of my nightmares returns!
Then you don't know what love is?
How so? I am not an automobile!
Wow, maybe brain damage caused him to think that I was a car.
Well, he's certainly different looking.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SMALL!
Ja, I'm super awesome!Well, you seem like a decent bloke.
Or you think that I am also a car. Typical.
Still though, you look like you want to GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
MY NIGHTMARES GROW!
Go DeDeDe, It's a whore with it's spamming of Earthquake. And you are also a bird so you like this sort of thing.
Survived Earthquake. I am the greatest!
Oh bugger.
Well, there's no way it could possibly kill you!
Oh you all suck.
QUICKLY, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY!
Ka-Ching.
Damn. Why do you know earthquake anyways?
I survive it though. Still, it's looking bad and it's my last pokemon left.
So I just revived and healed Scoop. Curse my magnificent planning.
Here's a play by play.
1. Groundoe used earthquake, Groundoe missed.
2. Scoop used water gun, super effective.
3. Groundoe used Fissure, Groundoe missed.
4. Scoop used water gun, super effective
5. Max used Super Potion, Brospeh raged.
6. Scoop used water gun, super effective
7. Repeat list twice more until knocked out. Add in Bone Rush and Sand Tomb for Groundoe.
Oh I'll never take a move like this.
Oh goodie.
Look, I really don't know or care anymore.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Since there's nothing coming up on the next route, here is out list of pokemon so far as well as their type and stats.
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Pathetic
Grass
Horrifying
Normal
A bit of a dude.
Ground
Also horrifying.
Bug
Not gonna happen.
Grass
CRIKEY!
Fighting
Nope.
Ghost
Un-bloody-likely to see the light of day again.
Dark
Might see use to cut things.
Normal
Probably not.
Normal
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Steel/Rock
Probably not.
Fighting/Electric
No.
Grass.
Possible.
Not likely.
Ghost
Only when I need it
Fighting/Psychic
Might train it up.
Bug/Electric
Might see some use.
Water/Electric
NEVER!!!!
Electric
Looks unlikely
Poison
Dunno, maybe.
Grass
Could come back in.
Mr. Camp Dinosaur
Grass
KITTY!
Dark
Should evolve soon but won't be used against Team AMBAR
Water/Flying
Should evolve soon.
Bit of an offensive beast right now.
Grass/Psychic
Funkenstein!
Normal
Any requests for me to train up? Any changes that you'd like too see in the party? Do these pants make my butt look big?
ANSWER NOW!